Teddy Johnson, a Former Patriot, Called Vince Wilfork’s Wife Ugly, and Vince Wilfork is Pissed Off [UPDATE]
Vince Wilfork: a 375-pound (on a good day) monster of a defensive tackle with the New England Patriots. He’s well on his way to being a Hall of Famer. He’s a freakishly quick, scary an individual. His wife can be seen in this GIF from last season high-fiving a friend and MFing nobody in particular in a celebratory manner. She’s reacting to this bone-rattling hit Wilfork put on Donald Jones of the Buffalo Bills.
It would not be wise to make a comment about her appearance.
Ted Johnson, a former Patriots linebacker (won three Super Bowls, played at the University of Colorado), is now hosting a radio show in Houston. He was asked who the ugliest spouse was on the Patriots during his time there.
That’s something he probably should have not answered. But he did. “He won’t hear this – Vince Wilfork,” said Johnson. Whoops.
It got back to Wilfork.
@tedj52 your barking up the wrong tree I hear and see everything mother fucker
— Vince Wilfork (@wilfork75) March 22, 2013
This reminds me of the Darnell Dockett-Chris Rix incident from a few weeks back.
[UPDATE]: Johnson has already apologized on twitter.
I just made a huge error in judgement and want to apologize to Vince and his wife for comments I made earlier today on a Houston radio show
— Ted Johnson (@TedJ52) March 22, 2013

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March 22nd, 2013 at 11:40 AM
need a vince wilfork is watching you poop meme.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 AM
This is why I’m learning to love Twitter.
“Road Trip: Itinerary, day one – butt-kicking. Mission complete.”
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Wow Ted, they setup you up with that question, and you fell for it.
/said what every NFL fan has been thinking since they saw Mrs. Wilfork on the silverscreen
//you got big balls Mr Johnson
///bravo
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Ted Johnson: not a smart man
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:41 AM
it should be mentioned that ted johnson also bitched about headaches…HIS OPINION IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:42 AM
Who asks that question?
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:42 AM
Blame in on CET Ted.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:43 AM
Vince Wilfork is a great, great man and deserves nothing but praise and admiration.
/my wife likes him because he’s not married to a super model
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:43 AM
That hit linked in the post is BADASS.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:43 AM
counterpoint: he’s not wrong.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:44 AM
The GIF of his wife MFing someone post high five is fantastic.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:44 AM
OH MY GOODNESS, i had forgotten all about that.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:46 AM
Yep, I bet Wilfork’s eyes lit up when he saw that developing. How often in his career will he get a four step running start to launch himself at a wide receiver in space?
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:47 AM
AP probably remembers that one. I remember it, cause I took the Pats -9 or -10, can’t recall, and they were playing like shit in the 1st half. They came out in in the 2nd half and whupped on the Bills. As Mrs. Wilfork can attest in the GIF above.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:48 AM
i feel legitimately bad for donald jones. the laws of physics are ruthless.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:49 AM
I mean, he made an astute observation but you can’t be talking about other people’s wives like that. It’s okay for me to call her a rhino, but I am not a public figure.
And if it was Ted Johnson’s radio partner who asked him that question, then shame on him. You can’t be setting up situations where your co-host has the opportunity to put his foot in his mouth.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:50 AM
Jodie Sweetin in worth $4 million. That’s it. The randomize button on this website is going to get me fired.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:51 AM
that’s it?!?!?! impressive considering she’s a meth addict who hasn’t done shit since whatever that show was.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:51 AM
HOLY SHIT!!! davy jones is only worth $5mm!!! that’s way more surprising.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:52 AM
Wilfork married that fat white lady? Like he married Sorrel Booke’s long lost younger sister.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:54 AM
those bills unis remind me of electric football. i used to order teams then paint their shoes white
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:55 AM
Thanks for letting us know.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:56 AM
She has 20 years of residuals, no? Invest that shit, dammit.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Vince Wilfork: a 375-pound (on a good day) god
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Jesus dude, get off my dick. You keep hounding me on every thread. I get it, you don’t like me. That’s fine.
March 22nd, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Oh, man, they sucked you in?! I guess I’m the lone holdout now.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Boss Hogg’s sister had to be named Ima.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Well, he is dead. That can cut your earning power way down.
