John Wall Broke Steve Nash’s Ankles While the Wizards Came Back From 18-Down to Beat the Lakers
Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol returned to the lineup for the Lakers last night. Gasol was rusty making just 2 of 10 shots. Then the Lakers lost Antawn Jamison to a sprained right wrist. If that wasn’t bad enough, the Lakers blew an 18-point lead. To the Washington Wizards. In Los Angeles. *tugs collar*
John Wall did what John Wall should do to 39-year old Steve Nash. Wall made Nash fall down while trying to guard him in the Wizards’ 103-100 win. Wall had 24 points, 6 rebounds, 3 steals, a career-high 16 assists and just one turnover. Wall has been sublime in March, averaging 20.3 points, 8.4 assists, 4.1 rebounds, 2.1 steals. He’s even shooting .517 from the field and 50% from behind the arc. I think we should hit the Dougie to celebrate.

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March 23rd, 2013 at 9:34 AM
/sends Wall stat line to JMac
March 23rd, 2013 at 9:55 AM
Didn’t fucking matter, since the Jazz start can’t win a game…
March 23rd, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Steve Nash is old enough to be Wall’s dad. Seriously…17 years his elder. This is like when a 7 footer dunks on a 6’2 guy and everyone cremes their pants.
March 23rd, 2013 at 10:06 AM
He wants a max deal after next season, and will probably get it since no free agents are coming to DC.
March 23rd, 2013 at 10:30 AM
my bad, I thought Steve Nash was 39. I didn’t know that he was 50 years old which is what you’re trying to make him seem since you’re looking to justify him getting his shit crossed.
March 23rd, 2013 at 11:18 AM
I’m no Lakers hater but I really hope the Mavs make a push for the 8th seed.
March 23rd, 2013 at 12:25 PM
The fact Nash has got so little to no shit for his play and the struggle of the Lakers this year is amazing. Pays to have the media love you.
March 23rd, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Hyperbole, thy name is “broken ankles.”
Seriously, Nash simply tripped over his own foot.
March 23rd, 2013 at 1:01 PM
uh, that’s a result of being crossed up. plus his horrendous lack of defensive fundamentals