Roundup: Comic Bombs on Kimmel, Justin Verlander’s Brother Homers & Weatherman Accidentally Mentions Boobs on Air
Vanessa Hudgens, who is in Spring Breakers, which opens this Friday … about that law school bubble … porn stars without makeup … big loss for the Washington Post … sports fans like print newspapers? … here’s a 911 call from someone claiming Jennifer Capriati was stalking them …the Ghost in the Gulfsteam will probably be one of the best things you read this week … comedian Rob Delaney bombed on the Kimmel show … apparently these girls didn’t make the LA Kings ice crew bikini calendar … a 43-0 soccer loss is rather bad …
It’s March. You know you want to read about Dick Vitale. His wife calls him Rich. [WSJ]
Warriors 92, Knicks 63. Stephen Curry scored 26 and Klay Thompson locked up Melo. [Chronicle]
University of Utah swim coach in hot water for alleged abuse. [Yahoo Sports]
Justin Verlander’s brother hit three home runs in a college baseball game. [Detroit News]
This is probably the definitive profile on Marc Trestman, the new Bears coach. [Tribune]
Does a healthy, effective black media need to be owned by black people? [Daily Download]
Columnist speculates the next USC coach will be … Larry Eustachy. [Statesman]
Kosta Koufos scored 22 points and the Nuggets have won nine straight games. [Post]
The NBA culture is all messed up when the internet takes a dump on Brandon Knight for trying to play defense. [Woj]
It’s been quite a 16-month run for fallen athletes, huh? [Vanity Fair]
Cardinals cut RB Beanie Wells, and can you believe he’s only 24? [Republic]
If you’re like me and you absolutely hate shoving, you’ll love this. [via Hot Clicks]
N.O.R.E. Freestyle. Nice. Does contain risque language.
Weatherman: ‘She has some nice … ‘ Whoops! [via Cartmaniak]
That’s no puddle, that’s … ha!
- Young Rockies Fans Also Sport Giant Purple Mohawks
- Legends Football League Issues Statement About Coach Yelling, “I’m gonna punch you in the face” at Female Player
- Former UFC Fighter Waylon Lowe Suing Philly Sex Shop After a Gel Left His Genitals Burned and Scarred
- Brian Urlacher: Combining Old School and New School in Chicago, and Probably a Spot in Canton
- The Time Has Come for Replay in Baseball, But Bud & Co. Have to Get it Right
- A.P. on Young Rockies Fans Also Sport Giant Purple Mohawks
- A.P. on Brian Urlacher: Combining Old School and New School in Chicago, and Probably a Spot in Canton
- A.P. on Former UFC Fighter Waylon Lowe Suing Philly Sex Shop After a Gel Left His Genitals Burned and Scarred
- Reginald Pale Johnson on Legends Football League Issues Statement About Coach Yelling, "I'm gonna punch you in the face" at Female Player
- ms621 on Brian Urlacher: Combining Old School and New School in Chicago, and Probably a Spot in Canton
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March 12th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
So glad I don’t have to deal with that.
/Is it happy hour yet
March 12th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
Judging by that dude’s high pitched laugh, last video has to be legit.
/has same type of laugh
//frightens the dogs at times
March 12th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Loved the article. It was much too brief. Literal answer: no, as long as the owners have keen perspective on the “black experience”.
Those guys are scary good. Grizzlies play at Denver on Friday (beware the Ides of March…)
March 12th, 2013 at 8:26 AM
brutal night of sleep on this end, don’t have my #1 CPU … gonna be a longggggg day.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:26 AM
Columnist speculates the next USC coach will be … Larry Eustachy
lets get druuuuuunk
March 12th, 2013 at 8:26 AM
he does make a good point. too many guards dunk nowadays.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Does a healthy, effective black media need to be owned by black people? [Daily Download]
/insert Tyler Perry joke
March 12th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
If you’re like me and you absolutely hate shoving, you’ll love this.
No way what they are doing is faster or funner than just having a kickass snowblower.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
I think they might be laughing more at the fact that he tried to play defense but failed so badly.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
Shoveling snow is good for the back, legs, and arms. You fatties need to suck it up.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
Call me crazy, but geez she looks fantastic.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
Vanessa Hudgens
Call me crazy, but geez she looks fantastic.
you’re not crazy.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
the Ghost in the Gulfsteam …
A story about global warming in FL?
/pay the interns
March 12th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Those make-up artists need to win Academy Awards. Most of the before pics look like meth addict mugshots.
/will still watch
March 12th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Baby dealing you fits?
March 12th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
I really, really need to invest in a snowblower for next year. I’m getting too old to be shoveling for 8hrs straight.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Tori Black is the only one to look half way decent.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Nice save weatherman “some nice titties, alright…Tennis shoes.”
And St Patricks day yet there’s no stupid college basketball on. Like 99% of people I dont watch any CBB until the tourney, but one thing I do like is having the first (or years ago, second) round fall on St Patty’s day. Drinking + bad basketball = decent fun.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
If you’re like me and you absolutely hate shoving, you’ll love this.
