The SEC as Simpsons Characters is Also Pretty Wonderful
All, College Football, Television March 15th. 2013, 3:25pm
Yesterday we saw The Simpsons as the teams of the B1G. Today, someone made The Simpsons characters as the teams of the SEC. My personal favorites are Herman as Kentucky and Gil as Missouri. Of course, most people are going to make the obvious joke that all the SEC teams should really be Cletus. (Except for Vanderbilt?) Well, someone beat you to it.
Previously: The Big Ten as Simpsons Characters is Pretty Hilarious
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March 15th, 2013 at 3:28 PM
Can’t wait until the Big12 one. Wonder if KU will be Lionel Hutz or Dr. Hibbart?
March 15th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Perfect for Mizzou here.
88 – KU will be Mr. Burns.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
South Carolina is perfect. UGA should have been Troy McClure. Looks great, but doesn’t have much substance.
/cries
March 15th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
UGA and Arkansas just seem like copouts to me.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Baylor will be Reverend Lovejoy I am sure.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
Cletus is perfect for LSU, given that The Hat is its coach.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
or flanders.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
LSU should have been Krusty
March 15th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
They are saving Troy McClure for U$C.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Also, when they do this for the Big 12, I’m hoping WVU will be assigned to Comic Book Guy.
Worst. Defense. Ever.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Umm guys…
March 15th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Isn’t that McClure as Florida up there?
March 15th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Sorry meant to include this link too.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
agreed, spider pig was a 2 minute bit in the movie, but I guess a little too obvious.
and no, I don’t have any suggestions otherwise
March 15th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Good god. That is easily the best one. Not sure Homer fits at Texas, but Mayor Quimby at OU is perfect, and Texas Tech is spot on as is Kansas State, Baylor and TCU.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
Almost too easy.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
I think so.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Jesus Christ, the character is known in the scripts as “The Rich Texan” and they make him Oklahoma State? That’s fucking awful. Fuck these.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Another senseless attack from an upstate NY asshole
March 15th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Settle down, Tiger. Don’t go all fan boy on us.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
some folks’ll never root for rivals, but then again some folks’ll…SEC’s for slack jawed yokels.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Dumervil stays in Denver! Elway has shown some chops these past two offseasons.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
Holy shit.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
And just yesterday he sounded like such a neighsayer about Dumervil.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
best performance by a talking horse since Mr. Ed.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
When they get to the Pac 12, USC has to be Lionel Hutz, right?
March 15th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Why so much HAY-t?
March 15th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
And just yesterday he sounded like such a neighsayer about Dumervil.
A lot of that braying and posturing was just to trample down the asking price.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
the professor as vandy in the bottom one is hysterical.
March 15th, 2013 at 3:57 PM
He’s just misunderstood. Why won’t you be a little more tolerant?
March 15th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
Seeing as Lionel Hutz is an incompetent lawyer shouldn’t he be Vandy?
/Clay Travis’d
March 15th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
Another senseless attack from an upstate NY asshole
Is it me or is Sistina Giordano responsible for an attack of “the erections”?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
Jebus. There was a discussion yesterday in one of the posts about which golfer had most squandered his natural talent, and someone brought up Daly. Dude’s 11 over for the day today after 12 holes. and 12 over for the tournament.
Don’t think he’s making the cut on the course, but I’m sure his 19th hole will make up for it.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
I’d kill to play bogey golf. That would be a nice feeling.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
wait, we’re supposed to play defense?
/wolverines’d
March 15th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
I should say playing bogey golf would be a nice feeling. Not killing for it.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Note to anyone that decides to do a Simpsons character mock-up of TBL commenters: Mole has now taken the rights to Comic Book Guy away from Fetch
March 15th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Oh hell yes. Without a doubt.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Lions re-signed Delmas. The secondary may be mediocre this year!
March 15th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Judging the comments in the Jenn Brown thread, I’m editing the spreadsheet to mark Menarky Party as a gay.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
In the 4 games he’ll play they’ll be mediocre. Though they did sign that safety from HOU. Atlanta needs to get some DE help or they’ll lose several games 38-35 next year.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
worse is that he shot +1 yesterday.
and he doesn’t even drink anymore.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:07 PM
Yeah…I get saying Jenn Brown isn’t your type, but using “hideous” is a gross use of internet hyperbole.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:07 PM
Holy Crap, check out Matt Doherty on ESPNU.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Pretty sure that’s the reason he came crawling back to the Lions.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Hell yes. Google image search of her is required viewing.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from other Florida Gators instructional films like “Spurrier-ier: How to be like coach Steve”, “TeBlow: A Practical Guide to Mens Room Rendez-vous”"
March 15th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Fetch hasn’t even seen an episode of the show.
But come on, Homer as Texas makes no sense.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
I get that it’s a little passe to make fun of the SEC, but that seems a little harsh.
/oh
March 15th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
LOL Michigan. Enjoy that 3 seed.
/now watch them comeback and win
March 15th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
I agree, but these aren’t going to be perfect. As ARK said, the pig isn’t really a character anyway,
March 15th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Definitely done by a UT fan. But I’m okay with rich cowboy dude as OSU.
Red Barclay might have been my Texas choice. http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Barclay
March 15th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
That shouldn’t disqualify him from being a made a caricature.
