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Roundup: Derek Lowe’s DUI, God’s Gift to St. John’s & Reggie Bush Says Goodbye, New Orleans

Posted April 29, 2011, 8:44 am by (288 Comments)

Kate Upton … there was a Royal Wedding this morning … drunk guy steals lawnmower, drives it three miles and then mows his parents’ yard … “Danbury’s Mayor Tweets Like a Rap Star” … man convicted of killing a man for broken snowmobile … big loss for the UCF hoops team … writing has entered [...]

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Guy Who Gave Up Grand Slam to A-Rod Agrees that A-Rod is a “Derogatory Phrase”

Posted April 27, 2011, 12:28 pm by (20 Comments)

Alex Rodriguez: Baltimore Orioles relief pitcher Josh Rupe gave up a grand slam to Alex Rodriguez over the weekend. Then, he went on a radio station in Virginia and when a radio host called A-Rod a “derogatory phrase,” Rupe agreed, and said indeed A-Rod was a “derogatory phrase.” The Baltimore Sun wouldn’t print the word, [...]

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The Roundup: Wes Leonard, a High School Basketball Player, Made a Game-Winning Shot, Then Died

Posted March 4, 2011, 8:44 am by (242 Comments)

Jennifer Lawrence … Carmen Electra is very flexible … don’t steal drugs from Mexican cartels … is that a rotisserie chicken in your pants or are you just happy to see me … “man arrested for driving 35 freeway miles with wife on hood” … at 46, Courtney Cox still looks great in a bikini [...]

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Teague Egan: Student, Agent, Mega-Douche and the Most Dangerous Man on USC’s Campus

Posted December 2, 2010, 1:15 pm by (156 Comments)

Here is USC student, licensed NFLPA agent and “born negotiator” Teague Egan – aka the dude who took Trojan RB Dillon Baxter on a suspension-worthy golf cart ride – showing off his apartment on “Campus Cribs.” The video is self-explanatory. The “crib” is impressive, if you’re into ostentatious date-rape dens, but let’s see him ring [...]

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Roundup: Braylon Edwards Sings, UNC Loses Again, & the Best Cat Fight in the History of Cat Fights

Posted December 1, 2010, 8:00 am by (263 Comments)

Blake Lively … Brooke Hogan in a bikini … the NYT got the Wikileaks info from the Guardian … this couple didn’t know they were buying a meth house … eagerly awaiting the bailout documents today … “Anti-violence activists arrested in New Jersey” … if you want to know how to squander $10 million in [...]

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Derek Jeter Wanted 6-years, $150 Million?

Posted November 26, 2010, 11:15 am by (38 Comments)

Derek Jeter and his agent started negotiations with the Yankees at 6-years, $150 million, according to Bill Madden of the Daily News. Madden also reports Jeter and his agent aren’t budging off their $25 million per year request. The Yankees are offering $45 million for three years.

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The Roundup: Duke is Very Good, Scott Boras Defends Himself and It’s Not Quite Tebow Time

Posted November 24, 2010, 9:13 am by (342 Comments)

Katie Cassidy … “Ugly Betty” Actor Kills Mom with Samurai Sword” … another teacher-student sex story … guess the NY Post doesn’t like Bristol Palin … Little Jenny Humphrey looks to be done on Gossip Girl … it’s good to be a TBS executive … here’s a sick and twisted priest story … “Civil Rights, [...]

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