Shane Gillis fired from Saturday Night Live … The Far Side teases a return and that would be the best thing … If UAB gets a live komodo dragon they’ll become everyone’s favorite team … Jets wish player a happy birthday, then cut him … Purdue Pharma files for bankruptcy … Christie Brinkley breaks arm while dancing with the stars … Everyone who likes a Demi Lovato bikini pic should get their own article … Michael Strahan’s ex-wife wants more in the divorce agreement … This feels like something pulled out of Succession … The Antonio Brown soap opera got even more farty … Mike Leach just a logic master …
Can Donald Trump change the electoral map again? [CNN]
Tony Bennett declines a raise. [UVA Today]
Astounding that it’s come to this.
It’s so beautiful.
No way, man.