The Washington Redskins Should Change Their Name, But Probably Won’t
The Washington Redskins face another legal challenge over the team nickname. A Native American group has challenged the team’s trademark, on the grounds that it can’t be “disparaging, scandalous, contemptuous and disreputable.” The petitioners face a heavy burden, though. They must not just prove “Redskins is offensive” but prove it was to a “significant” Native American population when the initial trademarks were issued.
Washington may win this fight. The question is why they are still fighting it. While most of the sports world has whitewashed a bygone era and moved on, “Redskins” lingers on the scene like a defiant, racist hemorrhoid.
Names such as Braves and Indians can be problematic. But none are so blunt and odious as “Redskins.” This name isn’t the mere appropriation of an indigenous culture as fodder for fear or ridicule. “Redskins” reduces the individuals mocked to just their skin color. If the name doesn’t ring as offensive as “the Chicago Darkies” or the “San Francisco Yellow Peril,” it is because we have been hearing, saying and reading it for decades.
The name is indefensible. Washington should change it. Getting that message through won’t be so easy. Redskins GM Bruce Allen said in a radio interview: “it’s ludicrous to think in any way that we’re trying to upset anybody.” That speaks to the problem. This is not active hate. It is “tradition,” which will make it harder to uproot.
Washington is a proud franchise, with a strong fan base and multiple Super Bowl wins. Admitting the need for the name change renders a part of that tradition tainted. It’s a weighty decision for a franchise with so much invested in that iconic brand. It would also require a personal admission from a generation of Redskins officials that they were wrong and they just spent decades harboring a form of racism. Good luck getting Dan Snyder on board with that.
Some fans might push for a change, but fans aren’t a concern unless they stop paying en masse. The only conceivable way change happens is legal action or internal pressure from the league. We’d take Snyder in a legal battle, and we don’t see action forthcoming form the NFL.
Roger Goodell may be the most powerful individual in sports, but he’s not all powerful within his sport. He’s a cypher (and often a flack jacket) for the interests of those that employ him. Unless the “Redskins” nickname becomes a serious problem for other owners, expect the league will stay out of it.

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March 8th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
No they shouldn’t. The Indians, Blackhawks and Redskins logos are all awesome.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:14 PM
You might want to do some research before actually writing an article on this topic: The name “Fighting Illini” pre-dates the Chief Illiniwek symbol and was bestowed upon the team in honor of Illinoisans who fought in World War I; the use of the name “Illini” dates to the 19th century.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:17 PM
Redskins is highly offensive and should be gone. Indians is somewhat demeaning and they’d be wise to rid themselves of that name as quickly as possible.
I think a mistake would be to just do a new nickname in a reactionairy focus-group manner. Just go with Cleveland Baseball Team until something fun comes along. Could be a year, could be a decade.
/cant speak to the Blackhawks, would probably hedge on getting rid of them all, Braves too.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
“San Francisco Yellow Peril,”
That was a great name. I wish they hadn’t changed it to the San Francisco Roller-Skating Flamers.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Redskins should buy up all the rights to USFL logos and change to the Federals. Then I would finally root for them for the first time in my life
March 8th, 2013 at 3:20 PM
This is a lengthy article but the guy who runs Cleveland Frowns wrote a piece addressing this very issue as it related to the Cleveland Indians. It appeared in Cleveland’s Scene magazine April last year.
worth a read if this is an interesting topic to you
March 8th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
I think everyone has become ultra sensitive. These names were around for years and no one said a damn word. I grew up with these teams, and I knew what the names meant. Never offended me whatsoever.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
Fine. It’s just the mascot that was offensive. Took it out.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
Chief Wahoo is so so much more offensive than the also offensive Redskins, it’s not even funny.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
Yeah. Redskins is a derogatory term. It’s racist. There is no argument anyone can make against that.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Monistat has it covered.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
lol
March 8th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
I remember before the Washington-Buffalo Super Bowl this being a talking point and that was 20 years ago…the issue didn’t sprout up yesterday
March 8th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
The name “Fighting Illini” pre-dates the Chief Illiniwek symbol and was bestowed upon the team in honor of Illinoisans who fought in World War I
This is sort of the same for most of the schools that still carry these sorts of nicknames. The Seminole tribe asked FSU to be “Seminoles”, I think, when the school first became co-ed in the 40s
March 8th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Some tribes are honored by such things, some are not. I remember about 10 years ago Central Michigan was close to changing from the Chippewas to the Fighting Squirrels, but then never did.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
I think everyone has become ultra sensitive. These names were around for years and no one said a damn word. I grew up with these teams, and I knew what the names meant. Never offended me whatsoever.
case closed then. Duffy, you should have just emailed Mullett, and we could have avoided this altogether.
