Some things just take the breath away. The Grand Canyon. Sunrise over a perfectly still lake. The sight of your firstborn child in its first moments of life. And a Marble Rye-episode inspired uniform to be worn on the Brooklyn Cyclones’ annual Seinfeld Night, of course.
One look at those things and you know you’d do anything to have one. Even mug a nice lady in the alley while shouting “give me the Marble Rye jersey, you old hag.”
This year’s Seinfeld Night is July 13. There will be Lloyd Braun and The Maestro bobbleheads, plus fans will have the opportunity to meet the industrious former Dinkins advisor who can do anything he puts his mind to.
Minor league baseball: just the best.