I hate shoving. I rather throw punches.
/pay the interns
March 12th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
Call me crazy, but geez she looks fantastic.
She does, and I think she looks much better than Selena Gomez who still looks like she is 14. Creeps me out grown men oogle her.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
He got clowned, but the reaction was over the top. Also can’t deny the racial component here – the people coming to Knight’s defense are primarily white guys (Van Pelt talked about it on his show yesterday as well). Basically trying to paraphrase Billy Hoyle tsk-tsking Sidney Deane, “You’d rather look good and lose than look bad and win.”
March 12th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
i don’t understand how you guys shovel so much. i live in cleveland and haven’t shoveled once yet this year.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
very good article. it’s a bit disconnect with many people.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
oh and i live right off of lake erie.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Vanessa Hudgens
Call me crazy, but geez she looks fantastic.
/ TEAM ASHLEY BENSON
March 12th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
“it’s a bit disconnect with many people.”
What do you mean, Scripty?
March 12th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Career high – i got a snowblower. it’s pretty awesome. used it 3 times the first year, none the second, and once this year.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Glorious – we’ve moved the baby to her crib but she seems to cry more in there (though she cries herself to sleep).
plus, son is sick.
plus, I’m panicking about this CPU situation. i better get it today or i’ll raise hell.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
So you’re the ass hole who’s house doesnt have cleared sidewalks. I realize Cleveland fatties rarely walk anywhere, but its still rude.
Kids go in the crib day 1, and never sleep anywhere else.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
University of Utah swim coach in hot water for alleged abuse.
The title of that should be “Profile of a Jackass”
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
I’m all for team exercise. Plus, now that I have two young sons, I want them to enjoy the ‘thrill’ of waking up and shoveling the driveway for mom/dad when they’re older.
/my dad didn’t buy a snowblower until I went to college
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
The NBA culture is all messed up when the internet takes a dump on Brandon Knight for trying to play defense.
Tony and Wilbon actually praised Knight for attempting to play defense and slammed his teammates for leaving him out to dry.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
agreed. she’s one of the repeat features on here I don’t mind at all.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
Every year I say I will buy one in the spring when I assume they go on sale. Then I just get too lazy.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Yep – second kid just came home from NICU on Sunday (this one only stayed 16 days, last kid was 23). He was in the crib in his own room that night.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
So you’re the ass hole who’s house doesnt have cleared sidewalks. I realize Cleveland fatties rarely walk anywhere, but its still rude.
no, but if we have less than 4″ of snow, shoveling is not required.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
he’ll always be one of my favorite buckeyes.
March 12th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
exactly. could you imagine if twitter and facebook had been around for KJ’s dunk over Hakeem? Or Starks over Grant and Jordan?
March 12th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
the crib transition always sucks. not because of the baby crying, but listening to my wife bitch about the baby crying…
March 12th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
“it’s a bit disconnect with many people.”
should of said “big” not bit, but just saying that there are many basketball fans that dont get the over-th-etop celebration on some dunks, blocked shots, summer league terrible basketball, a guy legitimtitely slipping but “had his ankles broken”. I realize why it exists and I am not particularly concerned, but I do think the people that don’t like the inanity have a valid viewpoint and it makes the “Brandon Knight is dead” crowd seem a bit absurd at times and undermines the league in broader appeal.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Ok, I’m going to put myself out there, anyone else here watch Girls? Just watched Sundays episode and *spoilers* read reviews of the episode today where they are saying that was a rape scene at the end. Anyone else interpret it that way? I certainly didn’t
March 12th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Beanie Wells.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Just watched it…was bad, but I’ve seen worse.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
My neighbor across the street is one of those crossfit krishnas, yet cries like a little bitch when doing yard work or shoveling snow.
/he’ll be fat again by November
March 12th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
He seems like a really good dude, but his act got old a long, long time ago.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Seriously, I was grossed out by some of those pictures, not sure if I can look at some of them the same way ever again.
/chances are I will
March 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Paging Glorious Mullet..
Going to the casino for the first time today. Any advice? Mind you, I’m poor so won’t be going crazy
March 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
i will take the chance on hurting my back when shoveling. using correct form just takes way too long to get the job done.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Tori Black is the only one to look half way decent.
she was like the only name i recognized.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
If you’re like me and you absolutely hate shoving, you’ll love this.
Good luck with the sick kiddo. Mine was constantly sick between Christmas and the end of January. Hate pediatric doctor’s offices.
I don’t mind shoveling. Get out in the snow and have some fun. Although the wet ass 10 inches we got in the last snow made me a bit sore. Let’s one know what muscles I don’t use often.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Agreed.