/not trying to be a dick, but “not offensive to me” isn’t the same as “not offensive”
March 8th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
Knifeyspoony starts slitting random women’s throats in preparation for the war on the white man.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:28 PM
Well that’s one way for Boston to find a new rival now that the Yankees are on the downturn.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:28 PM
An old man in the back yelled “Did someone say semen holes?”
March 8th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
You did a shitty job
It’s not offensive to me whatsoever, therefore I give zero shits. From a nostalgic point of view, changing these names would suck. If its offensive to you, then jump on the bandwagon and help get it changed.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Notre dame should change from fighting irish to video assistant killers
March 8th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
White dudes tend to not get offended by racism. I hate political correctness but seems like the argument for keeping the name is “it was an asshole name to begin with but we like it and are keeping it.”
March 8th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Did someone say semen holes?
That was their name when it was an all-girl’s school.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
I know you’re from Alabama, but don’t perpetuate the stereotypes.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
How did alabama come up with crimson tide? Some inside joke about tampon removal?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
FSU is still sanctioned by the tribe to use it, that is the one really completely in the clear school/team with this issue and they have handled it impeccably.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
You did a shitty job
so now you’re offended.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Just wondering: is the NFL franchise in Upstate New York not named after Buffalo Bill – a noted INDIAN?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Duffy, is this really your stance or just an easier to take stance for the sake of an article? And if the former, is it offensive to you personally or just in general, like an outsider watching the civil rights of the 60′s
March 8th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
Its got nothing to do with where I’m from, you asshole. My point is that growing up I never viewed these names as racist, I viewed them as pro sports teams with cool names and mascots. I never onced associated them with racism, therefore it has never been an issue for me.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
San Francisco Roller-Skating Flamers.
Say g’night stark – I tipped my waitress well.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Native American history was/is the most boring part of history class in middle/high school by far. Therefore, they should keep the name.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
So that makes it okay to use a racist name? Just because you weren’t smart enough to know it was racist? Sound logic.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
San Francisco Ferries
/baseketball’d
March 8th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
…. Bill Cody was a Canadian American.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
The name is ridiculous. I don’t see how it’s any different than calling a team the Brown skins or the Wetbacks.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Andrew Jackson is on the $20 bill. Who REALLY cares about this shit.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
God dammit I hate it when a hemorrhoid is racist. Isn’t it enough to just hurt?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
Husker just reminded me of the Chappelle sketch..
March 8th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
My favourite racist joke:
Black guy 1: Hey did you see Norbit?
Black guy 2: Yes.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
This one. Laughing. Well done
March 8th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
What if it’s a pimple – say, a *blackhead*?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
It’s just the mascot that was offensive.
Let’s remove all references to American Indians everywhere.
I’ll stop using Calumet Baking Powder for my famous chocolate chip cookies.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
I might need AP to clear this up but I could have swore that the Bills were named after Buffalo Bill, who was not a “noted INDIAN” unless I’m again tripping balls.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
really?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Bear Bryant used to require that all freshmen be castrated, creating a team comprised entirely of eunuchs. and word is that dicks bleed like a mofo when removed by the teeth of upperclassmen, hence the name Crimson Tide.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
I’ll stop using Calumet Baking Powder for my famous chocolate chip cookies.
Oh shit. Well now we all done fucked up. Don’t even joke about changing your cookies, dude.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:41 PM
shut it down
March 8th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
No this is the proper use of the Indian Mascot … mildly sfw
March 8th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
In Nebraska we learned more about the Native American stuff then we did the civil war. The civil war went like this: good guys won, bad guys lost. End of story. I then moved down to Atlanta and was BLOWN AWAY by the civil war stuff and how serious people took it. We also learned next to jack about native american stuff in middle school and beyond.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
t/j
So, beer?
