But their master in Berlin will one day come waving a bill. Lot of fucks will be given at that point.

Doubt it. Germany can, as always, fuck off.

WGAF if the books are cooked or not? Madrid and Barca do what they do.

Spanish govt and banks might not care. But their master in Berlin will one day come waving a bill. Lot of fucks will be given at that point.

Contrary to some unnamed La Liga sides, we don’t have to cook the book to prove our financial might. Bayern is flush with legit cash.

WGAF if the books are cooked or not? Madrid and Barca do what they do.

der kaiser just after pooping: hey you fuckheads! why are you waiting for me outside the stall?

/no office space

I don’t know. I always feel a bit of embarrassment walking out of a stall to confront my co-workers.

if you can take a dump and then look your boss in the eye while washing your hands, youll be on the fast-track in no time.

So you like to do something shameful and then act like it never happened? Interesting

He puts his tail between his legs, drops his head, and slinks out of there. He knows he did wrong… you don’t go potty at work!

/rolls up newspaper

i do…why would i be ashamed of taking a dump? i was under the assumption everyone pooped.

I don’t know. I always feel a bit of embarrassment walking out of a stall to confront my co-workers.

He bringing Messi, Iniesta and Xavi with him?

Made two CL final appearance without those three. Would’ve won last year if Robben wasn’t a choking motherfucker. Plus, he will get a open checkbook to go after anyone he wants. Contrary to some unnamed La Liga sides, we don’t have to cook the book to prove our financial might. Bayern is flush with legit cash.

I wait til it’s empty before I quickly vacate the premise.

So you like to do something shameful and then act like it never happened? Interesting

I bet Spencer is one of those people who proudly walks out of the stall after taking a dump even when other people are present in the bathroom. I wait til it’s empty before I quickly vacate the premise.

i do…why would i be ashamed of taking a dump? i was under the assumption everyone pooped.

clearly you need the elan of shaggy hair and an unkempt beard

soccer boom!

/soccer roasted

i just took a mean ballon d’or a second ago…stank up the whole bathroom.

Might need to get your gall bladder checked up.

I eagerly look forward to Pep winning Champions League with Bayern. That day will be so damn awesome.

He bringing Messi, Iniesta and Xavi with him?

i just took a mean ballon d’or a second ago…stank up the whole bathroom.

Ballon D’or ceremony is the award ceremony for all of soccer. They give out trophies to numerous male and female teams/plyers. World’s best player also gets a trophy called Ballon D’or. Messi won that one, and Abby Wambach won the trophy for best female player. Although, I’m not sure if that trophy is also called Ballon D’or or not. This is all so confusing.

Most corrupt and ethically challenged sport and culture in the world

The NCAA is involved in FIFA?!