Roundup: Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher on Board for Star Wars Sequel & Kobe Bryant Went on Jimmy Kimmel
Claudia Romani … the Star Wars sequel is going to rock … craziest retirement party ever? … you click all Nate Silver-related links, right? … science says beards are good for you … “restaurant customer arrested after trying to use waitress’s stolen ID” … this is an impossible-to-believe story of a guy who was in solitary confinement for 22 months … Pixar’s rules of storytelling … everyone in Washington DC is fitness-obsessed! … “New York has 420 theatres, while Paris has 353″ … SI model Chrissy Teigen loves to post NSFW-ish Instagram photos …
There are NFL draft prop lines, if you can believe that. [Cleveland Frowns]
Johnny Manziel is adjusting to the celebrity spotlight. [SI.com]
Brian Hartline and the Dolphins agreed on a 5-year, $31 million deal. [NFL.com]
Look out, West: Denver blasts Clippers, 107-92, and the Nuggets have won seven straight. [Post]
Sergio Romo closed out the World Series when we last saw him; not the case at the World Baseball Classic Thursday. [SF Chronicle]
Sports bubble go pop? [ESPN]
Austin Rivers is out 4-6 weeks with a broken hand. His rough rookie year has mercifully ended. [NOLA.com]
Without their best player, Colorado still smashed Oregon 76-53. [Oregonian]
Next time a pro sports owner says the team is struggling financially, don’t believe them. You never should. [Deadspin]
Amare is beastin’ again. [But the Game is On]
Has this year’s college basketball season been that crazy? Not really, given recent history. [HCSAC]
Good breakdown of the Jets/Revis situation. [NFL.com]
This has to put an end to the Harlem Shake. Right? Please? [via Swim Daily]
Hangover 3 Trailer. I could barely make it through Hangover 2, why would I watch this?
Strong showing from Kobe on Kimmel Thursday night.
Watch this moron crash and destroy a Ferrari.
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March 8th, 2013 at 8:15 AM
Oklahoma woman hides gun in her private parts …
j-mac is posting the same links from prior days on purpose now
March 8th, 2013 at 8:17 AM
I think these were covered here earlier.
The Nuggets are on a rampage. I don’t wanna look. I am in denial.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:17 AM
I think I’m more excited for the Star Wars standalone movies than the sequel, even though I am more excited for that now than I was when it was announced. Those could be great, and couldn’t possibly be as awful as XMen Origins Wolverine.
CRM got married for scientific reasons.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:18 AM
I don’t even know what you were trying for here.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:20 AM
I AM A VIKING!
/team starnold warschennegger
March 8th, 2013 at 8:20 AM
Because they added the fat chick from Bridesmaids and she’s the funniest person alive.*
*source: Hollywood executives
March 8th, 2013 at 8:20 AM
the Star Wars sequel is going to rock …
Not a hater but those movies are going to suck big time.. I’m predicting Indy 4 meets Jar Jar Binks. Mayor blowage of ass. All the ass.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:20 AM
/thought she was funny in bridesmaids
March 8th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
Her and the guy from The IT Crowd were the funniest (read: only) people in it. But she is getting put in absolutely everything now and is getting some awful scripts that just focus on her weight as the punchline.
She was one of the only redeeming qualities of This is Forty though.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
Made even better because you can’t really see her face in the picture.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
i mean…really?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
The most promising thing I read in there was that Lucas isn’t writing the script.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
Didnt know who this was, did some Googling…..seems to be a Buttaface, but she does have the most “beach pics” I think I’ve seen for one person. Almost every pic is on the sandy shores.
Seems as though she’s a soccer enthusiast
/finalist for the 2013 Built Like a Brick Shithouse Award
March 8th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
everyone in Washington DC is fitness-obsessed!
Absolutely. I’ve never seen more hot women running around in stretch pants and women in yoga pants – women who look good in them with terrific moneymakers – not fatties. Wonderful city for scenery.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Hangover 3 Trailer. I could barely make it through Hangover 2, why would I watch this?
did i see john goodman?
