Facial Hair Archives

The Roundup: College Football Signing Day is Here (and Minka Kelly’s New Movie is Nearly Here)

Posted February 2, 2011, 8:40 am by (176 Comments)

Sofia Vergara, again… a workout ate my marriage … Georgetown a 2 seed? Sure … like anyone needed this list to know Blake Lively is “hot” … Rick Fox is funny? … news for anyone who watches sporting events on the many illegal feeds online … if you want to have a baby on 11-11-11, [...]

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CC Sabathia Debuts Tremendously Awful Beard

Posted December 9, 2010, 7:45 am by (84 Comments)

Does CC Sabathia have plans of reviving nWo with Hollywood Hogan? Is he starting a biker gang? Did little Carsten Charles III go nuts with a magic marker? Did he eat Shaft? Does he take that thing off before he goes to bed? Does it really even matter? It’s CC Sabathia, so it’s somehow endearing. [...]

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Best Beards in Sports History

Posted October 14, 2010, 3:45 pm by (36 Comments)

Sports Beards: In honor of the alleged Brady/Moss spat about hair and beards, Sports Illustrated has reached into its photo vault and is running a pictorial of the best beards in sports history.     Randy Moss shouldn’t be listed first, but I guess they had to have their hook.  Featured beards include the Kimbo Slice, Lanny McDonald, and Alexi Lalas.  [...]

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Chris Berman’s Mustache

Posted September 9, 2010, 10:15 am by (91 Comments)

Señor Berman: Wildly popular ESPN personality Chris Berman has sprouted a mustache. Every hipster in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, along with guys like Carl Pavano and the great John Axford must have woken up in tears this morning. Suddenly, the mustache craze has come to a screeching halt. Let’s hope it’s a fake. And if it is, [...]

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MLB Midseason Awards: The Ones That Matter

Posted July 14, 2010, 3:00 pm by (52 Comments)

You’ve already heard the MVP, Cy Young and Rookie of The Year chatter, and probably even some Manager stuff too. But enough of that repetitive, recycled garble. It’s time for some midseason awards with a little teeth. Providing those fangs will of course be Cousins of Ron Mexico and The Sports Hernia.

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Nick Johnson’s Mustache Cornering the Market on Creepiness

Posted June 30, 2010, 7:45 am by (7 Comments)

YES cameras were kind enough to show us Nick Johnson’s wonderful new mustache during last night’s Mariners-Yankees game. My initial reaction upon seeing him – aside from immediately feeling the urge to order a McDonald’s value meal – was something along the lines of “Kool-Aid pitcher gone porn.” In addition to the flattering facial hair, [...]

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