As great as that dunk may have been, it was still only worth 2 points.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
I’m still so bummed the Vikings let Boldin go to the Niners. Not that the Vikings were going to be serious contenders this year, but he’s a difference maker and a “throw it anywhere, I’ll fight the DB and go get it” type of WR who Ponder desperately needs.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
shoveling snow is a great golf exercise.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Going to the casino for the first time today. Any advice? Mind you, I’m poor so won’t be going crazy
No money and gambling? Pai Gow.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
I want to know if the Ravens called anyone after they got the 6th round pick offer. have to imagine that someone would have given up a 5th for him. John took good care of his little brother.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
My problem with snow shoveling is that despite my relatively young age, I have a sketchy lower back due to an injury I suffered about 15 months ago. I’m always a little worried I’ll reinjure it so I’m slower than I should be.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I’d say you should probably prefer Greg Jennings to Mike Wallace then. Wallace seems like a terrible fit in Minnesota.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
The Zen of Shoveling
step one: inhale the pot.
step two: put on the music.
step three: shovel the snow.
repeat as necessary.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Jennings just reeks of Bernard Berrian to me. Wallace can at least take the top off the defense. /insert Ponder arm strength gag
March 12th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Let’s just say I won’t be playing $100/hand games is all
March 12th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
the enlightened pothead would like to join your temple, Buddha.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
The porn stars without makeup link is so fantastic. Those women look as rough as one would imagine.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Shoveling is not so bad but it helps to have a blower for the worst days. I have some tall mature trees that ensure no sunlight hits my driveway. If I didnt shovel we’d have ice on the driveway til Memorial Day.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
So two years in a row now the Niners have picked up the Super Bowl champs receiver. Still think they still need a speed WR to stretch the field, is Moss coming back? Boldin, Crabtree, Davis(TE), Manningham, Moss?
March 12th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Beanie Wells makes Fragile Fred Taylor seem as durable as Walter Payton. Nice skills but he he should pay rent for all the time he spends in the trainer’s office.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
I’d rather see the Vikes make an offer to Cruz.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
So two years in a row now the Niners have picked up the Super Bowl champs receiver. Still think they still need a speed WR to stretch the field, is Moss coming back? Boldin, Crabtree, Davis(TE), Manningham, Moss?
moss tweeted he was leaving SF i think.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Still think they still need a speed WR to stretch the field,
you don’t think their play action stretches the field enough? There’s plenty of wide open spaces. Manningham, though, is probably getting either straight cut, or waived/injured. Because his knee is ruined.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
It was a John Hughes marathon on AMC last night. Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles. With story notes…Long Duck Dong was born in Utah and doesnt have an accent at all. The dude that played Jake was 24 and wore lifts to appear taller.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
I thought HDTV would be the death of porn, but like the local news, they adapted. Instead of pancake makeup, they started airbrushing. I bet the even airbrush asses now because you used to be able to see every pimple, herpe and whatever else was back there.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Giants would never let Cruz go, but better to let the market dictate his salary then being held to his agent’s whims. Him getting a tender would be the best thing for the Giants.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
moss tweeted he was leaving SF i think.
I don’t know anything about AJ Jenkins, but he was their first round draft choice last year. I can’t imagine he isn’t fast.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
Agree completely. Local radio guy in Atlanta said he saw a headline on SportsCenter that read, “What was Brandon Knight thinking?” Um…fucktards, he was thinking it’s his job to rotate and contest the shot. You know, actually playing basketball. Much better to just stand there and do nothing. Also known as the AAU way.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
doesnt SF still have ted ginn?
/rimshot
March 12th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Not including some others, John Hughes wrote these movies and had them made in a 7-year stretch.
National Lampoon Vacation
Sixteen Candles
Mr Mom
Breakfast Club
European Vacation
Weird Science
Ferris Bueller
Planes Trains & Automobiles
Great Outdoors
Uncle Buck
Christmas Vacation
Home Alone
March 12th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Even those he is made of glass, I’m guessing he’ll get another shot.
According to my Niners friend, AJ Jenkins will be the deep ball threat this coming season.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Didnt realize Manningham’s knee was so messed up. I forgot about Ginn. Jr, as a speed option and maybe AJ Jenkins will do something next year.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
All of this snow talk makes me even happier that I just booked a 12:00 tee time for Sunday when it’s supposed to be 71 degrees.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Sophie Dee doesn’t look half as horrifying as I imagined. Puma Swede on the other hand…
March 12th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Didnt realize Manningham’s knee was so messed up.
it was pretty gruesome. He did that thing where you scream like a girl and drop the ball completely.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
GOLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
And he directed 6 of those movies. (and a had a cameo in the Breakfast Club)
March 12th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
He still managed to tear up the Lions this year. If we didn’t already have LeShit, I’d be interested in Beanie.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I had high hopes for Beanie in AZ, bu he never stayed healthy. Admittedly (and in hindsight absolutely correct) I wanted them to draft Shady McCoy that year and was initially upset that they picked Beanie.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
replace snow shoveling with yard work and I am right there with ya brotha.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
step three: shovel the snow.
repeat as necessary.
