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The Old Cuss Said Gold C___

Australian Rules Football Announcer Refers to Gold Coast Suns as the Gold — Yikes, Did He Really Say That?

Posted May 12, 2013, 10:20 am by (4 Comments)

It rhymes with punts.

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Man Loses Life Savings ($2,600) to Win Banana With Dreadlocks

Posted April 30, 2013, 10:09 am by (22 Comments)

Best picture ever.

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Idiot Alabama fan does idiot thing

Moronic Alabama Fan Pays $1,700 For Alabama Back Tattoo

Posted August 16, 2012, 5:45 pm by (29 Comments)

Alabama fan really likes Alabama and strongly implores the tide to roll.

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Alabama v Auburn

State Trooper to Running Back Michael Dyer During a Traffic Stop: ‘dumbass’

Posted July 30, 2012, 12:10 pm by (23 Comments)

Former Auburn star has been kicked off the Arkansas State team just months after transferring to the Sea Wolves.

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Curt Schilling

Curt Schilling’s Hubris and “Rampant Optimism” Were at the Center of His Video Game Company Disaster

Posted July 24, 2012, 10:18 am by (37 Comments)

Schilling was generous as an employer, but also wildly optimistic and lacking in business acumen, leading to his company’s failure.

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Senor Assclown1

Some Idiot Stole a Robin Ventura Autographed Baseball From a School’s Memorabilia Case

Posted June 16, 2012, 9:00 am by (No Comments)

The greatest break-in since Electric Boogaloo.

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No, Colin Kaepernick Did Not Have One of the Best Five Rookie Seasons Ever, the Browns Were Not Good, and the Steelers Did Not Win the Super Bowl

Posted May 25, 2012, 3:15 pm by (78 Comments)

To kick off this Memorial Day Weekend, I thought it would be fun to take a look back at the worst “predictions” I made over the last year in posts, in memoriam.

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