Swiss Soccer Player Makes Incredible Tackle on Sharp-Toothed Marten, is Promptly Bitten [Video]
A sharp-toothed marten invaded the pitch during today’s Thun-FC Zurich match in Switzerland. He did not wish to be caught. After eluding players and stadium personnel for some time, Zurich defender Loris Benito decided to play hero.
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March 10th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Those looked bigger than the few I’ve seen in the states. Wouldn’t want to get bit by either, but especially those originating from across the pond.
March 10th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
you’ve gotta be nuts to scoop up a wild animal on the pitch.
enjoy the rabies shot
March 10th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
I caught one fishing off the coast of mexico.
March 10th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
enjoy the rabies shot
March 10th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
Just read up on where rabies shots were given because I thought I remembered a friend having to get one in his stomach. I guess they’ve changed. Now you get three shots-one in the ass and two in the arm or 1/2 by the bite, 1/2 in the ass, and then 2 in the arm. Regardless, I’ll do my best to avoid the rabies.
March 10th, 2013 at 5:22 PM
You better step yo dating game then, meth
March 10th, 2013 at 5:25 PM
Doc Martens > Marten
March 11th, 2013 at 11:56 AM
Awesome video, but can you stop with the annoying pop up ads.
March 11th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
My favorite ad was the one that covered up half the video. It only popped up when I had the video playing, and I never figured out how to close or minimize it. Exquisite.