Atlanta Hawks' Injury Report Requires Twitter Thread


With COVID making it increasingly difficult to field a team and leagues refusing to slow the machinery of capitalism, we've waded into some odd waters. For instance, the Monday Night Football game between Miami and a comically undermanned Saints team was borderline unethical and entirely unfair. Games are being canceled ad hoc and if they are played, there's a chance not even the most devout fans will be able to tell the players without a scorecard. Then you get things like this: the Atlanta Hawks dutifully fulfilling a sponsorship deal by sending out today's Emory Healthcare Injury Report. In multiple volumes.
An @emoryhealthcare injury report (2/2):
— Atlanta Hawks (@ATLHawks) December 28, 2021
Solomon Hill (right hamstring tear): Out
De’Andre Hunter (right wrist injury recovery): Out pic.twitter.com/IWf8eYCO05
It may have been easier to list the players who are healthy enough to play in addition to not being in the precautionary protocols. A grand total of 15 names are on this list. It seems unlikely the next report will require a three-tweet thread but who can rule anything out at this point?