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Roundup: Chuck Norris Thinks Obama is Making the Boyscouts Gay, Michelle Beadle Has Men Falling All Over Themselves

Posted June 27, 2012, 8:15 am by (188 Comments)

Woman banned from McDonalds. Mario Balotelli as King Kong. Bons Mots from Southerners. A compelling reason not to fart in front of someone’s front door.

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Euro 2012: An England Fan Flashed His Penis During Italy’s Winning Penalty

Posted June 25, 2012, 9:26 am by (14 Comments)

Andrea Pirlo was not the only one with his coglioni on display.

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Joe Smith is Dating a Former Miss Teen USA, Gets Upset When You Don’t Know “He’s a Pitcher for the Cleveland Indians”

Posted May 22, 2012, 12:21 pm by (86 Comments)

Really, why should an MLB reliever be asked to show identification like a mere peasant?

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Sam Shields of the Packers Sounds Like a Really, Really Nice Guy According to This Report

Posted May 7, 2012, 12:29 pm by (45 Comments)

Heavy sarcasm in that headline, as you will soon see.

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Belvedere Vodka’s Oral Sex Ad Did Not Go Down Smoothly

Posted March 23, 2012, 6:10 pm by (21 Comments)

This idea should have died at conception or, better still, never been conceived.

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Not Even Alex Rodriguez Can Escape Lame Store Credit Exchange Policies

Posted March 20, 2012, 1:22 pm by (93 Comments)

Being Alex Rodriguez rich does not grant immunity from life’s difficulties. The difficulties just become way more ridiculous.

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Craig James Would Never Make the Choice to Ride In a Gay Parade

Posted February 23, 2012, 4:58 pm by (26 Comments)

Craig James reiterated his stance that being gay was a choice.

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