end t/j
March 8th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Husker, War of Northern Aggression in Atlanta, correct?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
That would explain your penchant for glorifying losers who completely mismanaged their shot to win when it mattered most, I suppose.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Yes, though that wasn’t a serious argument. Adobe? Arrowheads? No wonder they lost the Indian wars.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
Beautiful, the girl is pretty damn hot too.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
dumb question, i dont know- are actual native americans offended, or is it a bunch of crybaby caucasion pussies that felt like acting out?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Let’s all bury the hatchet. We smoke um peace pipe.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
There’s your winner for the week. SHUT IT DOWN
March 8th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
In TN, it’s the first thing taught in 8th grade. The Paleo come down from Asia and then everybody spreads out til the Trail of Tears happens
March 8th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
did you not read the first two sentences of the post?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
Indians are kitschy
March 8th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
It’s a racist name. End of story. I’m sure that 60 years ago people our age were a little bit peeved that all of a sudden it wasn’t ok to call a black dude a Negro anymore even though they had been saying it forever and it never offended them.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
I was a kid, and I didn’t know what racism was until long after I knew pro sports. Once again, I never associated the two. Not smart enough? I wasn’t surrounded with racist people and didn’t know what it was. I love the names, plain and simple.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
First time I heard that phrase I was in 8th grade and thought the kid was referring to a different war. Like some war that I had never heard about. Hell, I took a civil war class at UGA where my professor admitted to fighting the war in his head as a child, having the South always win.
Meh. 12-2 makes me happy. After going 13-1 in 2013 I’ll be even happier.
/How’s Liverpool doing these days?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
There isn’t country in the world with a more boring history than Canada.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
Winslow Squirrels
/never forget
March 8th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
When having dinner with an american indian, never tell them that you have “reservations”
March 8th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
So are rednecks racist? The name, not the people
March 8th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
My dumb question is – this same basis for legal action has been enacted before, has it not? Is this the same case that’s been going on for 20 years or so or is it just the same reasoning from a different group of people?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
From Bama, right? I’m going to have to call bullshit on this.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
No this is the proper use of the Indian Mascot … mildly sfw
I’d walk a Trail of Tears to sex her.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Last month, the team released a couple ridiculously ignorant articles on their website (no author would take credit). I was born a Skins fan. My great grandpa worked the chain gang at RFK for 20+ years. I have no problem with a name change, but selfishly hope it stays as is.
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/We-Are-Very-Proud-To-Be-Called-Redskins/d4d7c05d-be39-4a27-9244-d06cfae46797?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/Lamar-Once-A-Redskin-Always-A-Redskin/9ee6ad61-018f-42e0-b3d9-eb72a8b638e9
“Scalp ‘em, swamp ‘em — We will take ‘em big score” (taken out of the original HTTR lyrics)
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
And you buy tickets from a guy that sells tickets for sold out events … never a “scalper”
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Last five wins have been by a combined 17-0.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
dumb question, i dont know- are actual native americans offended, or is it a bunch of crybaby caucasion pussies that felt like acting out?
Of course they are offended. You know what the problem is? Their culture has been shut in so much by our government for so long that they really don’t have a strong voice. They don’t have a platform whatsoever compared to any other minority group in America.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
did you not read the first two sentences of the post?
clearly i did not.
you could have just said yes and saved me the embarassment. thanks.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
So what you’re saying is that you still don’t understand what it means to be racist? Keep perpetuating the stereotypes.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Or bring a friend a cigar shop Indian as a gift
March 8th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
LSU’s new mascot: The Coon Asses.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Born and raised. Fucking stereotypes, not everyone in Alabama is racist.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Two big points above Swansea. Good for them.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
dying
March 8th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Your question actually raises a good point: Duffy and Mullet’s opinion on this matter are completely worthless, as are the rest of ours. It’s not our nationalities (soused is a gambling alcoholic though so he could well be one, zing) that are at issue with the name. What we think shouldn’t be relevant when looking at whether it’s offensive or should be changed.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
that’s not what we do here.
oh
March 8th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Agree. But to say you weren’t around any racists seems a bit…far-fetched. I mean, I grew up in lily white Peachtree City, Ga and there were plenty of racists in that town.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
I know what racism is. GROWING UP I NEVER ASSOCIATED THESE TEAM NAMES WITH RACISM, THEREFORE I’VE NEVER VIEWED THEM AS SUCH.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
. GROWING UP I NEVER ASSOCIATED THESE TEAM NAMES WITH RACISM, THEREFORE I’VE NEVER VIEWED THEM AS SUCH.
but do you see them as racist now?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Born and raised. Fucking stereotypes, not everyone in Alabama is racist.