/Paolo = Sideshow Bob
March 15th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
TBL = Kent Brockman?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
This is funny. Soon we’ll see other shows incorporated and I’m prepared to laugh and waste time arguing it
March 15th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Fucking Wisconsin, nice gag job you tools.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
More so this
March 15th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Trey Burke is ridiculous.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
The mother’s basement thing is funny, but I just can’t stop thinking
“I for one, welcome our USA Today overlords”
March 15th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha Denver
March 15th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
Hillbilly needs to restructure right now so they can go get Elvis.
/fat boy wont do it
March 15th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
??
March 15th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Apparently they didn’t get the paperwork done in time so Dumervil is now released, contract isn’t valid.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Good job, good effort Denver.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Dumerville agreed to a pay cut, but Denver cut him anyway because they didn’t get the signed contract in time. I’d love for the Pats to get him, but I think the money will be spent on a WR (Sanders or Jones) and a DE (Freeney or Abraham), and Arrington (just signed) and one more DB.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
For fucks sake ATL…get on this.
Your hatred of him astounds me.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Bills signed Manny Lawson. I actually know nothing about him other than he played for the Niners and Bengals. Hope he’s good
March 15th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Grbac would indeed be an upgrade.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
WWoS,
Pats signed Donald Jones. Good luck with that. Maybe he’ll be good for NE with a good QB.
/fuck fitztragic
March 15th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Let me go on twitter and see how many “left the building” tweets have been made…
/answer, everyone
March 15th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
fucking Wisconsin.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Remember this guy? Oops.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
Last AFC East guy with shitty stats, shitty QB, but always did good against the Pats was Welker. Depending on cost, it’s ok.
Still need a big/fast outside WR, and a DE.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
He has the 2nd highest cap hit in the entire league next year. Restructure. Do that and maybe the Lions can pick up Jake Long or a DE.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Lady jumps off building with infant in her arms. She dies, baby survives
March 15th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
First off, I agree he should restructure. I also don’t blame him for not if it means taking less money. I rarely knock NFL guys for taking less money as their careers are so fleeting. I think he should do it, but it’s his call.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
That’s what I call justice.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
former NCSU first rounder, think he has been viewed as a bit of a disappointment.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
I’m not sure what this means…
March 15th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
His salary next year is only like 12 million. If he restructures, he’d probably end up getting more guaranteed money.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
I’d say he was considered maybe not a bust but a definite underachiever in the Bay Area.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
isn’t this Dumervil snafu the same thing that happened when TO was going to sign with the Ravens?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Than why won’t he? Is he standing firm saying he won’t restructure even if it means more money? That seems odd to me.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
ATTN: Jason Lisk
Comments in your Dumervil post are closed
March 15th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Stafford should take the money this year… renegotiate when he’s making little and wants a bump. They really can’t cut him, and after Denver strong-arming Dumerville to lower his figure, get all your money you can. A good year this year and he has the Lions by the toe.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
a tale of two halves. disgusting loss. might be a record for points scored in a half by the badgers. I blame the wannabee zubaz
March 15th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
More guaranteed money… but if it’s with an extension, may keep him from getting paid more down the road.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
This should be the definitive Big 12 version (I posted this in the Jordan McRae’s dunk story about 11 a.m. this morning). Truer portrait of the Kansas Jayhawks fan.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
I think they’ll end up giving him a deal similar to Flacco or what Rodgers will get no matter how good the season he has.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:34 PM
I want to see the ACC include Groundskeeper Willie as Notre Dame, just to see all the Irish fans get all pissy that he’s not even Irish.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
Any time you can overpay an injury-prone quarterback with weight problems, when your whole offense is “force the ball to a single WR and don’t bother reading coverages”, you have to do it.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
To be fair, as a lapsed Notre Dame fan, there are several veiled references to him being a murderer and/or rapist in the show, so it makes sense.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
Agree. QBs of any decency are getting paid like whoa now. Ryan will sign a $125 million(ish) deal soon. Rodgers will then top it and so on and so on.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
But we got Reggie Bush!
/hate being a lions fan
March 15th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
The down side of Brady’s deal is that Mallett is likely gone, someone will pay him plenty… not that I really wanted him as the future QB, but someone will have to throw the ball to whatever reject WRs BB brings in in 2018.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
Blackjack
March 15th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
What I want to know is what camera trick did they use to make Stafford shorter in the State Farm commercial where he’s yelling “discount double check” through the door at Rodgers on career day
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
how could West Virginia be Jebediah Springfield? he was AGAINST people marrying their own cousins.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
Does he have weight problems? I guess I’ve never heard that referenced. Also, he had two years where he was hurt and then played in every game since. I get the knock, but if he goes a third year playing all 16 will he still be injury prone?
March 15th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
He’s just been dealt …. a deadly hand!
March 15th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
/checks wire
//tebow and sanchez still employed
March 15th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Oh my, well done.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
Vladdy calls him fat. I have no idea… I don’t really care, or even worry if he’s injury prone. Not my problem.
I just know I thought Schwartz would be a good coach, really work that defense, and he turned out to be a colossal asshat whose only skill is telling players to do more cheap shots. I don’t like being wrong.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
SPOILER
/asshole
March 15th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
Not sure anyone thought it was. I was just curious when a guy who has the injury history of Stafford shakes the tag.
March 15th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
The internet: where narrative outweighs facts.
/he doesn’t