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Roundup: Kentucky Derby Ratings Up, Video of the Beastie Boys on Chappelle’s Show & John Travolta’s Massage Mystery

Posted May 9, 2012, 8:00 am by (223 Comments)

College football players detained, raccoons having sex, Jon Hamm is funny … you know, your usual weekday roundup.

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Roundup: Jeremy Lin Gives Advice, Rumble at a Casino Buffet & Dana White Calls Floyd Mayweather Racist

Posted February 22, 2012, 8:30 am by (139 Comments)

The Dow hit 13,000! In less important news, Kansas State locked up a spot in March Madness and Seton Hall might have, too. Kevin Durant has dumped his agent. Miss Finland looks delightful.

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St Louis Cardinals v Philadelphia Phillies - Game 2

Scott Boras to MLB GMs: I’m Smarter Than You Are, Why Didn’t You Want Ryan Madson?

Posted January 13, 2012, 1:06 pm by (21 Comments)

Scott Boras doesn’t just think he’s the smartest man in the room – he’ll tell you he is.

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Mercedes-Benz Tweet Race Winner Announcement At Leigh Steinbergs 25th Annual Super Bowl Party

Jerry Maguire Leigh Steinberg: I’m a Recovering Alcoholic and I’m Filing For Bankruptcy

Posted January 12, 2012, 12:08 pm by (61 Comments)

Steinberg, as you know, was the inspiration for Tom Cruise’s Jerry Maguire character.

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Terrelle Pryor is more than likely the next Tom Brady

Drew Rosenhaus Emphatically Hails Terrelle Pryor as First Rounder

Posted June 15, 2011, 12:15 pm by (57 Comments)

Video: Drew Rosenhaus on his new client, Terrelle Pryor: “Are you kidding me? Middle round for this guy?”

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The Roundup: Leonard Pope is a Hero, the US Open is Nearly Here & Conan O’Brien’s Commencement Speech

Posted June 14, 2011, 8:02 am by (273 Comments)

Featured: Daisy Dukes, the US Open, an NFL QB has a record label, the broke Dodgers need to pay Manny Ramirez $8.3 million & a bizarre bank robbery. For non-Friday Night Lights watchers, Jana Kramer once played the girlfriend of Smash Williams.

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The Roundup: Kenny Britt is the New Pacman Jones, Where Will Monta Ellis Be Traded & a Canucks Fan in Bodypaint

Posted June 10, 2011, 8:01 am by (331 Comments)

Featured this morning: Rachel McAdams likes hockey, Joba Chamberlain probably needs Tommy John surgery, Newt Gingrich had a bad day & statistical reasons to love Hofstra’s Charles Jenkins in the NBA draft.

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