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Kid Wins National Spelling Bee, Celebrates by Standing Still, Gives Memorable Post-Bee Interview [Video]

Posted May 31, 2013, 11:33 am by Stephen Douglas (13 Comments)

Knaidel was the contest-winning word. Any clue what that means without looking it up?

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Horrific Broken Leg Highlights Annual Event Where People Chase Cheese Down a Hill [Video]

Posted May 28, 2013, 3:30 pm by Stephen Douglas (26 Comments)

That’s why you don’t chase cheese down a hill.

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Man Loses Life Savings ($2,600) to Win Banana With Dreadlocks

Posted April 30, 2013, 10:09 am by Stephen Douglas (22 Comments)

Best picture ever.

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Someone Combined Soccer and Golf to Create “Footee” Because What Else Are You Going To Do, Read a Book? [Video]

Posted April 23, 2013, 6:58 pm by Stephen Douglas (7 Comments)

I didn’t think so.

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“TRI” is a Silly Sport That Combines Rugby and a Ball Shaped Like a Banana

Posted January 2, 2013, 6:40 pm by Stephen Douglas (4 Comments)

It certainly looks like they are almost playing a sport.

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Texas Hipsters Finally Combine Football, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Unicycles

Posted November 20, 2012, 1:51 pm by Stephen Douglas (15 Comments)

Head may explode.

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Greatest Dodgeball Play Of All-Time, Plus a Spectacular Dodgeball Self-KO

Posted October 5, 2012, 11:31 am by Stephen Douglas (40 Comments)

Wow and ouch.

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