/you want a toe? i can get you a toe.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
That was a great pic, but a quick look at her feed shows a bunch of dog and food pics. Thats annoying.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:28 AM
thanks for the heads up on links. longggggg Thursday.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:28 AM
Agreed. Seems as though Hollywood is telling me she’s funny, as though I don’t have a brain and can’t think for myself.
/Scarecrow’d
//Seque to Oz The Great and Powerful
///Hollywood telling me James Franco is edgy and stylish
///James Franco sucks
March 8th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
i disagree, only because of this shirt.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Orange troll????
March 8th, 2013 at 8:30 AM
With nail polish. fucking amateurs. Speaking of amateurs, Alex Abreu is a grade A dipshit. And Camelo Betancourt suuuuuucks.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
I have a problem with this. Movies like this are the easiest view ever. Why complain about it? Don’t have such lofty expectations, don’t go spend $10 on it, and just take it for what it is when you do sit on your ass for a couple hours and watch it. If it’s really so terrible when you do watch it, turn it the fuck off and move on. God forbid you find some small enjoyment from it.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
dude, hasnt his mellow been harshed enough?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
because it’s fucking FUN AS SHIT to complain about movies.
/my dream job is to take over lead snarkist on mystery science theater
March 8th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
i mean…really?
I’d love to hear an Alton Brown review of that.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Seems as though she’s a soccer enthusiast
someone tell this fugly broad to wax her damn legs. you can see the lil hairs standing up in the pic
/ tim ryan’d
March 8th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Dude that was in solitary confinement for 2 years had a strong beard. Not so sure he was in the best of health though. Looks like I just busted that fuckin theory.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
Hangover 3 looks terrible. Harrison, Mark and Carrie in Star Wars 7? What, are they gonna use the force to move their wheelchairs and their canes are light sabers?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
This guy gets it. Have fun with it, man. Yesterday weeding crashers isn’t funny and now the Hangover sucks, I don’t want to go to Vegas with any of you assholes.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
8 inches of snow already and another 4 or so on the way before noon and I still have to drive into work. This sucks.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
/plays Mastadon
March 8th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
Alex Abreu is a grade A dipshit.
A.K. Ron at it’s finest bruh
March 8th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
YES!!!
March 8th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
i think it moved.
/sfw
March 8th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Next thing we’ll hear is that Bad Boys 2 isn’t one of the greatest movies ever.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Your description and the picture in the article dont match up.
But whoever invented the modern yoga pant should be given a medal. College chicks wear them all day, every day. Fantastic.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
bad boys 2 was uninentionally awesome BEFORE hot fuzz made turned it truly iconic.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
Whats your favorite Mastadon album Spence?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
Mike Laaaaawwwwwrrryyyy
March 8th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
did i see john goodman?
yup. i thought that was him but having someone else think it confirms it in my mind
/ in unrelated news, go back and watch opening scene of the fighter and you’ll notice when dickey eklund (christian bale) is walking up the street with the HBO cameras filming him he looks up and says “hey jerry” and it’s jerry freakin garcia. they woudn’t just write him in the scene for the hell of it ya know. i find it very interesting that jerry was hangin in lowell to get his fix back then
// jack kerouac’d
March 8th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
I actually enjoyed the first couple episodes of the new Vikings show.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
You don’t have to tell me. Same thing with Point Break. When they did the bit in Hot Fuzz I was just nodding my head in agreement.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
Okay, your edit is even worse. What?
Romo struck out the side in the bottom of the 10th, including Miggie for the last out of the game.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
I saw Carrie on the TV the other day doing an interview, and she is looking ROUGH. The cocaine was not strong with her.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
leviathan…that’s an incredibly well put together album. yours?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
the scene where MIKE LAWWWWWWWWRY and martin lawerence, whatever his name is, are interrogating the guy taking his daughter on a date is just top notch comedy.
also, michael bay’s camera work in BB2? no qualifiers, EXCEPTIONAL.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
ha gunner kiel bitching out at ND.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
Song of the day? (Rock) Superstar by Cypress Hill
March 8th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
I’m finishing my coffee
March 8th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
YUP.
