Pathetic Injuries Archives

Mets Outfielder Breaks Wrist Moving Furniture. Such a Mets Injury.

Posted November 6, 2012, 4:47 pm by (12 Comments)

In mid-June, Duda was leading the Mets in home runs.

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Manny Harris Cut by the Cavaliers After Suffering Freezer Burn in a NIKE Cryogenic Cooling Chamber

Posted December 27, 2011, 1:31 pm by (62 Comments)

Harris, a beast in the NBDL, had a decent 2010-2011 season with the Cavaliers.

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Chris Davis of the Orioles is Headed to the DL Due to a Shoulder Injury He Aggravated While Sleeping

Posted August 17, 2011, 6:55 pm by (27 Comments)

If you’ve ever woken up with a sore shoulder, then you know the pain of Chris Davis.

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Zack Greinke is Off to a Bad Start In Milwaukee

Posted March 9, 2011, 12:00 pm by (43 Comments)

Zack Greinke: Perhaps the second most significant offseason acquisition in baseball will get late start to the season with the Brewers. Greinke suffered a cracked rib and bruised rib playing some pickup basketball at the start of training camp and he’ll start the 2011 season on the DL. He landed hard after going up for [...]

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Ty Thomas Woke Up From a Nap and Had a Torn Meniscus

Posted January 22, 2011, 11:45 am by (3 Comments)

Ty Thomas: The Bobcats forward participated in Thursday’s morning shoot-around. Then, he took a nap. Upon waking up, he felt a swelling in his knee. Thomas (11.1 ppg, 5.8 rpg) had somehow suffered a torn meniscus. He’ll be out 8 weeks. He probably has those jimmy legs Kramer talked about. [Observer]

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The Roundup: Jay Cutler & Kristin Cavallari, Man is BFF With a 17-foot Crocodile & Rugby Trick Shots

Posted September 28, 2010, 8:45 am by (190 Comments)

Blake Lively … the gap between rich and poor hits record levels … who would want to ban Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five? … billionaire Segway owner dies after driving Segway off a cliff … Fox News and the Republican primary … how to survive when your elevator plunges … Georgia and Oregon won’t be playing football in [...]

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