but Messi’s making up for it today apparently.

Can just kick back and watch these games without any tension. No way Bayern is losing tomorrow. I’m already looking forward to quarter-finals.

With that kind of confidence might I suggest a winter invasion of the Soviet Union?

Barca is cooked. Mole will be celebrating this for some reason. Probably because they have the Qatari Foundation in their shirts or something like that.

First of all the fact that people have framed this as insurmountable or commanding is a joke. Barca have failed to score twice at home in the CL twice in the past three seasons and Milan have to play the game of their lives to keep them from doing it.

Second, plenty of good reasons to detest Barca. Influx of dirty Qatari money is high up there for sure, having to take loans to pay wages yet getting blown by everyone in the media for somehow not operating in the same financial world as Madrid, Busquets and Alves being two of the worst divers in the world, and the frustrating lunacy of both Pep and Tito in refusing to sign a commanding centerback to replace Puyol that has led to them having to use Mascherano and Song the past few years. A quicker better defense and they’re the reigning champions.

Barca needs to score 4 because they are surely giving up at least 1

This is why I find it hard to believe. No way I trust that sieve of a defense.

Is this a Gallileo reference I’m not getting?

It’s from Seinfeld. George got a massage from a guy and felt that he was slightly aroused.

It moved

Keeper didn’t.