/n***a, you ‘least 30.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
Sorry but I had already made plans to watch The Artist farting and wafting in my own face.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:42 AM
i gotta say, michael bay can suck a bag of dicks, but that dude knows how to capture a scene.
/oh look, martin scorcese is filming another huge scene with no camera cuts that’s just following some guido around a restaurant!
//”i liked casino the first time i saw it…when it was called goodfellas.”
///high fives david spade
March 8th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
But they sure as hell don’t make me look young
March 8th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Figjam explains how to pick it off concrete
March 8th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Same. Also like Crack the Skye quite a bit
March 8th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
you got movie tickets at the senior price without asking, didn’t you?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
But whoever invented the modern yoga pant should be given a medal. College chicks wear them all day, every day. Fantastic.Yes, the college campus is a much better place because of these. Only offset is the short, stocky chicks that wear the “skinny” jeans.
/these chicks must not look in the mirror
March 8th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
later he complained that the cartpath took more than 60% of his spin.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
spence, I’m shocked at the price on that putter
you could buy those BH Bettinardi’s for a song 3 years ago
March 8th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
crack the skye was really good too…they’re an awesome band. love em.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
“Rag & Bone” by Jack White came up on my spotify list this AM during my drive
I forgot how great that track is
March 8th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
Be that is it may, but Casino had more screen time of Joe Pesci swearing and being a maniac. I see no wrong in that.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
yea and you can still find a few of the less rare ones in decent shape for like $30-60. been digging around all morning. theyre not very common around here, unfortunately.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
later he complained that the cartpath took more than 60% of his spin.
They gave him a 415 yard drive. I’ve got two in the books over 375, and one time I had to make a 15-footer for par and the other time I made a bogey.
/weeps
March 8th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
the scene where MIKE LAWWWWWWWWRY and martin lawerence, whatever his name is, are interrogating the guy taking his daughter on a date is just top notch comedy.
whattup when martin is all messed up on ecstasy and they go to the captain’s house to try and get a warrant to bust into johnny tapia’s place. freakin hilarious
/ i love it when you call me bunny love.. yeh girl, you should see this sexy shit i got on
March 8th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
My best is 405.
/at altitude in Utah into a fairway with a 50 yd elevation change
March 8th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Spaces… or capitals… or something less confusing.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
did i see john goodman?
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!
March 8th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
re: MIKE LAWWWWWWWRY…my purchases of lowry’s seasoning salt have been announced to the heavens ever since the first bad boys came out.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
this part is bad boys 2 is high comedy as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlHrkJTSyCI
March 8th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Yea but jewy De Niro is definitely the whiniest De Niro. Especially when it comes to dinero.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
look at this misterfalcon!
March 8th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
Brent Hinds is from Birmingham. Yet another reason why Alabama > Arkansas.
/glares at arkbadger
March 8th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
/at altitude in Utah into a fairway with a 50 yd elevation change
like that golf shot on the moon, moreorless
March 8th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
I saw Bad Boys 2 in the theaters. It was kind of awesome. It still is awesome because of how bad it is.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
I channel Ace Rothstein in the work cafe all the time.
LOOK AT THIS BLUEBERRY MUFFIN. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES!!!
March 8th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Anyone else find her a bit too skinny?
March 8th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
I can think of far worse. Like that dumb comedy with Eddie Murphy for starters.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
There is nothing more aggravating than manufactured drama at the workplace. I may try and get a “IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER” chant going a la Bill Murray in “Meatballs”
March 8th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
/fixed for accuracy
//giving Jenn Brown a run for her money
///follow-up to Jenn Brown post the other day
March 8th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
They could bring Alec Guinness back to life to play Obi Wan and I still would not be on board with the next Star Wars movies. I’m out and staying out.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
starship troopers > star wars
/high fives butters
March 8th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I’ll tell you what: if you don’t cooperate, you’re gonna suffer from “fistophobia”.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Oh, I know I’ll go see it. And then hate myself for doing so
March 8th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Keill leaving ND.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
She looks like the ugly sister Cassandra would drag on a double date for Garth.
