What It’s Like to Fall in a Sinkhole on a Golf Course
Two Fridays ago, St. Louis enjoyed golf weather for the first time in months. I was eager to get out and play some golf with my regular foursome, guys I’ve played with hundreds of times over the years. We were set to tee off at one of my favorite local courses, and while I didn’t have high expectations of my game that day, it was going to be great to get out on the course.
I ended up playing well – only one-over-par as I stood in the middle of the fairway on the par-5 14th hole. I laid up my shot nicely, looking at about 90 yards into the hole – a definite birdie chance. I could get back to even par with a good shot.
My playing partners were still busy hacking their shots out of the woods down the hill from me, or at least trying to find their balls among the trees. I wanted to give them a distance to the hole, so I started looking for a plate in the fairway when I saw a weird depression a few feet away. All I could think was that it would be unfair to have to hit out of this if a ball happened to land in it. I started walking towards it, and that’s when all hell broke loose.
The ground collapsed beneath me before I could react. I like to think of myself as athletic with good reflexes and coordination, but I had no chance to catch myself on anything – the ground just disappeared under me. In the few moments I was falling, a rush of thoughts came over me: this is it, I hope I land soon, I hope I land on something soft, that poor man in Florida who’d just died … it’s amazing how many things can go through your head in a split second.
I did land on something soft – mud. It was pitch black and I was in some sort of amazement, maybe shock. I couldn’t see anything, couldn’t hear, and was still trying to assess what just happened. That’s when the pain in my shoulder hit me like a ton of bricks – I couldn’t even move it. Then some dirt fell on me. Then a little more dirt on my legs. That brought my focus in pretty clearly: I needed to get the hell out of here ASAP.
Luckily, I have some unbelievable friends. When I didn’t call back to them with a yardage, they started calling to me. At first they thought I’d just disappeared over a hill, still trying to find a yardage. But then Mike “heard me moaning” and knew something was wrong. He found the small hole in the fairway and ran over to it – looking back, that was probably not the safest thing in the world to do, but that speaks volumes about Mike. 
All I could say was, “You guys need to get me out of here NOW.” Did I mention I’m pretty claustrophobic?
Yes, this was my worst nightmare – trapped in a hole underground, with unstable earth all around me. Dirt was still falling on me from above. And I could tell that a few feet away everything seemed … bigger. Or deeper. It was hard to tell for sure. I just knew it wasn’t safe to be where I was, to say the least.
I think the guys were already on their phones to the clubhouse at this point. I heard someone say, “Let me start by saying this isn’t a joke. One of our friends fell into a sinkhole on 14. We need you to bring a ladder, some rope, and call an ambulance.”
Mike, meanwhile, called my wife, Lori. As Lori later told me, as soon as she saw his number on her caller ID, she thought I was dead. “Why would he call me when you were playing golf together? I immediately thought you’d had a heart attack on the course.” Mike was immediately reassuring.
“Lori, it’s Mike. First of all, Mark is OK. He’s fallen in a sinkhole on the golf course and we’re getting him out.” Looking back, I can only imagine what all was racing through her mind.
The next 30 minutes felt like several hours, but things happened fast – if that makes any sense. The guys from the clubhouse brought a ladder, which they lowered down into the hole, propping it up on a mound of dirt a few feet from me… only the bottom of the ladder just reached to about my head level. And I only had the use of one arm. Maybe during the height of my P90X training I could’ve pulled myself up with both arms, and that was awhile ago (note to self: work out more). We thought about lowering the rope down and trying to hoist me out, but I wasn’t going to have the strength to pull myself up or even tie it around my waist. All of this was a no-go.
This is when you truly realize how lucky you are to have good friends. Ed, knowing the entire situation at hand, volunteered to climb down the ladder to get me. And as they say in golf, luck beats good: Ed (a real estate broker) comes from a family of nurses. So as he climbed down the ladder, he was quick to make a splint out of his sweater so I could secure my left arm. He got the rope around me. He pulled me up onto the ladder. And then he did something strange, or what would seem strange to someone who didn’t know Ed. He started asking me a bunch of questions about my state of being. I can’t even remember what all he asked me, but something about blood and pain and days of the week – I have no idea. We were perched on a ladder in the middle of a sinkhole that we had no idea how deep it was.