Now guys from India … you know real indians like from Bangladesh and Bombay, those mo-fo’s are racist as hell. Way worse than anyone from Alabama.
My experience, Pennsylvanians and Connecticuters (wtf?) are more racist than people from Alabama too.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Every-time I’m drunk around my Ojibway friend I make a fire water joke. It’s fucking impossible not to. Than I make her tell me this terrifying Bear Walker myth.
/fucking white people
March 8th, 2013 at 3:55 PM
Pennsyltucky
March 8th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
My mom said it best when I was in high school and was talking to her about the things I would hear kids say. She said people in the North think along similar lines, they just don’t tend to say them out loud in public like people in the South.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
The most racist friend I have is Sikh, that always cracked me up.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
So what you’re saying is that you still don’t understand what it means to be racist? Keep perpetuating the stereotypes.
wow. and you keep perpetuating the stereotype of condenscending self righteous assholes.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:57 PM
True, but if change is to ever happen it will have to come from somebody not in that group so someone will have to empathize with the cause
March 8th, 2013 at 3:57 PM
This was a similar case with Chief Illiniwek, however the problem is that there are no more surviving descendants of this tribe, and thus an anglo-saxon Biology professor with no Indian heritage began his own personal PC crusade and several liberal politicians (many of whom are either in jail or kicked out of office) jumped on board and threatened to withhold univ. funding. Hence no more symbol (I don’t refer to him as a mascot since he did not roam sidelines, was only seen for 3 minutes at halftime of games, and his routine & costume were created by the tribe, and the traditions were taught to the student who portrayed the Chief by Native Americans). The group who claimed it was offensive was lead by and comprised of non-native americans.
With all that said, if a group does find it offensive, then it’s time to move on. I just don’t agree with people who are not in the minority telling everyone that that particular minority should be offended.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
That’s not a stereotype. I am an asshole.
March 8th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
I know what racism is. GROWING UP I NEVER ASSOCIATED THESE TEAM NAMES WITH RACISM, THEREFORE I’VE NEVER VIEWED THEM AS SUCH.
So you really believed that your Dad was wearing that white hood to bowling league every week?
March 8th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee…
/just like using Indian words
//Lightfoot’d
March 8th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
That’s not a stereotype. I am an asshole.
fair enough. keep firing, asshole!
March 8th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
Believe this goes here /jmorris
March 8th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
The most racist friend I have is Sikh
Not all Sikh are Indian, you racist.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Oh calm down. Busting balls is what happens here.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
and you are an asshole
March 8th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Something about Michigan State fans, amiright?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
The Native Americans threw a milkshake at poor Artie Bucco’s head once. Keep the name.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
The tribe I grew up next to all get $12,000 a month from the government for doing nothing. They hoard automatic weapons, kill sheriffs, become morbidly obese and deal meth/PCP. It’s probably the worst reservation in the country.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
+1
If I think of them those terms, then I can see where it could offend someone from that culture.
Irrelevant
March 8th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Oh calm down. Busting balls is what happens here.
you calm down. it was a spaceballs/lord helmet quote.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:04 PM
Yep, white people falling all over themselves trying to say “I’m on of the good ones” with paternalistic condescension are ironically being very racist.
On the other hand being of the demographic does not necessarily provide any latent insight either. I do know anything special about being a white guy as a white guy. In the end let’s all try to be less cunty except to post-modernists who should be publicly executed.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
they got Oklahoma, what more do they want?
/never mind
March 8th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
*not know
March 8th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
I thought frenchie liberals were on the same side? Jerk.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
I’d make their name even more racist. Washington Ching Chang Chong Chinamen.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
That explains the swoosh sound I heard over my head.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Their like Ohio State fans with a couple more teeth.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Made truthier.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
keep firing, asshole!
