Ohio State Coach at Spring Practice: “What do you need water for, Sunshine? We’re stretching! And you’re a kicker!”
This video starts out as a pointless, boring video of Ohio State stretching during its first spring practice on Tuesday. Then, out of nowhere, Kerry Coombs, the Ohio State cornerbacks coach and special teams coordinator, catches a glimpse of a kicker getting a drink of water. (Skip to the 40-second mark) Since he’s a coach and this kid is just some dumb kicker, Coombs screams:
“What do you need water for, Sunshine!? We’re stretching! And you’re a kicker! Are you tired from stretching!?”
Stupid, thirsty kicker. [via Eleven Warriors]

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27 Responses to “Ohio State Coach at Spring Practice: “What do you need water for, Sunshine? We’re stretching! And you’re a kicker!””
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March 8th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
He has a point tho.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Coach Combs > Any other secondary/special teams coordinator in the land
March 8th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
This happens 20 fold at every high school practice, too. Heel, Michigan man.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
Germinal.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
could you BE anymore Canadian!?
/Chandler voice
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Coombs is quickly becoming a cult like hero of Buckeye fans. The guy is shot out of a canon 24/7.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
This coach is either gay or a pedophile.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Fuck yeah.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Big if true!
March 8th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
I think Ohio State could hire Rudy as its DL coach and Vlad would say he’s the best that ever was.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
I guess I could renounce my other citizenship while tapping a maple tree.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
this coach is off the reservation.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:34 PM
I dare him to call the kid Private Pyle.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
I guess I could renounce my other citizenship while tapping a maple tree.
If your other citizenship is French, then you might as well keep it you fucking Quebecois.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
“Ration your sweat, not your water”.
“Kickers are people, too.”
March 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
When I played in the 80s, there was an old way of thinking among coaches that you didn’t want guys drinking too much water. We’d be out there in the Texas heat, in August, and you’d have some dumbass coach screaming about people drinking too much.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:50 PM
you’re aware that Cuntzechoslovakia isn’t a real country, right?
March 8th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
If the kicker drinks too much water he will pee when it is time to kick.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Every.Day.
March 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Right. Because I didn’t bitch About Fickell in the past and Bollman for years.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:00 PM
I’m talking post-Frauden Geyer era
March 8th, 2013 at 5:02 PM
soused – I read you article on that zoo blog. you write good.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:09 PM
My HS position coach fought in Korea. Whenever we’d ask for water, he’d start talking about getting shot at by the Chinese and not getting any water. Then he’d give us a salt tablet.
March 8th, 2013 at 5:09 PM
Thanks man, it’s a bitch getting submissions accepted as apparently commerce means you shouldn’t say super offensive things.
March 8th, 2013 at 6:03 PM
Kerry Coombs is a fucking legend. Love that guy.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:11 PM
i told this story a few times here. i was on the fb team at u of idaho in 84/85. john l smith was one of the coaches. in spring conditioning i made the mistake of asking him how i could deal with a stitch in my side during a drill. he shouted
RUN HARDER!
March 8th, 2013 at 11:15 PM
So when did Howard Schnellenberger get on the staff at Ohio State?