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Barry Bonds Will Pay to Send Two Kids to College – The Children of the Giants’ Fan Who Was Beaten Into a Coma

Posted May 25, 2011, 2:00 pm by (60 Comments)

Barry Bonds: Here’s a story that’s being severely underplayed: according to NBC, the attorney for Bryan Stow – the Giants’ fan who was beaten into a coma in the parking lot at Dodger Stadium in April – says that the MLB career leader in home runs, Barry Bonds, has “donated to pay for [Stow's kids] [...]

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Dana Holgorsen, the West Virginia coach-in-waiting, Was Removed From Casino at 3 am; Pittsburgh QB Suspended,

Posted May 25, 2011, 12:39 pm by (14 Comments)

College Football: Weird situation in West Virginia this morning, as the school is investigating why their coach-in-waiting, Dana Holgorsen, was “removed” from a casino at 3 am a week ago. According to the Daily Mail: “Holgorsen’s behavior allegedly reached a point that necessitated involvement from on-site security…Holgorsen was escorted out of the casino with the [...]

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Yahoo Reports That ESPN’s Mike Brown is Close to Being the Next Lakers’ Coach

Posted May 25, 2011, 11:00 am by (39 Comments)

Mike Brown to the Lakers?: The ESPN analyst is in “serious” discussions with the Lakers to be their next coach, according to Yahoo. Wait. How is Yahoo beating ESPN on this story? Mike Brown’s currently working for ESPN! I wonder which NBA reporter – Broussard? Bucher? – had to answer a terse email/text/phone call from [...]

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Kim Kardashian Engaged to Kris Humphries of the Nets

Posted May 25, 2011, 9:46 am by (39 Comments)

Kim Kardashian Engaged to Kris Humphries: The reality TV fixture famous for her large rear end, sex tape and dating athletes like Miles Austin and Reggie Bush, got engaged last week to NBA free agent Kris Humphries. They’ve been dating six months. Do you think his family is aware her sex tape is on the [...]

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Florida Softball Umpire Arrested For Fondling Youth

Posted May 24, 2011, 5:45 pm by (9 Comments)

Youth Softball Umpire Arrested: Brigid Lesovsky, 25, has been arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl. Lesovsky met the girl while umpiring. “Lesovsky was charged with three counts of lewd or lascivious molestation and one count of lewd or lascivious battery, jail records show.” You’ll never guess which state this happened [...]

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Jose Bautista Is Built and Swings Like The Game’s Greats

Posted May 24, 2011, 5:00 pm by (10 Comments)

Jose Bautista has been hitting the cover off the baseball for a while now and some people *glances across TBL corporate office* who want to ask questions about how this happened. “White won’t make specific comparisons, but for the record Bautista is 6-0, 195. Hank Aaron was 6-0, 180, Willie Mays 5-10, 170, Eddie Mathews [...]

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Penn State Coach Ed DeChellis Bolts for Navy

Posted May 24, 2011, 1:00 pm by (45 Comments)

College Basketball: On the surface, Ed DeChellis leaving Penn State to coach at Navy is a shocker. Big Ten to the Patriot League? A $200k paycut? Who does that? But it sounds like DeChellis was getting jerked around by Penn State, and ESPN’s Dana O’Neill reports he was going to be fired if PSU didn’t [...]

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