you left out the part about taking ibuprofen for unbearable shoulder pain before going out to inflame it further.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
I had an awesome range session over the weekend. Ground is still way to soft to play, and supposed to get 1-2 inches of rain today so it’s not going to get any better for a week or two. Was really hitting the ball well for not having picked up a club in 3 months.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Beanie Wells suffered that brutal foot injury at OSU vs. YSU. He was merely running to the flat for a swing pass and without contact, went down with an injury that undermined his entire junior season. Call me crazy, I took that as a sign dude was injury prone.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
that’s how it gets you…next thing you know youre in a gutter scraping your crack pipe for golf resin.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
I’m going to step up to the tee at No. 1 having not swung a club in about 5 months. Expecting big things to happen.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
I’m going to the horse races in Hot Springs on Saturday, it’s supposed to be 76. awww yeah.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Hudgens and that stunner Korean girl are the only reasons I’ll stop down and watch a few minutes of Sucker Punch.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
It was glorious. I so wanted to be Molly back then.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
I’m pretty sure they bleach the garbage holder.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Pretty much. I usually play from late March until late October every year, weather depending. I need to get an early start this year so I cna be ready for that course in Costa Rica April 3. They play the Costa Rican Masters there, I need to up my game for that one.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
That first shot of the year can be quite nerve wracking. But man if it turns out to be a glorious one, it feels like sex.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Go on…
March 12th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
I did that this past weekend – drive was in suprisingly good shape. The irons were another story. Fortunately I had beer.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I’m going to step up to the tee at No. 1 having not swung a club in about 5 months. Expecting big things to happen.
My first round is usually alarmingly good. I focus on fundamentals and have low expecations and usually fire around my handicap. Then for round 2, I go out there overconfident with higher expectations and struggle to break 100.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I played Sunday. Swing number 1 was one of my top 3 swings all day. Tees were up and boxes were closed and flew the green. Everything from about 100 in was junky all day. As well to be expected. It was nicely busting my golf nut for the year though, so i’m not gonna bitch too much.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Speaking of Asians, I’ve always thought Brenda Song was pretty hot.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
smallie…you ever get that SSB?
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Can we all agree this was probably the worst of the lot?
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Those little snippets are always fascinating, but they’re so obtrusive at the same time.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
God…this might be the best way of explaining this I’ve ever heard. I’m totally stealing it w/out attribution. The course I’m playing opens up with a nice 5500-yard par 5. Anything less than an 8 and I’ll be happy.
/not at all a good golfer
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Costa Rican Masters
the summa cum laude at FIU of golf.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
chunky*
/Jesus, the typing thing isn’t going for me today
March 12th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
/snaps right
//SHIT!!! FORE!!!!
March 12th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Best part about snowblowers is they create snowbanks that make for outstanding trenches for snowball fights.
Also I watched a Puma Swede video this morning and am now ashamed at my penis.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Played first round of the year on Saturday. BARELY broke 100, and the conditions were less than stellar, but it was just so nice to be out there.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
This is like me in tennis. When I get back on the court after a long layoff I hammer the fuck out of the ball. I’m putting serves where I want them and hitting them with pace. Next time around I double fault like a dickface and dump balls into the net on the reg. Rinse and repeat.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
ive been chomping at the bit for that first shot of the year since about, oh, my last shot of last year, hah. im just dying to hit a ball not on a driving range for fuck’s sake.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
If you make an 8 on a 5500 yard par-5, there better be video.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
This has happened to me several years. Through the end of last year and over the weekend, I kept focusing on keeping my swing in the right rhythm, and everything else works itself out. My game has improved exponentially ever since I stopped trying to hit the ball and just focus on keeping the right rhythm each swing.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Porn star link in the roundup and y’all are talking about golf.
smdh, smgdh.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
I agree but I can’t say I haven’t watched it on occasion (likely hungover on the couch) and allowed it harmlessly occupied time.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
I feel bad for you guys in cold weather places.
I’m planning on playing two rounds this weekend. Maybe one before then. And they’ll probably be my 12-13-14 rounds of the year.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
two fingers of bourbon beforehand, then every half hour as needed.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
womp womp womp
March 12th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
*allowed it to harmlessly occupy my time.
/English is new to me, I guess
March 12th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
If I play 14 rounds between now and the end of the year I’ll be so happy.
/proud father of a 1-year-old
March 12th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
I cant recall her name but she was on a season of real world (san diego possibly)
March 12th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
No, went back and forth with the design for a while and ended up just not getting where I wanted it to be. For the money I needed to be 100% on it, and I just wasn’t there.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
it’s a blessing and a curse. the winter’s an awesome time to work on your swing and fix things without having to worry about score or how you’er playing. nice to let the body heal up a bit and start fresh.
but yea, id much rather play year round. no doubt.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
+1 ginormous slice into the next fairway
March 12th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Jamie Chung, that’s her name. Fuck, she could be Chinese for all I can tell, but to me she looks Korean.
