Out of Shape Twitter User Bragged He Could Crush Damontre Moore’s Bench Press Performance, Backed It Up

Highly touted Texas A&M defensive end Damontre Moore underwhelmed in the bench press at the NFL Combine, lifting 225-pounds a mere 12 times. NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport tweeted Moore “helped himself” at Aggie Pro Day, by improving his performance to 19.

Twitter user @Kuma076, a 30-year-old, out of shape smoker, bragged he could roll out of bed and beat Moore’s performance. Rapoport challenged him. Kuma076 proved it on YouTube, rolling out of bed at 6am and lifting 30 times at a gym in Chicago. He claims to be a former offensive lineman, but still, not bad for a guy who has an occupation besides training to do asinine combine drills.

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14 Responses to “Out of Shape Twitter User Bragged He Could Crush Damontre Moore’s Bench Press Performance, Backed It Up”

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:05 PM

30? out of shape? smoker? 30 reps at 225 LB?

4 YR DEAL WITH THE JETS.

bsanders37 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:12 PM

You can be an out of shape slob and still throw up a lot of weight on the bench if you’re bulky enough and have enough muscle memory stored up. Still, I’d much rather only be able to lift it a few times than be a tub of goo who can bench 400.

spencer096 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:14 PM

bra-fucking-vo.

spencer096 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:15 PM

You can be an out of shape slob and still throw up a lot of weight on the bench if you’re bulky enough and have enough muscle memory stored up. Still, I’d much rather only be able to lift it a few times than be a tub of goo who can bench 400.

counterpoint: GO BEARS!

TNCOWBOY7 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:17 PM

Fucking awesome.

Ty_Webb Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:22 PM

LOL @ Minnesota offering a 7th for Boldin, they will now proceed to pay more than that for someone who plays in only 8 to 10 games nextyear

Ty_Webb Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:27 PM

GARRARD TO THE J-E-T-S!!!!

/throws more gas into dumpster fire

hussler2 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:35 PM

His friend nailed it at the end: “Was I supposed to press ON?”

ms621 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:37 PM

OT: One of the cooler things I’ve seen today.

Pdd53 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:43 PM

Nice thumbless grip

s1rweeze Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:46 PM

LOL @ Minnesota offering a 7th for Boldin

So upset right now

H.E. Pennypacker Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:49 PM

Still, I’d much rather only be able to lift it a few times than be a tub of goo who can bench 400.

rawr

coastalteacher Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 8:05 PM

10Pdd53 Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 6:43 PM
Nice thumbless grip
Right? That dude’s clearly a lineman – he has the thumbless grip mod of shoulder rehab work to prove it.
I’ll drink my 2nd tonight in his honor. Not bad for a 30 year old smoker at 6 AM

Shining Base Path Says:
March 11th, 2013 at 8:58 PM