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Allstate BCS National Championship Game - LSU v Alabama

Author: The South Has Risen Again, But Only Because of ESPN

Posted August 24, 2012, 3:15 pm by (80 Comments)

Again, everyone needs to know ESPN didn’t make the SEC.

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Final Four - Louisville v Kentucky

Dunks Cause “Concerns,” Says Least-Convincing ESPN Story Ever

Posted August 21, 2012, 11:36 am by (27 Comments)

Some athletics coaches are not particularly fond of athletic displays.

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China’s Brand of Dominant Crazy Makes it America’s New Great Olympic Foil

Posted August 6, 2012, 2:20 pm by (105 Comments)

A proper rival requires a country that geeks out on the Olympics to the degree that America does. Turns out China makes a great sparring partner in this proxy Cold War, because it not only pursues athletic excellence with a fervor, we’re increasingly learning in these games that it brings its own distinct brand of crazy.

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US swimmer Michael Phelps shows off his

Taxing Olympians’ Medals May Soon Be Outlawed, Because Why Not

Posted August 2, 2012, 4:23 pm by (55 Comments)

Currently athletes are on the hook for taxes on the bonuses they receive for medaling.

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Alabama v Auburn

State Trooper to Running Back Michael Dyer During a Traffic Stop: ‘dumbass’

Posted July 30, 2012, 12:10 pm by (23 Comments)

Former Auburn star has been kicked off the Arkansas State team just months after transferring to the Sea Wolves.

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When Snakes Board Bass Boats: A Tale of Levitation

Posted July 12, 2012, 3:46 pm by (70 Comments)

That’s a big, harmless, snake.

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Arkansas Tech Wins College Bass Fishing Title, Worlds Collide

Posted July 6, 2012, 11:59 am by (30 Comments)

This college thing is fairly recent, even if professional bass fishing as we know it in ‘muricuh goes back a couple of generations.

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