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Hines Ward is Smiling Brightly With Good Reason

Posted April 19, 2011, 7:45 am by (6 Comments)

This is Hines Ward’s moderately tan dance partner Kym Johnson, who more than made up for her boogying companion’s insistence on channeling 1982 Richard Gere last night. Kym is from Australia, has a deep understanding of what qualifies as a woody-inducing-outfit, and appears to keep herself in scrumptious shape at the ripe age of 34.

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Bobby V & Marv Albert Debut Matching Hair Frosts

Posted April 18, 2011, 7:45 am by (4 Comments)

Whether or not Marv Albert has thrown the begs of his soul onto the Just For Men wagon, or whether Bobby Valentine’s attempts to look a lot like Marv are genuine, I strongly believe that these two clowns have stolen hair from sitcom legend, Alf. On that swirly note, good morning. [via Mocksession]

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Cleveland “Hottie” Greets LeBron With Double-Bird Action

Posted March 30, 2011, 7:45 am by (19 Comments)

LeBron James was welcomed back to Cleveland last night by two of the most hostile slices of Road Beef he’ll ever see. One wore an “I Witnessed Nothing” t-shirt and flipped him the double-bird while her enraged counterpart channeled the Jerry Springer set. Whatever they did worked, because the Cavs amazingly won by a score [...]

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Orange Vampire Spotted at Suns-Lakers Game

Posted March 23, 2011, 7:45 am by (5 Comments)

This ablaze gentleman pictured at right, who presumably roots for the Phoenix Suns, appears to be one of two things: A thoroughly creepy Ric Bucher/vampire hybrid, or Alby Grant’s secret brother from the now defunct, Big Love. Despite the getup, the most shocking aspect of this photo is the collective look of complete indifference from [...]

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Steve Nash and Marcin Gortat Take a Dip

Posted March 16, 2011, 7:45 am by (5 Comments)

This charming photograph comes courtesy of Steve Nash’s twitter feed. Although there has yet to be an official explanation, it’s assumed that wearing a tie and button-down in a pool is what someone like Steve Nash needs to do when nursing a sore groin. The look of sheer innocence, along with the arms up, makes [...]

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Tubby Jersey Fella Finds Glory in Nets-Celtics Game

Posted March 15, 2011, 7:45 am by (25 Comments)

Deron Williams hit a decisive three-pointer last night against the Boston Celtics, leading New Jersey to a surprising 88-79 victory. What followed was a pink and blue polo, glorious man-teets, a primal scream, and an extremely pleasant evening in the Baccalieri household. Everyone went home a winner, even the Nets. Mesmerizing Gif after the jump.

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NBA Using The Term “Legend” Rather Loosely

Posted March 11, 2011, 7:45 am by (23 Comments)

Chris Dudley, the former Knick, Net, Blazer and all around heartbreaker appeared on a reader’s television screen the other night along with the words, “NBA Legend.” I took a quick look at the numbers. Career averages of 3.9 points, 6.2 rebounds, 0.4 assists per game and a blistering 691-for-1,508 from the free throw line? You [...]

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