Comments on: The SEC as Simpsons Characters is Also Pretty Wonderful

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:51:38 +0000

Not sure anyone thought it was. I was just curious when a guy who has the injury history of Stafford shakes the tag.

The internet: where narrative outweighs facts.

/he doesn’t

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:47:21 +0000

Not my problem.

Not sure anyone thought it was. I was just curious when a guy who has the injury history of Stafford shakes the tag.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:46:14 +0000

Blackjack
He’s just been dealt …. a deadly hand!

SPOILER

/asshole

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:45:18 +0000

Does he have weight problems? I guess I’ve never heard that referenced.

Vladdy calls him fat. I have no idea… I don’t really care, or even worry if he’s injury prone. Not my problem.

I just know I thought Schwartz would be a good coach, really work that defense, and he turned out to be a colossal asshat whose only skill is telling players to do more cheap shots. I don’t like being wrong.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:43:20 +0000

What I want to know is what camera trick did they use to make Stafford shorter in the State Farm commercial where he’s yelling “discount double check” through the door at Rodgers on career day

Oh my, well done.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:40:23 +0000

/checks wire
//tebow and sanchez still employed

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:39:59 +0000

Blackjack

He's just been dealt .... a deadly hand!

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:39:55 +0000

Any time you can overpay an injury-prone quarterback with weight problems, when your whole offense is “force the ball to a single WR and don’t bother reading coverages”, you have to do it.

Does he have weight problems? I guess I’ve never heard that referenced. Also, he had two years where he was hurt and then played in every game since. I get the knock, but if he goes a third year playing all 16 will he still be injury prone?

By: knifeyspoony

knifeyspoony — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:39:02 +0000

This should be the definitive Big 12 version (I posted this in the Jordan McRae’s dunk story about 11 a.m. this morning). Truer portrait of the Kansas Jayhawks fan.

how could West Virginia be Jebediah Springfield? he was AGAINST people marrying their own cousins.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:38:53 +0000

What I want to know is what camera trick did they use to make Stafford shorter in the State Farm commercial where he’s yelling “discount double check” through the door at Rodgers on career day

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:38:48 +0000

I’m not sure what this means…

Blackjack

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:38:44 +0000

The down side of Brady’s deal is that Mallett is likely gone, someone will pay him plenty… not that I really wanted him as the future QB, but someone will have to throw the ball to whatever reject WRs BB brings in in 2018.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:36:51 +0000

Any time you can overpay an injury-prone quarterback with weight problems, when your whole offense is “force the ball to a single WR and don’t bother reading coverages”, you have to do it.

But we got Reggie Bush!

/hate being a lions fan

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:36:36 +0000

I think they’ll end up giving him a deal similar to Flacco or what Rodgers will get no matter how good the season he has.

Agree. QBs of any decency are getting paid like whoa now. Ryan will sign a $125 million(ish) deal soon. Rodgers will then top it and so on and so on.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:36:33 +0000

I want to see the ACC include Groundskeeper Willie as Notre Dame, just to see all the Irish fans get all pissy that he’s not even Irish.

To be fair, as a lapsed Notre Dame fan, there are several veiled references to him being a murderer and/or rapist in the show, so it makes sense.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:35:39 +0000

I think they’ll end up giving him a deal similar to Flacco or what Rodgers will get no matter how good the season he has.

Any time you can overpay an injury-prone quarterback with weight problems, when your whole offense is “force the ball to a single WR and don’t bother reading coverages”, you have to do it.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:34:40 +0000

I want to see the ACC include Groundskeeper Willie as Notre Dame, just to see all the Irish fans get all pissy that he’s not even Irish.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:33:32 +0000

A good year this year and he has the Lions by the toe.

I think they’ll end up giving him a deal similar to Flacco or what Rodgers will get no matter how good the season he has.

By: TheFlack

TheFlack — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:32:45 +0000

This should be the definitive Big 12 version (I posted this in the Jordan McRae's dunk story about 11 a.m. this morning). Truer portrait of the Kansas Jayhawks fan.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:32:42 +0000

Is he standing firm saying he won’t restructure even if it means more money?

More guaranteed money… but if it’s with an extension, may keep him from getting paid more down the road.