La Salle is destroying Kansas State at halftime, after having to play their way into the tournament. No one is happier than these fellows in formal wear. Troll wig and painted face enough? Nah, better throw in the shades and gold glitter coat for good measure. If we had to quibble, the team color tie could use a little more pizzazz.

They’re making up for the dour Wisconsin lady behind them. Nothing screams Midwestern thrift like sitting through the second game after a bad loss out of spite.