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Russell Branyan is Doing Nothing to Enhance the Image of Baseball Players as Tough Guys

Posted September 22, 2010, 3:00 pm by (60 Comments)

Russell Branyan of the Mariners suffered an injury in July closing the curtains in his hotel room and missed a few games. Now, this: “I took my family to a pizza parlor. They had plastic chairs, and after we’d eaten, my little guy had kicked one of his flip flops off. I was sitting on [...]

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Chris Coghlan to the DL – He Might Need Surgery – For Injury Suffered Following Pie-in-the-Face Celebration

Posted July 27, 2010, 10:00 am by (27 Comments)

Chris Coghlan: The Marlins oufielder celebrated Sunday’s win over the Braves by slamming a pie in the face of teammate Wes Helms. Coghland landed awkwardly and is headed to the DL with a “torn meniscus [in] his left knee.” There’s a chance Coghlan will need surgery, in which case he’d be out 6-8 weeks. Worse [...]

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Russell Branyan Injured Closing the Curtains; Mat Latos Strains Left Side Holding Back a Sneeze and Goes to the DL

Posted July 16, 2010, 10:45 am by (48 Comments)

Pathetic Baseball Injuries: “Russell Branyan banged his left toe on a table around 5 a.m. PT on Thursday morning at the Mariners’ hotel when he went to close the curtains. He’ll be out two days minimum and will be day-to-day after that.” Before you thought that couldn’t be topped … “Mat Latos … will be [...]

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