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Tiki and Ronde Barber Allowed This Photo to Happen

Posted March 9, 2011, 7:40 am by (15 Comments)

Why publish this obscene photo? Because NFL players wearing matching suspenders and holding hands at a swing set will probably never happen again. I imagine Tiki and Ronde still get crap for this on a daily basis. If they don’t, they should. The only reason to ever consider reprising this shoot is if Sports Illustrated [...]

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LeBron & Wade: “Look Away, I’m Hideous”

Posted March 7, 2011, 7:40 am by (20 Comments)

When your “big three” is shooting 5% when trailing by three or fewer in game ending situations, covering your face and counting to ten so everyone has a chance to hide isn’t a bad thought, it’s just a shame no one’s hiding. [via _BW]

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The Matt Barnes Rehab Program is in Good Hands

Posted March 4, 2011, 7:45 am by (9 Comments)

This is the latest we’ve heard on injured Lakers forward Matt Barnes: Barnes participated in a full practice without the aid of a brace on his surgically repaired right knee Thursday. He is expected to play Friday against the Charlotte Bobcats for the first time since Jan. 7. Does it really matter? He’s been pumpin’ [...]

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ESPN Shocks Viewers With “Shocker” Sign

Posted February 28, 2011, 7:45 am by (6 Comments)

Well this “Shocker” sign was a bit of surprise to see flashed across our television sets this past Saturday afternoon. Perhaps all ESPN producers and cameramen should be required to visit the “Shocker” Wikipedia page for a quick tutorial? [via Bubba @ MockSession]

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Nats Keeping Temperamental Morgan on Short Leash

Posted February 23, 2011, 7:45 am by (12 Comments)

The Washington Nationals held their first day of full-squad workouts yesterday in Viera, Florida, and it appears that Nyjer Morgan and newcomer Jayson Werth have already developed a unique chemistry with one another. Brian Wilson and The Machine give this photograph an emphatic, leather-clad thumbs up. [via @dcsportsbog, @MarkZuckerman]

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Kansas Student Lobbies for Return of “Big 12 Poon”

Posted February 22, 2011, 7:40 am by (7 Comments)

The robust Kansas cleavage that made a number of pleasant appearances on our televisions last night was a stark reminder that Big 12 Poon has not been updated since September of 2007. That’s just not right. Thankfully, Bobby Knight eventually snapped out of the powerful boob hypnosis. [via Bubba @ MockSession]

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Chris Bosh Handles Raptors With Ease

Posted February 17, 2011, 7:45 am by (16 Comments)

Chris Bosh returned to his old stomping grounds in Toronto last night with a level head and firm grip on things, finishing with 25 points, 6 rebounds, 2 assists, and a steal. Upon the game’s conclusion, he blew kisses to the crowd like a seasoned wrestling heel, though I probably would have done the same [...]

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