Does that work, pep-talking your butt to keep farting?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:07 PM
Fire Water Tonto would be a great mascot. Hell, maybe Makers or Jack Daniels could sponsor him.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Nice leaderboard at Doral
March 8th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Like Michigan fans without the Walmart gear?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Most MSU fans went to school there. Most U of M fans live in a trailer park.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
How is there still a schnapps called Firewater? That has always baffled me. I mean it’s delicious and I use it in hard cider but damn.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Oh, it’s completely relevant. It proves that our beliefs change as we get older. But never mind.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
Just the weeks they were bowling against the nihilists.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
I get Mullet’s point. We used terms like you’re trying to “Jew” me, and what a gyp and others having no idea they were racially charged. We don’t use these terms any longer. Ah the good ol’ days.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:11 PM
You know as well as I do all self-respecting Michigan fans buy their shit at Meijer.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
But they’re gated trailer parks.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Watsonian, you contribute over at victory formation?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
I’m pretty sure “what a gyp (sp?)” gets used more or less constantly all across the country and most people barely perceive “Gypsy” as a racial term.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Well at least we know what the floor is.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
I keep this.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
not nearly enough
March 8th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
What! Gypsies not getting their proper respect?!?? I am outraged!
March 8th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
they got Oklahoma, what more do they want?
/never mind
That’s funny. I actually grew up on a reservation. It wasn’t the closed kind, but it was pretty close to it.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Every once in a while.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
that one’s raycess(!)? who is it racisting?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
The tribe I grew up next to all get $12,000 a month from the government for doing nothing. They hoard automatic weapons, kill sheriffs, become morbidly obese and deal meth/PCP. It’s probably the worst reservation in the country.
No tribe in America gives it’s people 12K a month. 1,200? maybe.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children!
March 8th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Don’t forget Jap slap either. That was a good one.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Don’t forget Jap slap either. That was a good one.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Gypsy is the slur, they’re called Romani.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Never heard this, but that’s funny.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Indian sun burn!!
March 8th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
chewing tobacco named Red Man, with a full head dressed Native American on the cover always gets me.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
te fuck is a Romani?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
I thought so. Maybe you should focus your efforts and be an asshole over there as much as possible, maybe boost the number of commenters that actually comment. Lord knows that place needs all the help it can get.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Speaking of Sparty, looks like I’ll be in Lincoln to see Michigan State lose yet another one to Nebraska. Should be a good time.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
chewing tobacco named Red Man, with a full head dressed Native American on the cover always gets me.
Like I said, let’s take native american icons off all of our commercial products as well. Seems fair.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
The Gypsys you hillbilly. They’re a proud people that bang tambourines and wear hoop earings while going city to city eating perogies.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Read my posts over there. Plenty of trolling. But I’m not worried commenters. Plenty of hits on that blog. Plenty. Could always use some more though.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
I’ve heard a grown man speak wistfully about what it would have been like if the South didn’t get screwed out of victory. Yikes.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
I just lolled on myself. I had zero idea.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
Going from “I think everyone has become ultra sensitive” to “Maybe you should focus your efforts and be an asshole over there as much as possible” has been a wonderful journey to follow…good thread gentlemen
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
*about commenters
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
Lets rename the Indian River in FL to the Native American River.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
“honky tonk” makes me want to puke with offensiveness.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
over 30 years later, and that scene slays my dad every time he watches it.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
To jap slap someone is to slap them when they are not expecting it. A la Pearl Harbor.
There’s also a new show on called American Gypsies. Very jersey shore-ish. Romani will be proud.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, because I’m sure we’d still have slaves down here.
/Confederate States of America and North Korea. BFFs
March 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Ones with casino’s do. And they’re on the low end.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
damn, that cuts deep. but thanks for reading!
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
I like the way you contribute.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
I never knew Watsonian was an asshole until Mullet told me he was.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
In Ireland they’re called Tinkers/Knackers/Travellers…
The expression Knacker Drinking means to be drunk and drinking in public.
Knacker is a dicey word for slurring white guy to use though.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Very un-Florida-like.
The Tropicana River brought to you by SunPass.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Michigan should change their colors from Blue and Maize to Blue and Corn. Less offensive using a non-Native American originating word, you know.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
I always loved the episode of Bonanza with the hot gypsy chick in it
March 8th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
I was at an advisory group in Portland last November and every went around the room and said who they were, what they did and a “fun fact” about themselves. It comes around to this older dude who said his fun fact was, and I quote, “I’m a Yankee conservative Republican who thinks we wouldn’t have the government we have today had the South not lost the war.” He said this next to the only black dude in the room (who went after him). You could hear a pin drop. In my notes of the event I was writing out who everyone was and what they did and I have a “wow” next to that dude’s name.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
that injun on parks and rec last night was funny.
/ban parks and rec
March 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Cuts about as deep as him referring to me as unintelligent. I thought I’d follow suit and go the childish route.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
over 30 years later, and that scene slays my dad every time he watches it.