/schwing
March 8th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I say this too but I know I don’t mean it. I will watch the new movies. Even if they’re awful.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
So yeah, Percy Harvin is getting traded. The Vikings are hopefully Wallace Or Bust. None of this Jennings crap.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Sergio Romo had a World Series collapse when we last saw him; same deal at the World Baseball Classic Thursday.
If by collapse you mean making the eventual AL MVP look silly, then yes he did have a collapse. I know you don’t watch MLB games, but at least do your readers a solid and pay attention to what you post.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
zang!
March 8th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Spencer is doing his part. Are you?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Read that this morning. Good luck to whoever gets him next.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
the fuck is Brent Hinds? he isn’t great Arkansan Glen Campbell, I guarantee you that.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Washington DC is fitness-obsessed!
Seems like everyone here is a runner or biker. Tons of running clubs and groups and the trails are always packed.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
favorite Mastadon album
the hunter for me, but oblivion is my favorite song by them, and one of the coolest songs i have heard in 10 years.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
So yeah, Percy Harvin is getting traded.
to NE to replace Welker
March 8th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Would you like to know more?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Washington DC is fitness-obsessed!
Seems like everyone here is a runner or biker. Tons of running clubs and groups and the trails are always packed.
i’ve noticed the same thing in balt when i visit my gf.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Tuesday I was told by the weatherman we would get 6-8″ of snow. We actually got .5″. Guess who looks like a genius for booking a tee time for Saturday?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
i’ve noticed the same thing in balt when i visit my gf.
running from gang warfare, cops or date rapists in BALT though.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Thunderstorms are the best.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
running from gang warfare, cops or date rapists in BALT though.
Fuck around if you want to, but Baltimore is changing for the better. I go up there probably about 3-4 times a year and it seems to keep getting better.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Little late, but Bad Boys 2 was/is incredible
March 8th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Just stay away from the high rises.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Fuck around if you want to, but Baltimore is changing for the better. I go up there probably about 3-4 times a year and it seems to keep getting better.
if it wasn’t for all that row housing, i’d consider living there. its a cool city, but i hate that “Charm City” bull shit.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Loved the first Hangover, saw it thrice in theaters. A day after seeing the second one I couldn’t remember a single thing that happened, very big dropoff in quality between them. I’ll see this one but I am not as excited for it.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
I got 2 sisters who live there, one in Balt. County and the other in Elkridge. The one sister who lives in the county, makes me nervous to visit. I go down several times a year to visit both, there is a lot to see and do
March 8th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
I go down several times a year to visit both, there is a lot to see and do
Don’t you live in FL?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Also by the way, eat a dick Flyers fans.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
I think Hangover III is their attempt to make me finally watch part II.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Nope, I live in Central PA. I was born in Miami Springs, but moved to PA when I was very young, no memory of FLA.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Nate Silver… STILL haven’t forgiven that jerk face for the election
March 8th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I think because it’s in Vegas again, and they’ve mentioned there will be tie-ins from the first, they don’t even want you to see part II.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
/updates spreadsheet
March 8th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
We definitely deserve that after getting shut out in the 2nd & 3rd periods. The Flyers just can’t hold a lead or keep the pedal to the metal. Disgraceful loss.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
One of the more underrated comedies of the last 20 years.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Fuck around if you want to, but Baltimore is changing for the better. I go up there probably about 3-4 times a year and it seems to keep getting better.
Been living downtown (Federal Hill) for 4 years now. Definitely a long way to go but seen a crazy amount of development/change in just the time I’ve been down here.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Either can we. If either of these teams were capable of playing at their best for sixty minute stretches they’d be well atop the conference.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
My sister apparently isn’t the only person to use this.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
*neither can we
March 8th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
End of Watch was brought up by a couple of people yesterday. I ended up seeing it last night. Thought it was really good.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you!