/ Except for Elvis
// And Michael Jackson
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:02 PM
counterpoint: most meth addicts dont have anything to invest.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Touche
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:03 PM
The Bills were up like 21-3 with 9 minutes left in the 3rd quarter then, in true Bills fashion, they let New England score like 6 or 7 consecutive touchdowns. Having to see shots of Wilfork’s fat, hog-headed wife celebrating for the last five minutes was the icing on the cake.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Yeah, I got assimilated. “Join us. Walk towards the light. You can be one of us. Don’t fear the reaper.”
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:04 PM
The co-host sounds like the perfect cliche radio guy. Painful.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Twitter is my jam. It’s about 1 billion x better than Facebook, that’s for sure.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:05 PM
counterpoint: most meth addicts dont have anything to invest.
I thought she was recovered. Meth certainly hasn’t affected her rack.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Oh, man, they sucked you in?! I guess I’m the lone holdout now.
No you’re not the only one. I’m still not on the Twitters.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:06 PM
counterpoint: most meth addicts dont have anything to invest
Countercounterpoint: It’s because they make bad choices in where they keep their money.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:07 PM
priest: “do you vince, take this woman as your wedded wife to support monetarily in every way possible.”
VW: “i do”
priest: “do you, beastly woman, take vince as your wedded husband and allow him to hammer road beef 8 times a year and never say anything about it?”
BW: “i do”
this is the perfect arrangement.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:08 PM
It would be awesome if they would put the first part of Season 5 on Netflix.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Joined twitter in 2008. Curious to know who were the first TBLers that joined twitter.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
/ Reaper was a motherfucking great show
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:09 PM
Are we locking in “white”? Because I have some other guesses if this one is still open…
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:09 PM
No you’re not.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
she’s white?
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:10 PM
This made me laugh.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:11 PM
I actually had an account that year, but it was for work purposes, and when we abandoned it, I dumped the account and never went back.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:12 PM
Truth is a defense to slander, so I think Teddy should be ok legally. I
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:13 PM
sorry babar didn’t see yours
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:13 PM
Sterling Archer: What? You’re black… ish.
Agent Lana Kane: Ish?
Sterling Archer: Well, what’s the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said ‘quadroon.’
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:14 PM
Love some BOC.
regarding the apology, mechanically it was necessary. Don’t change things, though.
Wilfork is still thinking “next time I see that mother trucker, I’m still whoopin’ his butt.” His wife is saying “you do that baby. Now, bring me some ice cream.”
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:14 PM
I didn’t really start using twitter until 2009. That was around the time when people were still posting “going to starbucks. yummm” tweets. It was still mainly used for letting people know what you were doing at that time. It’s definitely improved over time. As long as you don’t follow athletes, you can still get a good use out of twitter.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:16 PM
kaiser i’d say you;d have to be among the first, but you weren;t here in 08, unless you were lurking
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
Sterling Archer: What? You’re black… ish.
Agent Lana Kane: Ish?
Sterling Archer: Well, what’s the word for it, Lana? You freaked out when I said ‘quadroon.’
One of my all-time favorite lines. Right up there with:
“Yeah, what’s that? Not a bumblebee is it.”
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
speaking of social media, shouldnt we get a post about how Johny Football’s girlfriend spring break is doing?
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
Athletes are almost always the worst follows. Really celebrities in general. There are exceptions for sure, but they prove the rule.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
I think I was lurking. I can’t remember if I was here during Paolo’s reign. When was that?
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
This reminds me of the Darnell Dockett-Chris Rix incident from a few weeks back.
Except that Vince Wilfork likes women and Chris Rix was just trying to appear cool by apologizing to Darnell Dockett. RELATED: Vince Wilfork is in the discussion for #2 best DL ever from the U
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Close-cropped hair and pudgy hips
“MoFo”s fly from her lips
Echoed voices in the stands
She’s a obese spirit with an obese man
Wooo hooo, beastly woman
See how high she fives
Woo hoo, beastly woman
She got the moon in her thighs
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
I heard she murdered some USC student down there.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
“God is good all da time n all da time god is grate”
“rise and grind legggoooooo”
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Any guy who has a squash the size of a refrigerator shouldn’t be throwing stones at an ex-teammates wife. Remember this is the same girly-man who walks around complaining “my head hurts meeeee and it’s all Bill Belichick’s fault!!” Teddy Johnson has been busted for beating up his wife and admitted that he’s been strung-out addicted to amphetamines. Yea, that Douche-bag Teddy Johnson! #NoRespect
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:20 PM
Warren Sapp No. 1? NEB beat his ass in the second half in 1994.
