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Roundup: Cows on the Highway, MLB No. 1 Pick Chooses Jail Over Probation & Eagle Snatching Baby Video May Be Fake

Posted December 19, 2012, 8:28 am by (271 Comments)

I woke up this morning with the song, ‘Grab them cakes,’ in my head. I may have had a dream about the Junkyard Dog.

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E. Gordon Gee Made $1.9 Million, Ran Up $1.7 Million in Expenses at Ohio State in 2011

Posted December 18, 2012, 4:35 pm by (74 Comments)

Ohio State spent around $4,658 per day in Gee upkeep.

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Linda McMahon Spent $100 Million in 3 Years to Not Be Senator

Posted November 8, 2012, 5:50 pm by (14 Comments)

More anything? More everything!

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Rick Pitino Might Have Been the Michigan Basketball Coach in 2001, But Michigan’s then-AD Bill Martin Was Playing Squash

Posted October 25, 2012, 3:06 pm by (27 Comments)

The Wolverines had to settle for Tommy Amaker. You know how that worked out.

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Michael Jordan and George W. Bush Are Hanging Out at the Ryder Cup

Posted September 29, 2012, 6:25 pm by (5 Comments)

MJ and George W. Bush, your modern day Batman and Robin.

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