/VFW’d
March 12th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
One kid? You can get away with more golf than that. Unless your wife is the breadwinner. Then you better take it easy.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Probably Robyn.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Jamie Chung. Come on, monistat, that was an easy imdb search.
Also Sucker Punch is a valiant attempt by Snyder to prove he isn’t gay but his idea that the only way to have sex with women is through rape isn’t convincing me.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
I work outdoors half the year, and the summer can lick my hairy crack when it’s 90 degrees out. I thought I was going to have a heat stroke a few times last year.
/team cold
March 12th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
This may blow your mind…but the link was discussed in yesterday’s round up.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
Ooops, you said Korean girl. I thought we were talking about one being a pronstar and that name came to my mind immediately.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
one of the reasons I’m glad I don’t have kids. I usually get around 50 rounds in a year, and i don’t think that’s enough.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
understandable…they do make a fine product, but youre back at square one if you drop $300+ on a putter and didnt get exactly what you want.
love their finishes, but something about their putter heads is a lil funky…at least in my eye. i love ssb’s but id probably go with a morgan or tp mills if i was going that route.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Speaking of, I’ve had some bad, bad putter woes lately. Shot 85 the other day and missed 8 makeable putts. Four of them were from inside 5′ but still on the leather. Figured it was alignment and found a good drill.
Lay an aiming stick on the ground. Place one over shoulder with left hand holding it onto chest. Make sure both line up. Then putt with the right hand to get a feel for alignment.
I think I had my shoulder open, swung on my shoulder line, and pulled everything.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Sometimes I don’t even make it to the 2nd round. A couple years back I tee it up for the first time in the spring and go the entire front nine hitting every fairway and GIR, shooting 1 over (what can I say – the greens were still a little lumpy). Then on the back I didn’t even break 50.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Is there anything on or in her body that is not God’s handwork?
March 12th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
no doubt. in the past calender year I have missed two weekends where I haven’t played at least one round, and that was at Christmas when I was in Wisconsin, and last weekend when I was laying new floor in my house. fuck some cold weather.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Ooops, you said Korean girl. I thought we were talking about one being a pronstar and that name came to my mind immediately.
jamie chung.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
In defense of cold weather places it makes fat chicks cover up for more months of the year.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
I think we hit 112 here last year. The drought sucks but I don’t mind the heat.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Shot 46-42 on Saturday at an unfamiliar course. Could’ve been 44-40 if I had known the layout a little better. 38-38 if a couple of putts don’t stop 1″ short on molasses greens. It was misting, but one of those light rains that you don’t really even feel. Irons are rusty, but it’s the flatstick and finesse game that beg for work.
But it was great embarrassing my wife’s uncle. Poor fella can’t hit it 100 yds off the tee box. Just this goofy little sinkerball duck hook. I try to advise him, but he insists on placing the ball 2″ behind his CoM and sway load going back.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
dude, you gotta join the green side yo. id get you hooked on it big time…smoke weed, talk shit, piss off rich people by being better than they are. youd get addicted asap.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
I have a 2 year old (next month) and a newborn – what’s my over/under on rounds?
/my guess is 12 assuming I can swing some work outings
March 12th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
I get home from work around 6-6:15. She goes down between 7-7:15, so I only see her for a short period of time during the week. I don’t want to be golfing on the weekend and see her even less. I think I’ll try to golf on Thursday’s or something like that and do some twilight though.
March 12th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
Whole lotta “yowza” going on there. I think I recognized one name, Puma Swede. I think on of the biggest “transformations” was Amor Hilton.
/Team old school porn
//Ashlyn Gere
///Googles…….yikes! Rode hard put away wet.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Put a camera right behind you, aimed down the line, and do this. Use your iPhone. having video in your pocket is your best teacher.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
One kid…and you just have a kid. Two kids…you’re a full time dad. Better find some work excuses to play during the week. Clients and whatnot.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Attaboy.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Nope. I am awful at it and don’t have the patience for it. Everyone in my family plays and my best friend works at a Rees Jones course in Charlotte and I’ve played there with him but it just doesn’t interest me, too frustrating and too much of a money sink.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Accept no substitute
March 12th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Good idea. I need to get one of those camera clips that latch on to an alignment stick.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
I’ve never shoveled snow a day in my life, as I’ve always lived in the South. It sounds about as fun as going to the dentist. You think it’s better than dealing with 95-100 degree heat with 1000% humidity (yes, 1000% – and it does this somehow without raining) for weeks/months on end?
March 12th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
Bought my two sons snow shovels for Christmas about 10 years back. Wife was pissed, but I thought it was great. As soon as they left, a snowblower was purchased.
Right move every time.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
those are great too…damn, and i love the piretti script. great logo.
there are like 20 putters id kill to buy right now, but there’s just no way i could put the scotty down. fits me too damn well.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
cant hate.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
At the range the other day, some random asked me to record him hitting 2 drives-one left handed and one right handed. I’m pretty sure he was left handed, but he drove the ball way better right handed. it was weird to watch.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Not that I don’t enjoy watching golf and whatnot, just not the activity for me. I prefer bocce.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
I use this
March 12th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
You got that right. Wife tolerates me playing.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
After two rounds with my Piretti, I swore I’d never play another putter. I’ve stuck by it. I love that thing to death.
