Spring Breakers Arrested, Tell the Local News, “It’s Hilarious. Roll Tide.”
All, College Football, Fans, Heavy Drinking March 12th. 2013, 2:52pm
Spring Break! Woooo! A house party in Miramar Beach, Florida came to an early end last night when police responded to complaints from neighbors. When police arrived, at least 80 people scrambled to escape the trashed house. In the end, 32 students – 17 boys, 15 girls – were arrested. Of course, the highlight of the new story is the Alabama fan who was asked if it was funny to be arrested. His response?
“It’s hilarious. Roll tide.”
I’m sure his parents will be proud. No, seriously. I bet they will be proud. Roll Tide.
[WJHG via @MattScalici]
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March 12th, 2013 at 3:00 PM
Pretty sure that toilet has some diarrhea oozing down the side of the bowl. Not sure that’s relevant to the story. Gross either way.
/Roll Tide
March 12th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
I miss spring break.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
Ha ha ha.
Bryan Anderson, local reporter, was 100% not in a fraternity.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
Wait, I take that back, he 100% never went to college.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
The Klansman at the :22 mark is quite hilarious.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Something something Glorious Mullet something.
/ A.P. breaks in with “teenage cheerleader something something”
March 12th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Captain Morgan in yo face!
Seriously, thanks for the visual aid, reporterman.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
I never got to do spring break. Oh well.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
I’m assuming these kids will not get back their deposit on the house.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
Destin was the greatest.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
I bet that guy would make the girliest face ever he somebody made him take a shot of rum.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
over/under on the number of chicks defiled on that bed they showed? betting starts at 5.5.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Also, you know you live in a sheltered part of the world when this is news at all.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
I read that as “Desitin was the greatest” thinking that was some kind of cold sore/herpes joke.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
**Fixed for lazy stereotyping.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
They actually have tryouts in another room. Only the best BJs and handies get through to be taken to pound town. The others are cut loose for Auburn grads.
/Saban’d
March 12th, 2013 at 3:13 PM
agreed this is hilarious. roll tide.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:13 PM
One can only assume the shackles seen at :26 were administered for the horrific choice of footwear. Well deserved.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
I bet that guy would make the girliest face ever he somebody made him take a shot of rum.
“This is what alcohol looks like!”
/shoves handle into someone’s face
March 12th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
One can only assume the shackles seen at :26 were administered for the horrific choice of footwear. Well deserved.
Flip flops > Bama Bangs.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
That works just as well.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
Spring break should always be done within driving distance of the Flora-Bama.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Booooooooooooo! Bryan Anderson. Boooooooooooooooooo!
“one night of drinking may very well ruin the rest of their lives.”
/puts a code red out on Bryan Anderson
March 12th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Destin was the greatest.
Agreed. Greatly enjoyed Destin. And I was there the spring after Hurricane Ivan. A lot of beachfront property was under repair and uninhabited. So the beach was only half as full as it could have been.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Eee-gads.
I think I saw some Food Network show the other day that was there doing a segment on their crawfish boil.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
Did he say that? Did I miss that part?
What did they get, MIC’s? I knew a kid in law school that had to disclose all 11 of his MIP’s. His life was not ruined.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
would you like to know more?
March 12th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
I just went straight to the comments on this post thinking it was a review of that Harmony Korine movie with Selena Gomez. It took me a second to find my bearings.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
I never really did Spring Break, either. Which makes perfect sense because my family is all over Florida so I’d pretty much have a place to stay withing driving distance of any debauchery I might choose. Sigh. I am stupid.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
The preview for that movie was laugh-out-loud funny. James Franco has made some terrible career decisions as of late.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
UCF…commuter school.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
There’s a reason they aren’t allowed to drink under the age of 21 because they don’t make sound decisions – paraphrased from the police officer.
It’s a good thing everyone who drinks legally is able to make sound decisions.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
I went to Panama City as a sophomore in high school. My brother was a senior and made the mistake of taking me. Golden grain and hunch punch was my jam. I also stole a pack of cigarettes for no reason whatsoever. The crew filmed a poo dollar video which was awesome. I think that might have been my only time going to spring break though. Even in college I didn’t go. It always coincided with the NCAA tournament, so we stayed in Athens, played a ton of ball and drank and smoked all week long.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
we stopped there last August when I was down there, and once I got past the smell of red bull and throwup it still seemed like an over-rated dump.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Did he say that? Did I miss that part?
yes at the end, off camera. it’s around when that squeaky-voiced townie pig goes “that is why the drinking age is 21 b/c the kids cant handle it”
March 12th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
No one went to PanCity (or at least no one in 1999ish) for the beauty. They went to hook up with chicks, drink a ton and see wet t-shirt contests at Club La Vela. I never heard one person say they actually liked the town. They just liked getting fucked up for 4-5 days.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:32 PM
James Franco has made some terrible career decisions as of late.
I am thinking if he isn’t gay (NTTAWWT), he banged all those chicks in the movie, which would have validated this career choice.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:32 PM
I’m not sure what’s more pathetic…the fact police made arrests in the first place or that they let half of them escape.
If you want to waste taxpayer money…you go all out. Place should have been surrounded. Tear gas, SWAT uniforms, the works. Let the good citizens of Miramar Beach really know the cops are working round the clock to stop underage drinking.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
A what? Is that a typo, or am I missing out on something
awesomegrotesque?March 12th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Take a shit. Wipe shit all over one side of a dollar. Put the dollar shit-side down on the sidewalk and film people picking it up only to realize human shit is on the dollar. It last about 15 min before someone put the shit-covered dollar in their pocket and left.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
would you like to know more?
Starship Troopers reference?
March 12th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
“ONE NIGHT OF DRINKING CAN RUIN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE”
what bryan DOESN’T say is that he drank once in high school and fucked a horse. took him years to repair his local news channel personality trajectory.
/cautionary tale’d
March 12th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
I know, but when I would tell people that I was going to Orange Beach, the first thing they always said was “shit man you gotta go to Flora-Bama it’s so awesome.” this was adults saying this. I could see how it would be fun at spring break though. unfortunately when I went it was nothing but fatties that had gotten too much sun and not enough exercise.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
you got it.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
That Springbreakers is not Shakespeare but it is going to make a good profit. Budget of about $40mm.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Bogus Fitzgerald-to-Vikings rumors going around. Today sucks.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Add another $20-$30 million for publicity, but you’re right. High school kids will eat it up most likely. Especially the dude’s who want to see the young starlets in bikinis the entire time.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
“But on the plus side, I knocked over the Sun Sphere”
Agreed that Maxim still existing proves that there are loads of masturbators out there unaware of free internet porn
March 12th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
That place is terrible. But you kind of have to go just so you can say you’ve been there.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
I have no doubt that 29-year-old me would hate it. 15-year-old me thought it was the greatest place on earth. My brother’s friend was making drinks and he named his concoction of golden grain, hawaiian punch, two ice cubes and half a banana a cock on the rocks. I laughed.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
I’m assuming these kids will not get back their deposit on the house.
I’m assuming that one of those rich douche bags sitting in jail was bailed out by his attorney/father who also happens to be the owner of the house.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
“Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose.”
What a badass.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Flora-Bama = one gigantic fryer.
/vomits
March 13th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Morons, all of them. And when their future boss sees this on the interwebs one day, it’s pink slip time.
And seriously, enough with the Roll Tide crap. If I started saying Go Broncos, or Rock Chalk Jayhawk everyday, I’d get hit or shot, if I went to downtown Allentown.