/Constanza’d
March 8th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Truth there. Some of the Flyers young guys haven’t developed like they should have coughCoutriercough
March 8th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Saw it last weekend. Ending was rough.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
That wasn’t reflection on you Chief, just made me think of that Seinfeld episod when you commented on that.
/don’t mean to offend.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Yeah, getting Miguel Cabrera to strike out looking to end the World Series was SUCH A TERRIBLE FUCKING COLLAPSE
March 8th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Every team can say that.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Been living downtown (Federal Hill) for 4 years now
fed hill isn’t bad. there’s some good restaurants in that area.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
and Chrissy Teigen, thank you for that picture
March 8th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
egads on Romo. WHOOPS!
March 8th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Good luck keeping him happy when Ponder underthrows the deep ball
March 8th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
One of the more underrated comedies of the last 20 years.
Without going too obscure, I’d say Balls of Fury & Gross Point Blank are on there. I’d vote The Break-Up for the the commercially successful but unfairly maligned and often misinterpreted submission.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
JMac hitting happy hour really early today
March 8th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
/high five
March 8th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Hey man, those 3 saves in a 4 game sweep with 0 runs, 0 hits, 0 walks, and 5 strikeouts was all kinds of collapse-like.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Saw Harlem Shake and decided to ignore the video until just now, but damn I love that South African accent.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Hangover wasn’t even good. I didn’t watch 2 and won’t watch 3
March 8th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
It’s Friday. Don’t judge the guy.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Did someone say Romo and Collapse?
/cowboys’d
March 8th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
if somebody could just pan that camera about 90 degrees counterclockwise, I’d be able to give you an answer.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
no, im predicting 3 hours from now
March 8th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
Has Hot Fuzz finally gone from underappreciated to finally respected? I think we’ve gotten there.
You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up in the model village.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
no
/hernia
March 8th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
f’real…i mean, why the hell is anyone in the office anyways?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
Not really. The Flyers and Penguins are two of the four most talented teams in the East.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
when was hot fuzz ever underappreciated?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
wait, is it a holiday?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
happy hour indeed. mostly because there’s snow on the ground and it’s still snowing and i hate shoveling almost as much as i hate raking leaves
March 8th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
It can’t go any worse than trying to keep Harvin happy.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
I can’t let a Midnight Run reference go by without my favorite quote from the movie. When asked by one of his underlings what he should do now, mob boss Jimmy Serrano, played by Dennis Farina:
“Make yourself a sandwich, drink a glass of milk…Do some fuckin’ thing.”
March 8th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
shovelling’s a great workout bro…works those lats and bi’s. get swole.
/opens pre-packaged $4 bag of vitamins SO HARDCORE
March 8th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
Go Team Condo!
/has no yard
//has a dog
///has to walk the dog twice a day every day
////…fuck
March 8th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
One of the few perks i got with this whole condo living bullshit.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
TBL’s got 2 little kids now. I weep for his brainpower. Hope all is going well there.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Especially if you’re a Jets QB?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I hate shoveling snow, but actually like raking leaves. There’s an end game with the leaves. Snow could be here tomorrow, 3 days from now, or next week and alot of it. When the leaves are picked up, ain’t no more falling from those maple trees.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
I’d rather mow the grass than shovel snow because..it’s warm outside
March 8th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
I knew that Taco Bell Super Bowl ad would lead to no good.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
This. And then a cold couple of beers afterwards.
/high fives
March 8th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Who else do you include in that foursome? I think if the Caps get their heads on right, they can be one of the top teams. The Bruins, yes. The Canadiens have proven it so far. The Rangers have the best ability to play as a team. A solid 60 minutes by the Islanders is pretty damn good too. Ottawa can give teams fits.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Dan Aykroyd saying “I’m gonna put a bullet hole in your fucking forehead, and I’m gonna fuck the brain hole!” was an eyebrow raiser.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
shoveling snow > taking dog for walks. fuck dogs
/bree olsen’d
//allegedly (mole said it so must be true)
March 8th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
True. I should be out XC skiing before the rains come.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
nyet, nyet, comrades…you are doing it all the wrong. you see wife, svetlana? look at hips, very strong hips. make plow snow, rake leaf, no problem. come now, we drink vodka and watch her make chore.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
I watch my aunt and uncle’s dog once a month. That little fucker never wants to shit when I take him outside at night.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
and by that, you mean watch her bang the groundskeeper while you pass out drunk
March 8th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
My favorite line from Farina in a movie has to be Cousin Avi from Snatch:
Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
Mr. Newberry: I visualised you in a haze as one of those slackster, flannel-wearing, coffee-house misanthropes I’ve been seeing in Newsweek.
