Fat Archives

Derek Jeter is Not Fat Anymore, Says Latest Photo

Posted December 3, 2012, 8:45 pm by (6 Comments)

After a controversial moment in fatty lore, Derek Jeter is back to being Derek Jeter.

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Mike Holmgren is a Buick, Reports ESPN

Posted November 26, 2012, 11:02 pm by (3 Comments)

That’s really not very nice.

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Little Kid Gets Trucked By Enormous Pee Wee Football Player [Video]

Posted November 26, 2012, 2:06 pm by (38 Comments)

That’ll be 15 yards for fatness.

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Mike Francesa: “Swisher Deserves to Shit”

Posted October 16, 2012, 7:28 pm by (4 Comments)

Fittingly, Nick Swisher will be on the bench for Game 3 against the Tigers.

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Jose Valverde Lounging: The Timeless Art of Seduction

Posted October 15, 2012, 3:50 pm by (6 Comments)

You know, Jose, you’ve got some real strong pecs, but it’s hard to tell under that jersey.

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Mike Francesa Fell Asleep Discussing the AL East

Posted September 12, 2012, 1:25 pm by (15 Comments)

Baseball chatter served as NyQuil for Mike Francesa.

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