Comments on: Scott Timmins, Florida Panthers’ Prospect, Got Drunk, Broke Into a House, Sat on the Couch & Scared Family

By: GuitarGeekRich

GuitarGeekRich — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:35:37 +0000

I had a buddy in college get too drunk, then attempt to get into his girlfriend’s dorm – only he went into the wrong room and fell asleep in the top bunk of some random chicks room. The girl sleeping in the bottom bunk did not find it too amusing, but knew who he was as she was acquainted with his girlfriend. He still got in some pretty deep poo over it.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:33:34 +0000

i don’t remember what i don’t remember

By: GuitarGeekRich

GuitarGeekRich — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:33:05 +0000

I think I would have followed suit with Mr. Garza – lead to the face. Or, for my amusement, I would have dropped my 60 pound bulldog on his face while he slept and watched her rip his throat out…

/drops dog on man
//dog snuggles with man and goes to sleep

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:31:29 +0000

I once woke up on my couch, very disoriented. It turns out I fell asleep watching TV while laying on the couch.

/all i got

By: The White Frank White

The White Frank White — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:26:08 +0000

one of my best friends got shitfaced at a bar in college and pulled the irish goodbye, off on his own adventure throughout town. ended up forcing his way in through a door at a condo. allegedly, per the police report, he turned up the heat, played mario kart on 64 and slept naked in the guys bed, who was obviously not home. the guy was relatively cool about it but my friend still got in some deep shit, deservedly. fun with B&E’s.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:22:49 +0000

I think I saw this dude in Encino Man.

By: Smallie Bigs

Smallie Bigs — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:08:36 +0000

I woke up on a couch in a random townhouse in college one time wearing a towel and a t shirt. I had hooked up with a girl in the next townhouse over, and went out to smoke a cig at some point in the middle of the night. I must have forgotten which door i came out of because I went back in the wrong door. Woke up completely unaware of my surroundings, couldn’t find any of my personal belongings, so I walked home in the towel. The girl and i pieced together how it played out later when she brought me all my stuff. Her neighbors didn’t find it as funny as we did.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:04:38 +0000

dude’s lucky he didn’t break into ohheelyeah’s house

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:53:32 +0000

how his hair got so beautiful.

Panteen. duh.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:52:04 +0000

That dude looks weird as shit/Playoff beard’d

Brent Burns thinks that guy's playoff beard is too well kept.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:48:29 +0000

I like how he broke formation with his drinking buddies. Nobody from his group said, “hey, where’s Scott?”
Probably an Irish Goodbye situation.

Also known as “the drunken bail”.

By: Caribou

Caribou — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:47:58 +0000

That dude looks weird as shit

/Playoff beard’d

By: Dawgfather

Dawgfather — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:47:06 +0000

If this story would have been told without a picture linked I would have envisioned a guy that looks just like that.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:46:27 +0000

The police report states that when Garza’s wife found Timmins sitting on her couch, she asked him who he was, to which he responded, “Don’t worry about that.”

That would scare the hell out of me.

Timmins had no clue how he had gotten into the Garza’s home or how his hair got so beautiful.

Great kicker at the end.

By: Caribou

Caribou — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:45:58 +0000

Timmins went out drinking with some teammates at the Hangar on Broadway and ended up breaking into a family’s house to go to sleep on the couch. From KENS5:

From their website
The Hangar SA – Great Drinks and Great Fun

Seems as thought the fun happens afterwards. Old Man Garza said he would have put a bullet between Timmins’ eyes if he was home. That would have made for all kinds of awesome news.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:40:32 +0000

Talk about a nightmare. Waking up and finding a young Charles Manson passed out in your family room.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:38:32 +0000

I like how he broke formation with his drinking buddies. Nobody from his group said, “hey, where’s Scott?”

Probably an Irish Goodbye situation.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:36:58 +0000

I like how he broke formation with his drinking buddies. Nobody from his group said, “hey, where’s Scott?”

Scott needs to find new drinking buddies.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:36:04 +0000

he’s Canadian, right?

By: chicago

chicago — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:32:45 +0000

He looks like the sloth from Ice Age.