“Ed. Shut the hell up and get me out of here. NOW.”
The sunlight was blinding as I emerged from the hole, but I was pretty quickly whisked away to the ambulance that was waiting. The pain set in again as the adrenaline subsided. But I finally got to talk to Lori. I couldn’t even get out the words of what had happened, and all I could do was assure her that I was OK and I’d see her at the hospital.
On Wednesday of this week and after an MRI, I found out my shoulder is fractured in two places and I have to meet with orthopedists to determine what kind of surgery and rehab is needed. It sucks, but it obviously could have been so much worse. I’ll be off the course for a few months, but I’m truly blessed and thank God I didn’t meet the same end as Jeff Bush in Florida. Our prayers for the Bush family just seem a lot more relevant now. 
What’s been amazing has been all the messages and interest this story has received. We’d always hoped that golfmanna would be a global enterprise connecting us with golfers around the world, but when we posted Lori’s account of the incident on Sunday night, we never expected what happened. We pretty much had every major news outlet in the world contact us, and I’ve certainly never been through anything like the interviews and TV cameras and live shots that followed. I’m sure I’ll look back on it as a great experience, but as someone who doesn’t like to talk a lot, it was pretty stressful. I crashed on Wednesday morning after talking to the Golf Channel’s Morning Drive guys. They say you can’t catch up on sleep, but dammit I’m going to try.
I must have been asked a hundred times if I was going to play golf again. I can’t wait to get back out there and find out myself. It’s hard to imagine my life without the game.
Mark Mihal is a business owner, avid golfer and co-founder of golfmanna, the home of fantasy golf. His sinkhole story has been covered by thousands of media outlets from all corners of the globe. Be sure to sign up for the golfmanna Pick-6 Majors Challenge and the One And Done fantasy game before The Masters on April 11th.

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March 19th, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Is this a sponsored post?
Crazy story. Glad the dude is ok.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:48 AM
You should totally get sponsored by Leupold. Why bother fighting through sinkholes to find a yardage marker when you can point and shoot and be safe.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:49 AM
Amazing. This fellow was very fortunate to have quick-thinking friends close at hand.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:51 AM
Forward By: Kris Humphries & Reggie Bush
March 19th, 2013 at 11:54 AM
So, no raincheck b/c you completed 13 holes. That is the worst.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
What course is that in the bottom picture? Torrey North?
March 19th, 2013 at 11:56 AM
golfmanna:golf course sinkhole::TheBigLead:The Herd on ESPN Radio
March 19th, 2013 at 11:56 AM
Unbelievable. That top picture resembled my divots all round last Sunday.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Looks like it.
March 19th, 2013 at 11:57 AM
“Why would he call me when you were playing golf together? I immediately thought you’d had a heart attack on the course.”
the rest of the day it was, hit the ball, drag Mark Mihal, hit the ball, drag Mark Mihal….
March 19th, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Also gonna guess membership will be at an all-time low at that golf course from here on out.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:00 PM
jesus christ…great story, but it mustve been scary as FUCK.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Terrifying. If this happened to me, I’d be the asshole with the crazy story and no enterprise to profit from it.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:01 PM
Soooo, did he make the birdie putt?
March 19th, 2013 at 12:02 PM
sinkhole? you’re going to need a wedge with more bounce yo.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
i was pretty neurotic as a child in the 70s in san francisco. i worried about going to hell if i even thought of the devil, about our country being invaded by viet cong type communists who would shove chopsticks in your ears or cut off your tongue if you heard or spoke about religion, the blacks killing whitey especially when nixon resigned, and at the height of the disaster movie trend, falling into a crack in the earth during an earthquake. the crack would either be filled with lava or would close back up after the fall
so, this reminded me of that
March 19th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
“Why is Mike calling me? He know that he’s to only call me when Mark’s out of town, and only from that payphone outside Krogers on 14th Street.”
