Jerks Archives

Roundup: Obama Tries To Revive Middle East Peace Process, Seth McFarlane Dumped The Khaleesi, Columnist Wants To Tear Down Wrigley’s Scoreboard

Posted March 22, 2013, 8:08 am by (194 Comments)

Escort charged with attempted 2nd degree murder after intimate biting incident. Tebow event was not media friendly.

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Roundup: Oprah’s “Tig Ol’ Bitties,” Pantless Arkansas Woman Escaping DWI On Power Wheels Truck, Robert Swift’s House: Garbage, Shell Casings, Feces

Posted March 6, 2013, 8:12 am by (209 Comments)

Dan Sileo. Florida man peed on cop’s lunch. Taylor Swift is awful. New Sim City game. Jay Mohr wore socks and sandals. Drunk U.N. Delegates.

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Danny Simpson, Newcastle Defender, Was Knocked Unconscious and Left in Street After 4:00 AM Fast Food Brawl

Posted February 4, 2013, 1:00 pm by (18 Comments)

Witnesses claim the 26-year-old was inebriated and wanted everyone to know who he was.

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Dan Sileo Made An Erin Andrews Peephole Comment, WEEI’s John Dennis Laughed Out Loud

Posted January 18, 2013, 2:13 pm by (85 Comments)

Dennis and Sileo share more than finding a woman being the victim of a jarring, invasive crime by a sexually motivated stalker hilarious. They also enjoy comparing black people to primates on air.

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Novak Djokovic on Lance Armstrong: “It’s a disgrace for the sport to have an athlete like this”

Posted January 18, 2013, 11:50 am by (104 Comments)

“They have like a thousand proofs that he’s positive. I think it’s a disgrace for the sport to have an athlete like this.”

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Roundup: Lance Armstrong Talks to Oprah, Michigan Wins on the Road, Aaron Rodgers Says the Read Option is a Fad

Posted January 18, 2013, 8:18 am by (152 Comments)

Finally, Friday is here. Also, there’s actual football in two days!

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