CBS Sports: Girls Don’t Know Anything About College Basketball

All, College Basketball, NCAA Tournament, Television Ty Duffy March 20th. 2013, 3:50pm

From the company that brought you “the baseball boyfriend,” here is an ad for CBS Bracket Games. Because your girlfriend doesn’t worry her silly little head about basketball but will probably win your pool. Get it? [Photo via @CBSSports]

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42 Responses to “CBS Sports: Girls Don’t Know Anything About College Basketball”

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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Guinnessgirl, CJ, and v4L are going to beat the shit out of them
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scripty Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
THis girl > today’s round up girl
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Career High Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:55 PM

Because your girlfriend doesn’t worry her silly little head about basketball but will probably win your pool
It seems to be the truth. The old lady in the office that picks randomly wins every year right?
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Dawgfather Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
My wife has won my pool 2 of the past 3 years. Fucking pisses me off. Except I usually get a good dinner/drinks out of the loot she pulls.
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Nada Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
THis girl > today’s round up girl
Scripty, I’m starting to worry about you.
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KC Resident Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
There is no way a woman could be offended by this.
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Chief Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:01 PM
They didn’t even get the Dumb and Dumber quote right, it’s “So you’re telling me there’s a chance.”
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KC Resident Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
The old lady in the office that picks randomly wins every year right?
Maybe because I live in KU country where 95% of the office picks KU to go to the Final Four and beyond every year, but this isn’t true where I work. I don’t always win, but I sure as hell make sure I never pick KU for the Final Four. I at least place most years. The only time the old lady that knows nothing about basketball won was win KU won the title.
/works with 90% women
/Only about 35-40 brackets
/Always gets trounced when playing in a pool that has a national participation.
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cleet Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Cuse getting investigated by the NCAA. Years ongoing, major violations. Someone check on A.P.’s status.
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Chief Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Cuse getting investigated by the NCAA. Years ongoing, major violations.
Specific to basketball, or just all sports?
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mmonast Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Specific to basketball, or just all sports?
basketball
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU NCAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK TWO DAMN YEARS IN A ROW YOU COCKSUCKERS
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scripty Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
We need TBL to come in and announce the # of brackets he’s done.
o/u 7.5
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KC Resident Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:11 PM
basketball
Bernie Fine wasn’t the sacrificial lamb the NCAA was wanting.
Fuck the NCAA.
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:11 PM
Football too but mostly basketball.
*takes massive shit in box and mails to indianapolis*
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Cats (formerly Patrick Patterson) Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:11 PM
Fuck yeah Julius Randle.
/After this season, I’m going to revel a little bit in the recruiting haul
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KC Resident Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU NCAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK TWO DAMN YEARS IN A ROW YOU COCKSUCKERS
It is bullshit. Right before the tourney starts this is allowed to leak out.
Fuck the NCAA.
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Nada Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
So Creighton, Butler, Xavier to the new Big East.
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Mark Emmert, you douchey son of a bitch hypocrite piece of garbage.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU NCAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK TWO DAMN YEARS IN A ROW YOU COCKSUCKERS
Whaaaaaa happened?
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Nada Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU NCAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK TWO DAMN YEARS IN A ROW YOU COCKSUCKERS
Punishment for that wide-left PAT being called good.
/ Jabs A.P. with pointed stick
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Mark Emmert, you douchey son of a bitch hypocrite piece of garbage.
I’d love it if he wanted to mosey on down to Tuscaloosa. That’d be nice.
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conjugalbootz Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Boeheim retire for sure now? Heard talk of late given the move to the ACC. Think this would seal it?
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
Boeheim retire for sure now? Heard talk of late given the move to the ACC. Think this would seal it?
Cheat and then leave when the fire burns hot? Pete Carroll nods in approval.
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scripty Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Cold call Jim Boheim. He will calmly go over the facts of the case with a reasoned and and measured response.
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
It’s so hard to take any NCAA investigation seriously now after the Miami debacle. Still…FUCK YOU
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Well..at least i’m leading the fantasy hockey league
/only victory i have
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Syracuse about to get slammed? Why the hell is Miami even eligible anyways, because the NCAA fucked up? Shouldn’t UNC be ineligible as well?
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Chief Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Kind of glad U of Minnesota won’t be needing any investigations with the product they put out. Unless of course they’re cheating and still this bad.
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spencer096 Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
im not gonna lie, i giggled.
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Vlad, the ncaa fucked up and violated actual legal standards in its investigation. A judge would declare a mistrial if it was in court
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Nada Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
i giggled
I just assume you do this constantly.
/ Continual bong hits
// Like the Beatles in the studio recording Revolver
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
SU has been under investigation for a while now but once again, its released a day before the tournament. Nice timing, assholes.
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Nada Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Cold call Jim Boheim. He will calmly go over the facts of the case with a reasoned and and measured response
Make sure to say, “This is Andy Katz calling.”
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
Now i dont know if i want SU to keep winning as an FU to the NCAA or if i want them to lose by Saturday and just go home
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mmonast Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
I’d love it if he wanted to mosey on down to Tuscaloosa. That’d be nice.
Recent precedent of leaving a position in college athletics due to a heart issue would be to take a lateral position in Columbus a year later.
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Dawgfather Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
SU has been under investigation for a while now but once again, its released a day before the tournament. Nice timing, assholes.
Now they have an excuse when the Grizz take em down.
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WheresWallace Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
This Cuse thing is a joke. Forde has been saying it for 2 years and now an “anonymous” source says Cuse has been investigated for years. So why release that info a day before the tournament when they could have said so lat month or the month before or the year before?
Page views. There’s nothing going on here until the NCAA actually does something. It takes the NCAA “years” to investigate? They could hit Cuse with a violation right now if they wanted to. Dennis Dodd can go f himself.
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starkweather Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
This ad seems like a sort of Rorschach test to me, sort of like Obama Satan. I guess I can see what you’re reaching for once you point it out to me but the connection is far from obvious. The girl is twisting her fingers for good luck because the odds are stacked heavily against a perfect bracket. Where are you getting that she doesn’t know sports from this ad?
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A.P. Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
This Cuse thing is a joke. Forde has been saying it for 2 years and now an “anonymous” source says Cuse has been investigated for years. So why release that info a day before the tournament when they could have said so lat month or the month before or the year before?
Page views. There’s nothing going on here until the NCAA actually does something. It takes the NCAA “years” to investigate? They could hit Cuse with a violation right now if they wanted to. Dennis Dodd can go f himself.
/drinks
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Black Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 5:37 PM
This is borderline Jezebel conclusion jumping.
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got_em_looking Says:
March 20th, 2013 at 5:58 PM
This is borderline Jezebel conclusion jumping.
So this tells us a lot more about Duffy than CBS