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David Beckham Does Not Appreciate It When You Mess Up His Hair

Posted February 28, 2013, 1:00 pm by (5 Comments)

Had he banged home a free kick, stripped down to his underwear and been carried off the pitch on a litter made of money, it would have been perfect.

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Bobby Petrino panics, goes right into the pledge of allegiance.

The Big Lead Year in Review: Top Posts From April 2012

Posted December 26, 2012, 11:30 am by (67 Comments)

Month of Bobby Petrino. Best NHL Sign of the Year. David Beckham’s Sexy Tattoo. Shaq breaks down a fart. Paulina Gretzky Instagram.

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David and Victoria Beckham Were on Kiss Cam at the Lakers Game

Posted May 2, 2012, 9:45 am by (25 Comments)

Posh then spent the rest of the game scowling severely to keep up appearances.

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David Beckham’s Sexy Tattoo Scandalized British School Children

Posted April 2, 2012, 4:45 pm by (16 Comments)

Should’ve worn long sleeves.

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JUST PUT ON THE HAT!

David Beckham Rejects European Opportunities to Stay With LA Galaxy

Posted January 19, 2012, 6:00 pm by (12 Comments)

The Beckhams are staying stateside. You may exhale comfortably, mainstream American sports fan.

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Here’s David Beckham Catching a Pitch Invader at Old Trafford

Posted May 25, 2011, 7:45 am by (No Comments)

David Beckham returned to Manchester to play in his best man and longtime teammate Gary Neville’s testimonial match, yesterday. Here he is catching a young fellow who ran onto the field while he was trying to take a free kick. The kid is too low to the ground to drop a shoulder. Beckham is too [...]

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David Beckham’s Tattoo Reveals He’s Not Bigger Than Jesus, Just His Equal.

Posted March 2, 2011, 2:40 pm by (56 Comments)

David Beckham is Earth’s most manicured athlete. Every hairstyle and article of clothing reflects his brand identity. Every spontaneous action that slips through, picking up a green and gold scarf, is diluted and rationalized. One of his few areas of autonomy is over his tattoos – easily sanitized by a suit, of course – and his recent [...]

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