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Roundup: Alligator Rips off Half of Teenager’s Arm; the Legally Blind Beauty Queen going to Florida State & Sesame Street Does “Call Me Maybe”

Posted July 11, 2012, 8:26 am by (269 Comments)

Loaded mid-week roundup on what is shaping up to be a big day.

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Some Idiot Stole a Robin Ventura Autographed Baseball From a School’s Memorabilia Case

Posted June 16, 2012, 9:00 am by (No Comments)

The greatest break-in since Electric Boogaloo.

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Dude, where's my hacked twitter account excuse?

Ashton Kutcher, Who Has A Charity Devoted To Ending Child Sex Slavery, Wants To Know Why We Disrespect Joe Paterno

Posted November 10, 2011, 1:13 am by (15 Comments)

Ashton Kutcher is not a reader of our site, apparently.

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Roundup: Watch George Bush Nearly Get Hit With a Foul Ball & Tim Thomas Make a Great Save

Posted May 24, 2011, 8:30 am by (332 Comments)

Emmanuelle Chriqui… remember this girl from Mad Men? … Troy Aikman, who is going through a divorce, put his house on the market for $24 million … do any Republicans want to run for President? … sheep meat seized at Dulles Airport … iPads not permitted in Yankee Stadium … here’s Christine Martin … wonder [...]

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Notre Dame Still Trying to Sweep Declan Sullivan’s Death Under Rug

Posted April 19, 2011, 1:20 pm by (185 Comments)

Notre Dame released the results of its “unbiased” investigation into Declan Sullivan’s death. Unbiased because it says so. The inquiry absolves anyone from individual responsibility, thus no individual will be punished. Notre Dame has switched to remote control cameras. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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The Redskins Trade Away Picks and Rack Up Debt, And They Are Looking to Do It Again

Posted April 16, 2011, 6:00 pm by (16 Comments)

The Washington Redskins want to trade up in order to take a quarterback. This rumor item comes from the Houston Chronicle’s John McClain, who was a big fan of my ranking of coaches in order that I would want them for my team. McClain hears that the Skins are “trying like crazy to trade up” and [...]

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James Harrison’s Cowardly Helmet Shots Do Not Represent Real Football

Posted October 18, 2010, 10:30 am by (177 Comments)

The NFL is going to have another Darryl Stingley incident if it does not swiftly disincentive the helmet shots we saw on Sunday. DeSean Jackson may be out for a while after suffering a serious concussion. Brandon Meriweather hit Todd Heap after an incomplete pass by launching himself helmet first at Heap, in what is [...]

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