Bengals Offensive Lineman Savages Time Warner Cable

Offensive tackle Marshall Newhouse left the Packers for the Bengals this offseason, and all does not appear to be well on his cable television front. Time Warner apparently declared him dead and shut off his service, and he lashed out accordingly:

.@timewarnertv You guys must have teams devoted to being the literal worst at what you do. It takes real effort to be that terrible. Bravo?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse73) June 5, 2014

.@timewarnertv According to you, I've been declared deceased. Congrats on controlling the underworld?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse73) June 6, 2014

.@timewarnertv Is Michael Jackson really dead? Or was his service just systematically shut off?
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse73) June 6, 2014

.@timewarnertv I'd ask for help again, but you're probably too busy trying to gain access to North Korea.
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse73) June 6, 2014

.@timewarnertv Rant over. Clean yourself up, you smell.
— Marshall Newhouse (@MNewhouse73) June 6, 2014

Well then. Newhouse’s rant likely fell on deaf ears because he was tagging an account that’s been inactive since 2010, though getting it right may have been of little consequence because Time Warner is notorious for giving zero fucks about that sort of thing. Hopefully this all gets sorted out sooner than later.