Brent Musburger Wants You To Manscape

LAS VEGAS, NV - FEBRUARY 03:  Retired sportscaster and VSiN (Vegas Stats & Information Network) managing editor and lead host Brent Musburger unveils the VSiN broadcasting studio at the South Point Hotel & Casino sports book on February 3, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VSiN is the first multi-channel network dedicated to sports gambling information and launches on Sirius XM Radio on February 27. Musburger and boxing announcer and VSiN lead host Al Bernstein will host a special broadcast before Super Bowl LI.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Brent Musburger And Al Bernstein Unveil Broadcasting Studio For VSiN Sports Gambling Information | Ethan Miller/Getty Images

Brent Musburger hosts a sports gambling radio show called My Guys in the Desert on Sirius XM and VSiN. One of the VSiN advertisers is a product called "Manscaped" and Musburger does the ad reads, specifically the one before the latest episode of A Numbers Game. Musburger reads it like he's back on ABC telling you to keep it locked here to see Katherine Webb's celebrity diving debut after the completion of Alabama - Notre Dame.

It sounds like a fake ad from a Baseketball sequel where Brent Musburger plays himself. This is by far the most embarrassing thing anyone has ever had to do for money because of gambling. He says "cojones" three times in that ad. Not to mention "ball deodorant."

It is incredible that, as popular and ingrained in our daily routines as podcasts are, you have people like Brent Musburger reminding you to shave your testicles and Bill Simmons talking about the underwear you'll use to keep them warm. When will podcast listeners be subjected to annoying car and cell phone commercials?

Apparently, Musburger has been reading ads for this company for months. Did we miss this or block it from our memories for self-preservation?