/ would still consider a tryst with a flowneck Ping Redwood Piper S
March 12th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
I fucking love miniature golf though, that shit’s my jam.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
I don’t want to be golfing on the weekend and see her even less.
I’ve gone to the Saturday 600am round. Wake up around 520am, grab a banana and water bottle. 15 minutes to the course, hit a few putts and tee off at 600am. Done by 930am and home by 10am. That’s an extra 6-10 rounds a summer. Since you have 2 kids, this isnt waking up much earlier than you are used to presently.
Perfect greens, fast play. Downside, everything gets wet from dew.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Sweet. Gonna get that.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
ooo…bocce. that gets my wop blood flowin.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
This is exactly how my wife feels. But I can’t blame her either. Golf is so fucking expensive both in money and time costs.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
i want Phil’s putter so badly. i’d kill babies for that thing.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
You think it’s better than dealing with 95-100 degree heat with 1000% humidity
so your polar opposite is mowing your brown grass with a push mower.
The heat is worse to deal with, but you basically hide from both.
There’s nothing worse than mud season, though. Nothing.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
I’ve gone to the Saturday 600am round. Wake up around 520am, grab a banana and water bottle. 15 minutes to the course, hit a few putts and tee off at 600am. Done by 930am and home by 10am. That’s an extra 6-10 rounds a summer. Since you have 2 kids, this isnt waking up much earlier than you are used to presently.
You playing by yourself? Cart? 3.5 hours is pretty fast.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
I love being the first off the tee in the morning. If I’m by myself I’m done in 2.5 hours and have a full day to do whatever. Definitely played before work more than a few times at my old job that was much more flexible with my schedule.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
I could walk my home course in 3.5 on Sat/Sun AM. Granted, you need to be shooting 80s and not have to hunt for tee shots to make that happen.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
The Vanity Fair article on the ghostwriter and the billionaire is awesome. Talk about a sweet gig to land. Flying G-5s to Paris and staying in posh hotels with a billionaire had to be tough.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:12 AM
With nobody in front of me, in a cart, I’m blowing that 3.5 hour mark out of the water.
Hey Spencer, Craig, Urinal, et al, don’t think y’all were around yesterday when I posed the “what’s the toughest hole you’ve played/what’s your nemesis hole…” Do tell.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Hey Spencer, Craig, Urinal, et al, don’t think y’all were around yesterday when I posed the “what’s the toughest hole you’ve played/what’s your nemesis hole…” Do tell.
spence…. i wanna hear your answer. i couldn’t think of the “hardest” in the area.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
I can’t stand having a yard that looks like crap, so I spend a small fortune on watering it… which means it grows like crazy and I have to mow it at least once a week (sometimes more often than that) to keep it under control.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Boy, this site sure does eat a lot of posts that contain external links.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Here’s the thing: that heat and humidity doesn’t just exist in the south. I’ve spent summers in Charlotte that have been fucking miserable but last summer in Pittsburgh we had several week long stretches of mid nineties and it was humid as shit too. The big downside of that compared to somewhere like Charlotte or Atlanta? Majority of houses in the city are row houses and brownstones that don’t have central air. I lived on the third floor of a brownstone with a window unit AC and would have to keep it running all day while I was at work for it to be below ninety on the thermostat when I got home.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:15 AM
This. We would be playing as much as Spencer if we could.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Boy, this site sure does eat a lot of posts that contain external links.
so does your mom
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Golf is so fucking expensive both in money and time costs.
This. We would be playing as much as Spencer if we could.
it’s not that expensive. you can find used clubs, use GolfNow.com or those value cards where you pay $100 for 10 rounds at prime courses. there’s a ton of cheap golf out there if you just look for it.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
there are a lot to pick from, but if i had to choose 1 in my area, itd be 18 here.
it’s all uphill, elevated green, you gotta carry water to an extremely narrow fairway and then have a sidehill lie for a hybrid/long iron approach. the green slopes crazy back to front and if you find any of the bunkers, youre pretty much dead. one of the most brutal par 4′s i can think of.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
We get the heat and humidity AND rain in Houston. So I end up push mowing our 1/2 acre frequently in that 95/95 type weather.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Re: Pornstars without makeup
If you can stand more, the NY Post had the original post with 83 pictures…
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/pornstars_before_and_after_their_sabtH7bHSkybDhKHqhbwGN
March 12th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
I believe July was the hottest recorded month in Pittsburgh history. Thinking about that pain is making me cry now.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
i think i’d go #1 at Aurora CC. that hole face fucks me every time.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
The key part was money AND TIME costs.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
My answer was #14 at the Rawls Course in Lubbock. 500 yds into a steady south wind. Par-4. I’ve had to hit driver, 3w, 1/2 gap wedge into that thing before.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
join a golf club with a swimming pool. problem solved.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
WOW
March 12th, 2013 at 10:19 AM
We get the heat and humidity AND rain in Houston. So I end up push mowing our 1/2 acre frequently in that 95/95 type weather.