Top 10 all time comedy scenes ever.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
There’s so much TVF in this thread. I wish it was TBL that said you guys need all the help you can get. Speaking of which, if any of youse guys don’t feel like writing an article one day, let me do some work for you. Unless it’s about golf, I can contribute
March 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
I always loved the episode of Bonanza with the hot gypsy chick in it
Did the chinaman cook bang her?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
Did the chinaman cook bang her?
nope. little joe
March 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Shoot. We need golf help. It’s been tough since Spencer had that nervous breakdown and stabbed that hooker.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
tiger is scalping the doral right now.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Fire Dantonio!
/nods at Watsonian
March 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
I admit I laughed at the thought of this happening.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
‘War Of Northern Aggression’ is hilarious, like calling the peephole camera sexual assault crime The Erin Andrews Self-Aggrandizing Incident.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
tiger is scalping the doral right now.
He must have no “reservation” about swinging that club like a crazy injun.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
email me
March 8th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
How are you for Pope bashing content?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
like calling the peephole camera sexual assault crime The Erin Andrews Self-Aggrandizing Incident
wait, i thought it was called the Erin Andrews sells sex after being sexually violated Incident?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
I have to admit,
spaoskie, the only email I know for sure that I have is Watson. And fetch, who’s name pops up whenever I try to email something to myself. Stupid common first name…March 8th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Word to the wise: don’t criticize the upcoming bracket series. Whatever it is. Just nod and say it’s awesome.
/No Tom and Jerry was a gross oversight
March 8th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
mine is attached to any post i am author of
March 8th, 2013 at 4:34 PM
That video was creepy, but damn did EA look fantastic.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:34 PM
Move on Husker, move on. Cereal this year.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
mine is attached to any post i am author of
I thought of that right after I posted it. “Wait a second…” I’ll send you something right now
March 8th, 2013 at 4:35 PM
I bet cheerios and frosted flakes were left off, weren’t they?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:37 PM
i had nothing to do with the brackets, nor did i respond to any of the discussion on the rankings.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
Dude I’m just fucking with you. I’m sure it will be solid.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
oh, i know. i’m saying that I really have no idea.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
Wish there were more posts and comments over there so there was somewhere else to hang out and waste time at.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
It’s really just the relative lack of comments, really. There are plenty of posts to kill time with
March 8th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
really, really
March 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Darrell’s still fuckin that chicken over in the Bill Simmons thread
March 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Probably true. It’s the comments that entertain anyway.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
Agree. That’s why I don’t go there. I come here for the comments and then read the posts. Always been that way for me.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
“You should have 2 or 3 ‘Check out this dunk!’ posts a day if you expect to be taken seriously, man”
March 8th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
He’s an interesting cat.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
I am actually a CDIB card carrying Native American. Not offended. But full disclosure… I much more Mick than Redskin… so my opinion is probably worth as much as Mullet’s.
/not true, it is obviously worth more than Mullet’s
March 8th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
Darrell’s still fuckin that chicken over in the Bill Simmons thread
TBL’s bungling of “keep fucking that chicken” has me doubting my prediction that 2013 is the year of chicken fucking.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
we generally post 8-4 on the hour. generally. as for the comments, well.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
those fuckers said Fruit Loops weren’t top 64. I fought like crazy to get ‘em in, but it was a futil effort.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:49 PM
For fucks sake. Seriously? Keep fighting the good fight, Miz.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:49 PM
I’d comment there more, but then my comments would be the only ones there. Then the entire internet would think I’m some kind of loser stalker loner guy. I can’t be risking my internet reputation.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:50 PM
Cabbage comments all the time. it makes him look like a senile old man…oh wait…
March 8th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
Is Paolo still the only guy who comments at The Sports Hernia?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Watch cream of wheat show up on the 10-line.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Is Paolo still the only guy who comments at The Sports Hernia?
Does that site still post?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
I have a post going up sometime in the next month (or two) about the various Halls of Fames. please comment.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
I have a post going up sometime in the next month (or two) about the various Halls of Fames. please comment.
Bert Blyleven. NO.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
He fought like most Tennesseans do. He said, “Dat ain’t raight!” Then blamed Obama.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:04 PM
like I said, it was futile. valiant too.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Darrell’s still fuckin that chicken
thats about all he is good for, chicken effin.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
Jack Morris, NO.
/Come at me, bro’d