/ignores the rape of Pasadena in 2002
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:22 PM
While reading this I pictured you in a room full of Patriot fatheads while wearing a game-worn Belichick hoodie.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Holed up somewhere in the hotel with a couple frat boys, a case of skinny gril margs, and an ounce of coke.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:23 PM
They finally added Archer season 3 on netflix instant. It’s a bad season, but I really enjoyed the Justified/Archer mash-up.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:24 PM
Warren Sapp No. 1? NEB beat his ass in the second half in 1994.
Jerome Brown is #1 forever. Warren Sapp and Tez Kennedy are on that next level with Wilfork.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:24 PM
And a sore asshole.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Ya know, Ed Orgeron was DL coach at The U, until he got into a fistfight with a bouncer at a college bar in Baton Rouge and also beat up his own wife.
/ Allegedly
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:26 PM
/ignores the rape of Pasadena in 2002
It’s not your fault that a slightly fraudulent team with a one-play wonder at QB ran into the most obscenely talented cfb team of possibly all time. Eddie Reed never won a coach of the year award. For shame, CFWAA!
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:28 PM
I was with everything you said except this. Crouch was a baller, and his run against Mizzou (suck it, Lisk) is one of my all-time favorite Husker plays. The move he put on that poor DB was fantastic.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:30 PM
I hate Crouch as much as any player I’ve ever seen. I never got the hype with him even a little bit. I was dying to see the Canes rip him to shreds and they didn’t disappoint me.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:30 PM
pics or GTFO
USC kid fell off a balcony BTW
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Don’t forget the ripped out magazine pages taped to the wall of Tom Brady carrying a baby goat.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Burning couches > Tim Couch > Eric Crouch
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:33 PM
That story linked in the Roundup never explained what happened to him.
I guess “drunken idiocy” doesn’t look good in a university release or an obit.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:34 PM
Is Justified still not on Netflix? Whats up with that?
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:39 PM
that was good stuff nada
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:39 PM
It’s on Amazon Prime…and available on blu-ray through Netflix.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:40 PM
To be fair, he isn’t wrong. Her hairstyle is the first thing fat white girls get when they start dating black guys
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:41 PM
the precedent for “it’s okay, you don’t need to win your conference to go to the title game.”
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:42 PM
I mean sure, Oregon or Colorado would have gotten destroyed in that game as well. but it’s the principle of the thing.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Her hairstyle is the first thing fat white girls get when they start dating black guys
COUNTERPOINT! I see a lot of fat white girls dating black guys but I don’t see many Hitlers. Maybe this is common west of the Mississippi?
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:43 PM
*isn’t common
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:43 PM
I should quit while I’m behind
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:47 PM
For some reason, I thought of Der Kaiser after reading this.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:47 PM
i’d hit it.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:48 PM
*facepalm
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:48 PM
It’s on Amazon Prime…and available on blu-ray through Netflix
Might be time to join Amazon Prime. I only have the streaming portion of Netflix currently.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Nick Saban of 2011 agrees with this intensely.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:50 PM
You could be all Sousedian and just go to Project Free TV.
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:51 PM
I keed, buddy.
/ Still plan to make snide Matt Ryan/Falcons comments as often as possible
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:53 PM
He throws downfield!! WHY WON’T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Someone needs to turn this into one of those Downfall parody videos.
March 22nd, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Holy shit, the image on the front page for this article is the funniest thing in this site’s history. I love it
March 22nd, 2013 at 2:50 PM
It’s not his fault he had an offense that couldn’t stay on the field, and eventually the Canes defense wore down. But for 3/4 of that game he dominated the Huskers line enough to clearly be the best lineman on the field. I remember one play where he put one of the Husker star offensive linemen straight on his back with a bull rush. You could hear him hit the ground on tv.
March 22nd, 2013 at 3:02 PM
We often only remember success in the pros, but Russell Maryland was a straight beast in college. First overall pick if I’m not mistaken.
March 22nd, 2013 at 3:09 PM
Russ was a really good player in college but he was a reach at #1. Dallas traded up for Rocket Ismail who then took the big $ from Bruce McNall to play in Toronto. Maryland actually played alongside Cortez and there was no point at which anybody ever logically thought he was the better of the two.
March 24th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Ted’s jealous cause she got a bigger neck than him. I’m not mad at him for that though…but answering a question like that, yikes, you is a fool, TJ!