I agree that Houston absolutely sucks
March 12th, 2013 at 10:19 AM
shit, by yourself you should be able to walk 18 faster than that if you aren’t waiting.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:19 AM
I was just going to recommend the same thing. I keep it in the bag.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:20 AM
#17 at Wolf Creek. It’s really a pretty short, simple par 5. You tee off 50 yds above the fairway, usually with a breeze at your back. A simple 9-to-3 driver swing puts you 325-335 out and you can hit a go’fer into the green from 225. The green is a giant backstop, so you can come in low with a 3i/7w and stop it.
The 5 times I’ve played it, I’ve totally boned the drive (overcook a draw or wipe it) and left myself in a pile of shit that forces me to lay up so I can lay up. Into the green from 90-110 at that point and I’m trying to squeeze in a 20-footer with 4-feet of break for par.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:20 AM
#2 at Spencer’s Mom
/flips bat
//strolls the bases
March 12th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Yeah but is it really worth it to play by yourself? I’d much rather play 4 hours and have a buddy or two along.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
No. anything over that is GLACIAL. Fucking hit the ball, dummy. We walk, in foursomes, in 3 hours. Get to your ball, hit it.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
I love this dude.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
If you are teeing off at 6am-620am in the summer there is at most 2 or three groups in front of you. Normally 1 or 2. These are usually hard-core golfers that shoot at least in the 80′s. I am a 13 handicap so I can do okay. You’ll play absurdly fast but have about 2-3 times where you look for a ball for 5 minutes. I often have 1 person that joins me or I play alone. If you get the codgy old guys they will usually hate letting you go by so you have to plot a skiparound point or something. But it’s a small calculated risk for getting a round in so early.
I’ve walked in 3-3.5 and if I have the cart 3.15 is about the norm for a 6am round. I’ve doen the cart in 1:50 ro so a few times but at a certain point you’re just playing fast and can lose your focus.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
17 and 18 at Carnoustie. There is literally no place to hit it if you are at the back tees. Just freaking crazy.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Wolf Creek in Atlanta? That’s where I’m playing this Sunday if it’s the same course.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
i played 36 holes in 4.5 hours last year…3.5 is about normal, unfortunately.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
And I see it’s not the same course.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
that’s fucking awesome…so jealous you played there. that’s my fav finishing hole in golf.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:24 AM
I believe this is #14 at the Rawls –
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr7/rednorman/8a1a21fc.jpg
March 12th, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Well if she wasn’t already ruined by whatever STD is causing her to use condoms now. Woof.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:25 AM
I’d much rather play 4 hours and have a buddy or two along.
Yeah but at a certain point I’d never play or I’d stiff my kids. I’d say about half my rounds are solo but about half of those rounds I get paired up. It’s this or never play. Getting my schedule with our kids and my friends with their kids to do the same, it becomes tough.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:26 AM
WTF?1/!!?
March 12th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Wolf Creek in Mesquite NV. They hosted one of the Big Break’s there.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Houston is rough… I’m in Memphis, not quite as bad (still miserable more often than not during the dog days of summer). All this golf talk is really giving me the itch. I’m a newlywed (married in November) and haven’t played since the day before I got married. Also, my golfing buddy just had his first child so neither of us has been able to get out to the course. I’m teaching my wife how to play. Unfortunately, she’s a natural athlete and very well may wind up being better than I am (luckily I’ve got a 15 year head start on her).
/stupid natural athleticism…
March 12th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
My old boss lives on Carnoustie now. He invites me over all the time.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Getting my schedule with our kids and my friends with their kids to do the same, it becomes tough.
Yeah I can see this happening soon. We just had the 1 and I can already see how this will fuck things up when my other buddies start having kids. Luckily for now, they are all early risers so we can get our round in before 10.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
My number one used phrase from April through October.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
No. 15 at the Grand National Lakes Course was no joke either.
http://www.rtjgolf.com/grandnational/tour/
March 12th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
I’m just thankful Ava Addams wasn’t totally ruined for me.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:30 AM
I love playing golf by myself. I prefer playing alone, actually.
That may be because the guys I normally play with (save one) can’t crack 100 and take forever to play. And they always blow a gasket over their game even though they refuse to take lessons.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:31 AM
I’ve never played golf alone. I guess I’m needy.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:31 AM
You’ve found a golden ticket. My wife won’t play. She won’t even come to the course and ride along with me.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
I love playing golf by myself. I prefer playing alone, actually.
if Mr. 096 is unavailable, i playing alone.
