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Roundup: Border War Battle at Costco, SEC Country Has the Fattest States & Car Flies Off Mountain During Race and Flips a Dozen Times

Posted August 14, 2012, 8:41 am by (125 Comments)

Summer ends in about three weeks. That stinks.

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The Fattest Pitchers in Major League Baseball

Posted July 19, 2012, 1:54 pm by (85 Comments)

At long last, a discussion of portly pitchers.

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Roundup: Ben Sheets is Back, Gnarly Shark Attack in Australia & Monday Who Pulled the Plug on Springsteen and McCartney?

Posted July 16, 2012, 8:23 am by (169 Comments)

Featuring the luckiest man in Russia (scroll down to the last video).

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Joey Chestnut at a pervious contest. Getty needs to step their hot dog game up.

Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest to Be Shown on Tape-Delay Because ESPN Hates America

Posted July 3, 2012, 11:37 am by (25 Comments)

That’s Un-American.

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CC Sabathia Has Been Placed On the DL With a Strained Groin

Posted June 27, 2012, 1:27 pm by (45 Comments)

It’s simply no fun unless there’s panic in the Bronx.

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Heath Bell lives for Yoda

Marlins Closer Heath Bell Says He’s Not a Meathead

Posted May 28, 2012, 4:00 pm by (1 Comment)

The portly closer has struggled this year.

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Francesa wants government regulation of your tweets

Mike Francesa Says Tweeting Should Be Against the Law

Posted May 15, 2012, 3:25 pm by (53 Comments)

Twitter “should be against the law, ‘cuz no one needs to hear from any of them.”

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