Scott Timmins, Florida Panthers’ Prospect, Got Drunk, Broke Into a House, Sat on the Couch & Scared Family
Scott Timmins, a prospect in the Florida Panthers minor league system playing for the San Antonio Rampage, was arrested and charged with criminal trespass last weekend. Timmins went out drinking with some teammates at the Hangar on Broadway and ended up breaking into a family’s house to go to sleep on the couch. From KENS5:
The police report states that when Garza’s wife found Timmins sitting on her couch, she asked him who he was, to which he responded, “Don’t worry about that.”
“He was yelling, ‘What are you doing in my house,’” said Garza. “My wife said, ‘You need to get the hell out of here,’” added Garza. She was able to escape through a back door with her kids.
She called 911 and her husband. When Garza finally faced the man who scared the daylights out of his children, he told him “you’re lucky I wasn’t here because I would’ve put a bullet between your eyes and it would’ve been over for you.”
This story would have a completely different tone if Mr. Garza had been home at the time. Timmins had no clue how he had gotten into the Garza’s home or how his hair got so beautiful.

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23 Responses to “Scott Timmins, Florida Panthers’ Prospect, Got Drunk, Broke Into a House, Sat on the Couch & Scared Family”
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March 12th, 2013 at 10:26 AM
Amateur
/Riley Sheahan’d
March 12th, 2013 at 10:29 AM
That dude loks weird as shit
March 12th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
Dude is a big fan of Aquanet.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
He looks like the sloth from Ice Age.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
he’s Canadian, right?
March 12th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
I like how he broke formation with his drinking buddies. Nobody from his group said, “hey, where’s Scott?”
Scott needs to find new drinking buddies.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
I like how he broke formation with his drinking buddies. Nobody from his group said, “hey, where’s Scott?”
Probably an Irish Goodbye situation.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Talk about a nightmare. Waking up and finding a young Charles Manson passed out in your family room.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:45 AM
From their website
The Hangar SA – Great Drinks and Great Fun
Seems as thought the fun happens afterwards. Old Man Garza said he would have put a bullet between Timmins’ eyes if he was home. That would have made for all kinds of awesome news.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:46 AM
That would scare the hell out of me.
Great kicker at the end.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
If this story would have been told without a picture linked I would have envisioned a guy that looks just like that.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
/Playoff beard’d
March 12th, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Also known as “the drunken bail”.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Brent Burns thinks that guy’s playoff beard is too well kept.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:53 AM
how his hair got so beautiful.
Panteen. duh.
March 12th, 2013 at 11:04 AM
dude’s lucky he didn’t break into ohheelyeah’s house
March 12th, 2013 at 11:08 AM
I woke up on a couch in a random townhouse in college one time wearing a towel and a t shirt. I had hooked up with a girl in the next townhouse over, and went out to smoke a cig at some point in the middle of the night. I must have forgotten which door i came out of because I went back in the wrong door. Woke up completely unaware of my surroundings, couldn’t find any of my personal belongings, so I walked home in the towel. The girl and i pieced together how it played out later when she brought me all my stuff. Her neighbors didn’t find it as funny as we did.
March 12th, 2013 at 11:22 AM
I think I saw this dude in Encino Man.
March 12th, 2013 at 11:26 AM
one of my best friends got shitfaced at a bar in college and pulled the irish goodbye, off on his own adventure throughout town. ended up forcing his way in through a door at a condo. allegedly, per the police report, he turned up the heat, played mario kart on 64 and slept naked in the guys bed, who was obviously not home. the guy was relatively cool about it but my friend still got in some deep shit, deservedly. fun with B&E’s.
March 12th, 2013 at 11:31 AM
I once woke up on my couch, very disoriented. It turns out I fell asleep watching TV while laying on the couch.
/all i got
March 12th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
I think I would have followed suit with Mr. Garza – lead to the face. Or, for my amusement, I would have dropped my 60 pound bulldog on his face while he slept and watched her rip his throat out…
/drops dog on man
//dog snuggles with man and goes to sleep
March 12th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
i don’t remember what i don’t remember
March 12th, 2013 at 11:35 AM
I had a buddy in college get too drunk, then attempt to get into his girlfriend’s dorm – only he went into the wrong room and fell asleep in the top bunk of some random chicks room. The girl sleeping in the bottom bunk did not find it too amusing, but knew who he was as she was acquainted with his girlfriend. He still got in some pretty deep poo over it.