//checks religious but not nut next to box stating wearing no show socks are a must.

Ha, forgot about that. Carry on

I know my shits.

beer shits
iceberg shits
ghost shits
gardenhose shits
…

I take it all back, Mullet, I didn’t realize you had such a well thought-out plan.

You shouldn’t be so quick to judge. I didn’t go to your hasty pudding, “Let’s all dress up like girls” school. I got my degree on the streets of North Alabama. I’m never more than five seconds away from a gun. I know my shits.

I figure the best way to stay healthy is just to create cocktails of random expired and left-over prescriptions and eating the shit out of them, in turn boosting my immune system to Magic Johnson type level. My body will become ultra efficient, and I’ll never get sick.

You should also eat honey from across the world thereby introducing yourself to antibodies to diseases that have not yet reached ‘Murica.

/You will be the Highlander

I figure the best way to stay healthy is just to create cocktails of random expired and left-over prescriptions and eating the shit out of them, in turn boosting my immune system to Magic Johnson type level.

Wiiiiiiild doggies! You just might live forever.

I figure the best way to stay healthy is just to create cocktails of random expired and left-over prescriptions and eating the shit out of them, in turn boosting my immune system to Magic Johnson type level. My body will become ultra efficient, and I’ll never get sick.

Your logic is flawless.

I figure the best way to stay healthy is just to create cocktails of random expired and left-over prescriptions and eating the shit out of them, in turn boosting my immune system to Magic Johnson type level. My body will become ultra efficient, and I’ll never get sick.

pulverize those pill cocktails and mix them with sweet tea. you’ll get a more immediate immune boosting effect. trust me on this.

Then on Saturday we ate an early lunch at went to ‘dinner’ at 4 pm at this burger place, because the crowds are unbearable and I’m not waiting an hour for a table at 6 pm.

you guys are LOSERS.

Well, this antibiotic has cured me of my ailment, therefore making my body a safer place, also not getting my kid sick. I’m not in a hospital.

You are a walking facepalm.

Resistant bacteria are making hospitals dangerous places to be. At some point, may have to ‘ban’ certain antibiotics for a while to make them effective again.

Well, this antibiotic has cured me of my ailment, therefore making my body a safer place, also not getting my kid sick. I’m not in a hospital.

Do whatever you want

BINGO

/winks

/kind of sort of serious

pops expired methylprednisolone

I don’t really care about that. Do whatever you want, just make sure you taper at the end so you don’t go into shock.

Resistant bacteria are making hospitals dangerous places to be. At some point, may have to ‘ban’ certain antibiotics for a while to make them effective again.

http://gawker.com/5989870/doc-warns-of-apocalyptic-superbug-ticking-time-bomb

This echoes that “superbacteria” the CDC was talking about last week.

Fuck, The Walking Dead is coming true!

Read it, Mullet.

Nope.

/pops expired methylprednisolone

Bud Light Platinum

The alcohol of choice by batshit sisters-in-law everywhere.*

/ * Especially in sex barns

See ya, Percy. It was nice having a legit kick returner for the first time since David Palmer. But you’re not worth Calvin Johnson money, buddy.

Deuce is loose!

/that was his college shirt that sold very, very well
//he was not compensated for that shirt selling, very, very well

Read it, Mullet.