Comments on: Daigo Kobayashi Scored a Great Long Range Goal For Vancouver

By: A.P.

A.P. — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:51:10 +0000

Hahaha

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:46:58 +0000

A few years back—when I was gainfully employed, not drinking 30 beers a day, 175 lbs and pretty much a brick shithouse—Toy Story 3 was released. The original two were by far my little boy’s favorite movies so this was a huge deal for our newly separated family.

My son had already went with his mother on the day of release and about a month later it was my turn to take him. About halfway through there is a scene where the “bad” toys reprogram Buzz Lightyear’s language setting.

My son turns to me and says (pretty much at the top of his lungs in a PACKED theatre) Daddy, this is where Buzz starts talking Mexican!

He was 6 at the time. Think what you want but he didnt get that from me and was counseled afterwards.

Funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:35:48 +0000

LMAO

By: A.P.

A.P. — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:23:40 +0000

TNCowboy no le gusta el beisbol en espanol

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:17:25 +0000

And that, kids, was how TNCOWBOY7 ended up on the no-fly list.

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 02:58:34 +0000

Does anyone have a hydrogen bomb handy that I could deliver to Bristol, CT.?