Jason Whitlock Archives

Jason Whitlock on Pat Riley, the Heat & Strippers

Posted November 24, 2010, 3:00 pm by (136 Comments)

Jason Whitlock on Riley’s Inevitable Return to Coaching: “I’m starting to think Pat Riley is as needy as a 24-year-old stripper, addicted to the drama, the dysfunction and the lust of wealthy men willing to make it rain … The Big Three free-agent decision is the equivalent of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Bristol Palin [...]

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PM Roundup: T.Ocho, Vick, Sterger’s Wranglers, The Ombudsman, Whitlock and Lots of Pot

Posted October 22, 2010, 3:30 pm by (101 Comments)

Krystal Forscutt was featured in the PM Roundup way back when it actually existed. I’m guessing some of you have never even seen a PM Roundup before and that’s alright. Don’t be scared. Its like a bunch of 1-liners in one post. You don’t have to start your work day over. Just take some time [...]

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The Roundup: AJ Burnett’s Black Eye, Dan Hawkins Gets Bloody & Matt Cassel Has Been Historically Bad

Posted September 20, 2010, 8:30 am by (193 Comments)

Vanessa Hudgens … two men arrested for attempted robbery – of a sheriff – in a Craigslist sale … chocolate milk banned in Fairfax County elementary schools … two elephants and a cloud … nasty photos of human body parts spilling out of a shark … RIP English … “Montana GOP policy: Make homosexuality illegal” [...]

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The Roundup: Jay Mariotti Court Appearance Day, Fantasy Football Rules & Death on Jaws Beach

Posted September 17, 2010, 8:23 am by (178 Comments)

Rachel Bilson … thwarting dirty politics … tough times for Ashton and Demi … “One-Legged Driver Escapes From Deputies After Crash” … the foodiest town in America? Boulder, Colorado … man allegedly stabs his brother over clothes … woman in bikini arrested for taking tractor for a ride … three years in jail for stealing [...]

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Jason Whitlock Wants Media To Stop Whining About a College Football Playoff

Posted September 8, 2010, 4:30 pm by (127 Comments)

An Anti-Playoff Argument: Jason Whitlock on a college football playoff.  ”It took one sloppy, high-impact, scintillating game for the playoff whiners to begin their nonsensical whining. Boise State’s last-minute, Labor Day victory over Virginia Tech exemplified absolutely everything that is right about college football.  ou’ll be waiting four months for the NFL to play a game [...]

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Bill Simmons Discusses 3-D On The Adam Carolla Show – Was It A Shot At ESPN!?

Posted August 25, 2010, 3:45 pm by (84 Comments)

Today, Bill Simmons appeared on The Adam Carolla Show. Carolla and The Sports Guy discussed  today where he discussed many subjects; including 3-D movies. Simmons opined that, “everything’s now 3-D.” The obvious question is, was it a shot at ESPN?

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The Roundup: Mark Cuban on the Stock Market, Vin Scully’s Staying & Nate Davis Has a Cannon

Posted August 23, 2010, 8:00 am by (181 Comments)

Nicole Scherzinger … if you’re looking for a European soccer team to follow: St. Pauli … great phrase: “Rupert Murdoch axis of demagoguery revved up” … for fans of Juliette Binoche … sad workplace bullying allegations … this one’s for prospective authors … cool photos of big cities … duck: “Gay teen says school violated [...]

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