Sick and Twisted Individuals Archives

Joe Paterno Should Resign as Penn State’s Football Head Coach

Posted November 7, 2011, 10:00 am by (359 Comments)

Penn State needs a clean slate, entirely new leadership and, judging from its actions through this mess, a vast recalibration of its priorities as an academic institution. Morally, Joe Paterno abdicated responsibility entirely.

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Roundup: Reporter Asks Soccer Player to Autograph Her Butt, Richmond Football Coach Resigns After DWI, & Sally Jenkins on Pat Summitt

Posted August 24, 2011, 8:02 am by (213 Comments)

And of course, Earthquake 2011 coverage. Plus, a Philadelphia Flyer will be in the next Apatow movie, the Texas Rangers have attendance problems, Amy Winehouse, and a circumcision gone terribly wrong.

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Sugar Ray Leonard Claims He Was Sexually Abused by Olympic Boxing Coach

Posted May 17, 2011, 6:30 pm by (7 Comments)

Sugar Ray Leonard: In an upcoming book, the former boxing champ reveals that he was sexually abused by an unnamed Olympic boxing coach in the 1970s. Leonard writes that in 1971, the coach watched a 15-year-old Leonard and another boxer take a bath in a tub of hot water and Epsom salts. Years later, while [...]

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Meet Jeff Motuzas, the Human Garbage Can

Posted March 25, 2011, 3:20 pm by (68 Comments)

Jeff Motuzas, Human Garbage Can: Jeff Motuzas is the longtime bullpen catcher of the Arizona Diamondbacks. He’ll eat anything. “Someone pulled something out of their nose and he ate it for $400.” I’d vomit (which, reportedly, he’d actually eat). The job of bullpen catcher pays about $60k, so Motuzas, not unlike a stripper, does “sidework” [...]

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Roundup: Texting and Walking Can Be Dangerous and Ricky Gervais Slays at the Golden Globes

Posted January 17, 2011, 8:03 am by (208 Comments)

January Jones … Minneapolis is the gayest city in America … fired for telling the truth? … Cameron Diaz & A-Rod partied all weekend in Hollywood … “The yanked me out of the car, put a knee on my back, and checked my rectum several times” … what caused 200 cows to die? … what [...]

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Coach Admits to Secretly Taping High School Softball Team Changing in the Locker Room

Posted December 10, 2010, 1:00 pm by (65 Comments)

Coach Taped Softball Players Changing: “A former Oklahoma City high school coach has admitted to police that he secretly videotaped his girls’ softball team while players changed clothes in the locker room, a police detective reported Wednesday … [Michael] Hestand also admitted to having child pornography on a home computer and to videotaping himself having [...]

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Roundup: Kyrie Irving Beats Spartans, Walmart Jacker Gets Lifetime Ban & 2011 Grammy Nominations

Posted December 2, 2010, 8:00 am by (367 Comments)

Taylor Swift, for the second time in a week … “Man charged with killing woman for taking phone call during sex” … NSFW photos of Gisele changing in a car … need to get this pilot in a room with Sully … two sports media jobs with “no future” … this sad story will leave [...]

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