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Ozzie Guillen Hates Bryce Harper and his Pine Tar

Posted July 16, 2012, 10:51 am by (28 Comments)

Ozzie, always looking for attention, goes after the sport’s most popular player this season.

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Frank Frank probably hates being called Frank Frank

Frank Francisco Referred to the Yankees as Chickens

Posted June 22, 2012, 5:00 pm by (10 Comments)

The rivalry is back! Or something.

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Dude, where's my hacked twitter account excuse?

Ashton Kutcher, Who Has A Charity Devoted To Ending Child Sex Slavery, Wants To Know Why We Disrespect Joe Paterno

Posted November 10, 2011, 1:13 am by (15 Comments)

Ashton Kutcher is not a reader of our site, apparently.

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Joe Flacco thinks enthusiasm is bullshit

John Harbaugh is Perturbed at Steelers PA for Calling Flacco a Little Girl

Posted November 9, 2011, 4:15 pm by (54 Comments)

One of my favorite subplots of the 2011 season is the distinct presence of the cantankerous Harbaugh brothers.

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Notre Dames shamrock helmets look like balls

Notre Dame’s Special Shamrock Helmets Are an Abomination

Posted November 7, 2011, 5:38 pm by (27 Comments)

The Irish are on a mission to appease the need for cheese.

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Bob Brenly thinks the Cubs are craptastically crappy

Bob Brenly Calls Cubs “Another Dead-Ass Team”

Posted June 6, 2011, 12:02 pm by (30 Comments)

Cubs broadcaster Bob Brenly accurately believes the Cubbies are an unmitigated disaster.

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ESPN Reaches New Low Following Death of Alabama Lineman Aaron Douglas

Posted May 12, 2011, 3:52 pm by (41 Comments)

Alabama offensive lineman Aaron Douglas was found dead last night in Jacksonville, Florida. The cause of the 21-year-old’s death is unknown, but rather than simply report terribly sad news and forget about the football aspect, ESPN pounced on the story like a proud, crack-addicted hooker and pondered what this all might mean for “five-star signee [...]

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