Bill Self Picks Nose With Systematic Precision as Kansas and Kansas St. Head to OT

By Tim Ryan

Bill Self’s inner booger monologue is straight to the point: Swiftly enter the nostril that houses the unwanted visitor, turn, and pluck.

He wisely chose not to bother wasting valuable time getting lost in there like LeBron once famously did and he certainly didn’t set up a three night stay like Jim Boeheim often does. A nose-picking system as efficient as this one simply cannot lose.

Meanwhile, and possibly of greater significance, Kansas St. just beat No. 7 Kansas in overtime, 85-82.