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Man Loses Life Savings ($2,600) to Win Banana With Dreadlocks

Posted April 30, 2013, 10:09 am by (22 Comments)

Best picture ever.

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Roundup: Scathing Restaurant Review, $5 Million Lottery Ticket Scam & Video of a Fight on the Vegas Strip

Posted November 14, 2012, 8:19 am by (158 Comments)

Impressive wins for Duke, Michigan State … and Albany?

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Some Idiot Stole a Robin Ventura Autographed Baseball From a School’s Memorabilia Case

Posted June 16, 2012, 9:00 am by (No Comments)

The greatest break-in since Electric Boogaloo.

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Yardwork: Roger Clemens Is Back In Our Lives, and Rick Ankiel Made an Obscene Throw

Posted April 17, 2012, 11:25 am by (102 Comments)

Ankiel’s arm is almost as impressive as Clemens’ ego.

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Daniel Snyder Continues to Embarrass Himself With Idiotic Activity

Posted February 2, 2011, 2:00 pm by (47 Comments)

Daniel Snyder: The petulant owner of the Redskins objected to this piece in the City Paper. So he tried to get the writer fired by threatening a lawsuit against the paper. “In a letter sent to City Paper’s owners after the article’s publication, Redskins chief operating officer David Donovan alleged that Snyder had been defamed [...]

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Charlie Villanueva Says Kevin Garnett Called Him a “Cancer Patient”

Posted November 3, 2010, 8:08 am by (86 Comments)

The Celtics smothered the Pistons last night, 109-86, but more interesting than anything that took place on the court (that includes Rajon Rondo’s 17-assist, 0-turnover effort) was what Detroit’s Charlie Villanueva tweeted afterward (screen grabs after the jump). Villanueva suffers from alopecia universalis, an autoimmune skin disease; the result is hair loss. Villanueva claims that [...]

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“You Know You’ve Had Too Much to Drink When a Rodeo Clown is Trying to Save Your Life”

Posted October 12, 2010, 4:28 pm by (55 Comments)

Here’s video of a fat, seemingly drunk man somehow stumbling into a bullfighting ring. The bull notices the shirtless intruder. Then, it charges the man three times, stomping with increasing vigor. Rodeo clowns carry the man – who appears to be wearing a banana hammock – to safety.

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