And seriously, enough with the Roll Tide crap. If I started saying Go Broncos, or Rock Chalk Jayhawk everyday, I’d get hit or shot, if I went to downtown Allentown.

/vomits

What a badass.

I’m assuming that one of those rich douche bags sitting in jail was bailed out by his attorney/father who also happens to be the owner of the house.

But you kind of have to go just so you can say you’ve been there.

I have no doubt that 29-year-old me would hate it. 15-year-old me thought it was the greatest place on earth. My brother’s friend was making drinks and he named his concoction of golden grain, hawaiian punch, two ice cubes and half a banana a cock on the rocks. I laughed.

I know, but when I would tell people that I was going to Orange Beach, the first thing they always said was “shit man you gotta go to Flora-Bama it’s so awesome.”

That place is terrible. But you kind of have to go just so you can say you’ve been there.

That Springbreakers is not Shakespeare but it is going to make a good profit

Agreed that Maxim still existing proves that there are loads of masturbators out there unaware of free internet porn

That Springbreakers is not Shakespeare but it is going to make a good profit. Budget of about $40mm.

Add another $20-$30 million for publicity, but you’re right. High school kids will eat it up most likely. Especially the dude’s who want to see the young starlets in bikinis the entire time.

Starship Troopers reference?

you got it.

No one went to PanCity (or at least no one in 1999ish) for the beauty.

I know, but when I would tell people that I was going to Orange Beach, the first thing they always said was “shit man you gotta go to Flora-Bama it’s so awesome.” this was adults saying this. I could see how it would be fun at spring break though. unfortunately when I went it was nothing but fatties that had gotten too much sun and not enough exercise.

what bryan DOESN’T say is that he drank once in high school and fucked a horse. took him years to repair his local news channel personality trajectory.

/cautionary tale’d

Starship Troopers reference?

A what? Is that a typo, or am I missing out on something awesome grotesque?

Take a shit. Wipe shit all over one side of a dollar. Put the dollar shit-side down on the sidewalk and film people picking it up only to realize human shit is on the dollar. It last about 15 min before someone put the shit-covered dollar in their pocket and left.

The crew filmed a poo dollar video which was awesome.

A what? Is that a typo, or am I missing out on something awesome grotesque?

If you want to waste taxpayer money…you go all out. Place should have been surrounded. Tear gas, SWAT uniforms, the works. Let the good citizens of Miramar Beach really know the cops are working round the clock to stop underage drinking.

I am thinking if he isn’t gay (NTTAWWT), he banged all those chicks in the movie, which would have validated this career choice.

we stopped there last August when I was down there, and once I got past the smell of red bull and throwup it still seemed like an over-rated dump.

No one went to PanCity (or at least no one in 1999ish) for the beauty. They went to hook up with chicks, drink a ton and see wet t-shirt contests at Club La Vela. I never heard one person say they actually liked the town. They just liked getting fucked up for 4-5 days.

yes at the end, off camera. it’s around when that squeaky-voiced townie pig goes “that is why the drinking age is 21 b/c the kids cant handle it”