/no homo
March 12th, 2013 at 10:33 AM
I don’t play golf alone, i’ll even play with a shitty golfer. But Jesus Christ he better play fast. I’d rather not play at all than play slow ass golf. Drives me insane.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:34 AM
ill play golf with whomever, whenever, wherever. just fuckin love it.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:34 AM
That’s my favorite guy. Gets mad, reloads, hits the same shot. He also cheats on his score and never develops a handicap.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
I’d rather not play at all than play slow ass golf
nothing pisses me off more than getting behind a group of hacks who play slow as shit and won’t let you play through.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
This is a pet peeve of mine. I don’t have the inclination to take lessons, so I have accepted that shooting 90 is probably as good as I’m going to get (I’m at 100 now, give or take 2-3 depending on the day). I get mad at myself for sure, but I’ve accepted that getting super pissed just doesn’t make sense at all. I save that for tennis and soccer.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
I tried this. She wanted clubs, I bought her a shitty set from K-Mart (like she’d know the difference). Took her out twice, she hated it. I win all the way around.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
ill play golf with whomever, whenever, wherever. just fuckin love it.
i hate getting paired up with people. no i don’t want to make small talk with you for the next 4-5 hours.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
my dad busts my balls about it, but I like playing by myself too.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
The last time I hit golfballs (mind you I was hungover) I managed to hit my car in the parking lot of the range.
The car was behind me.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
Nothing pisses me off more than not being able to play. You guys that are able to go whenever you want nede to quit bitching and realize you’ve got it good.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
I also hate the guy that can’t get ready to hit a shot and tell a story at the same time.
Tells the story.
Then gets his rangefinder.
Then tests the wind.
Then pulls a club.
Then goes through his pre-shot routine.
Then blocks it way right.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:37 AM
before my gf got prego she loved coming to the course with me and driving the cart and drinking beers. she would hit a couple balls once in a while, but if the weather was nice, she actually encouraged me to play just so she could come with. it was a nice balance.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:37 AM
Most of the guys I play with won’t hesitate to fire one right up their ass if they start to back up everything and won’t let anyone play through.
/no homo
//no coop
March 12th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
I love playing by myself for about 5-6 holes after work as there is a mini-loop. I’ll only put 5 clubs in the bag and really try and shape/make shots. That’s a lot of fun.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
/a foursome heads to the blue tees
//all in the woods 150 yards out
March 12th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
im impressed more than anything.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
they smoke weed up their ass?
March 12th, 2013 at 10:44 AM
I am by far the worst guy in the group of 4 that I usually play with. Now granted I have really only been playing for almost a year now, but I think playing with people who are better makes a huge difference.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:45 AM
HUGE difference. i remember the first round i played with a legit +handicap…was a totally different game.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:45 AM
THis describes one of my golf buddies to a tee. He hits the ball a mile, but with zero accuracy. He plays a lot, but has only been playing for 3-4 years now. I usually shoot 88-95 and I always smoke him when we play. He was playing by himself one day and sent me a picture of his scorecard with a 77 on it. I called BS, but he won’t admit that he cheated. He takes 5-6 mulligans every time we play and if i don’t count his strokes, he will almost always miscount. It’s quite amusing.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:46 AM
I thought I saw you and AC doing some weird shit ahead of me a couple years back.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
they smoke weed up their ass?
I thought I saw you and AC doing some weird shit ahead of me a couple years back.
don’t hate.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
100 times this. I love playing with my bro in law, he’s a 7. I always have better rounds when I play with him. Unfortunately he lives in AZ and I live in PA.
My best round of the year last year was with 3 randoms, all 5-10 handicaps. I shot 85, they all broke 80.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:50 AM
yea, it’s called “the fairway.” boom.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:50 AM
Well this sucks. I don’t care if you take mulligans as we’re not playing for money, so WTF do I care? But at least score your card honestly.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:56 AM
That’s my father-in-law. Hasn’t been playing long. Would shoot 130 if I made him play by the rulebook, but he insists on reloads, counting them, forgetting about hitting it OB. That sort of thing. Claims he shot 94 the other day and figured it all out. It’s insufferable.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:56 AM
A whole lot of mediocrity in there.
March 12th, 2013 at 10:58 AM
Reminds me of a buddy I used to play with frequently. I once saw him looking for his ball in the woods behind an elevated green take a new ball out of his pocket, drop it, kick it several times into a manageable lie before saying “I found it!” I told him I saw his entire charade, and he still denied cheating… I don’t understand it. It’s not like there was anything on the line. He would routinely shoot in the high 70′s when he played alone, but I never saw him break 90 when we played together (even while cheating).
March 12th, 2013 at 11:11 AM
I have never understood these people. I suck. We all laugh about it and move on. I think the part that probably pisses my buddies off is when I ask them to watch my shots and give pointers.
March 12th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
I thought it was just me thinking Delaney was not funny. It was like a guy who didn’t take his meds was out on a weekend pass and snuck into the theater. Truly awkward, and not in a good way at all. Just ended up thinking he was an enormous douche.