March 19th, 2013 at 12:04 PM
!!!
March 19th, 2013 at 12:06 PM
I read a good an interview with the architects,sounded like they didnt move much dirt on this whole. Hurdzan-Fry did three great courses in OH, Little Mountain, EagleSticks, I think Stonewater. Erin Hills, the 2017 US Open site is their design as well.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:07 PM
A ha! Take that, Deadspin!
March 19th, 2013 at 12:07 PM
Hurdzan and Fry split their design co. too. Fry moved to Asia where all the work is.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:09 PM
Hurdzan-Fry did three great courses in OH, Little Mountain, EagleSticks, I think Stonewater
you play any of those?
March 19th, 2013 at 12:12 PM
Only assholes call it Krogers.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:14 PM
Little Mountian all the time. I love it. Best local example of making a great risk/reward design where very good shots let you have shot at birdie. Outside of 10 & 13, and based on the wind – 18, there are 15 holes you could go birdie or double bogey on. Hate the drive out to Concord but I will do it. HOWEVER I heard last year they got cheap with the watering and bunker maitenance so the course was down so I was scared off. But I would like to go back provided it’s somewhat proper.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:14 PM
I’d like an excuse to go play Eaglesticks. Stonewater went back Private.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:19 PM
love stonewater and LM. i thought stonewater was still on golfnow.com, but not sure.
ever play Sawmill Creek in Sandusky?
/not jerry
March 19th, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Nothing like this would happen at Oak Hill.
/nods at spencer
March 19th, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Yes but it was on some fundraising scramble so I drank too much and recall little, sorry.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:25 PM
i enjoyed sawmill. had a sales meeting out there last sept. played like 4 days in a row instead of going to meetings.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:28 PM
And rednecks. And illiterates
March 19th, 2013 at 12:30 PM
am i missing something on Krogers? isn’t that what it is called?
March 19th, 2013 at 12:32 PM
Did you fix your divot?
March 19th, 2013 at 12:33 PM
Are you calling Lori an asshole?
March 19th, 2013 at 12:33 PM
lol…true, but they do have a par 3 that’s kinda like a sinkhole. think there were 4 aces there last time they hosted a us open/PGA.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:35 PM
Her did husband choose falling into a hole over spending time with her…
March 19th, 2013 at 12:42 PM
Dude can write too. Very entertaining read.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:44 PM
I hope he got free golf for life for that shit.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:45 PM
Pic is Pebble Beach
March 19th, 2013 at 12:46 PM
i was thinking spyglass myself…the tree’s a dead giveaway it’s somewhere in monterrey.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
9 stars of Golf package. Longaberger and eagle Sticks.
Hurdzan-Fry also did Cumberland Trail – east of Columbus, west of Longaberger. Could do all three in two days (one if you start early).
March 19th, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Interesting that it took a sinkhole near-catastrophe to get JMac to hire a golf writer.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:57 PM
you will see trees like that all along the coast. I said Torrey b.c the water looked calmer.
March 19th, 2013 at 1:01 PM
what kinda made me discount torrey was a) the grey sky, b) the coastline not being as elevated…torrey’s got some serious cliff action goin on.
March 19th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
If the guy truly had game, he would have gone for the green in two. I’ve played the course several times, and unless you’re in the woods like his playing partners were, you only have a 210-230 yard downhill shot left.
Saying that and knowing the hole, I can see why a sinkhole was created on 14. The lay-up area and the green are on the lowest spot on the course, and we have had a lot of rain. The 14th tee box is also right next to the clubhouse at the highest point on the course. That explains the huge elevation change on the hole.
Also, the course lies less than 3 miles from the Mississippi River, but is not in the flood plain. A 60+ mile limestone bluff runs parallel to the river to the east and is only a couple of miles from the river.