Marty: No no no, I went the other road. Six figures, doing business with leadpipe cruelty, mercenary sensibility. You know… sports, sex, no real relationships with anyone. How about you, how have the years been treating you?
Mr. Newberry: Well, you know me, Martin. Still the same old sell-out, exploiting the oppressed…
March 8th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Hips don’t lie.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
/dog shits in house
//immediately takes him out
///WHY WONT YOU SHIT!??!!?!?
March 8th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
Almost everyone here will see both Hangover 3 and the Star Wars sequel, if for no other reason than to be able to bitch about them in the comments section. And if they’re actually good, there will be something else to bitch about.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Hi, welcome to the Internet.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Boston, Penguins, Rangers, Flyers. Montreal and Carolina would be right afterward. If Montreal runs up against the Flyers or Rangers in the first round they will be going home early.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
1:06 tee time. Just saying.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
so jealous my man. ive been hitting it so well at the range this last month im DYING to get out.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
get off my lawn, you damn kids!
March 8th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
a big hearty FU to Darcy Regier, Tyler Myers, and Ryan Miller
March 8th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
Almost everyone here will see both Hangover 3 and the Star Wars sequel,
no way in hell i will see either. i did not see hangover 2 or any of the star wars sequels because i dont like things that suck.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Problem with Flyers/Pens: Talent is definitely there, but inconsistent goaltending will destroy them both.
I have an 8:30 tee time on Sunday morning. Hoping we get enough warm temps here (supposed to be 50 tomorrow) to melt the snow that has blanketed the course last night/this morning.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
ha..ha…ha..ha
March 8th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Week of St. Paddy’s day it was 80 degrees in Ohio. So we might get lucky in the next week, I was in San Diego at that time last year and it was 45-50 degrees everyday and rained for 4 days straight and barely saw sunshine. Worst part, though? I was supposed to play Torrey Pines, but I decided to bring Northeast Ohio weather with me to Souther California.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:05 AM
1:06 tee time. Just saying
i have a lesson tomorrow. i guess that counts because i will be out there for 3+ hours.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:07 AM
8:50 tee time tomorrow.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Been sick all week. 28 degrees Tuesday. Sunny and 71 tomorrow. Don’t even care about cost I’ll be playing
March 8th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
good point…im hoping we’re thru the worst of it.
there, there…it wasn’t your fault.
/gives reassuring hug
//no homo
March 8th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
You talking about the band or an album by another band? Because Crack the Sky (the band) had an awesome run of albums mid-’70s through early ’80s.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Just found out I’ll be in Denver for 4 days on business in May. Hopefully these fucks don’t have any power.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:12 AM
I’m just the opposite. Had a bad range session for the 20 minutes I was out there after work yesterday. It doesn’t help that our range is dogshit right now. Actually I’d prefer to hit off dogshit. Softer lie.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:15 AM
i know youre saying this hyperbolically, but could you imagine catching a faceful of a poodivot?
March 8th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Been there. Goddamn fucking geese.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
i feel like gooseslaughter should be worth half a stroke.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Album by Mastodon.
Haven’t heard much of this album. I need to check it out.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Yeah, that’s bad. But so is my wrist. Hit a few diggers yesterday and there was nothing to dig into.
March 8th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Great dig at Kobe by Kimmel on passing.
March 8th, 2013 at 11:10 AM
So you know they sucked without ever seeing them…I see. Please post a list of 2013 movies that won’t suck so I don’t waste my time either. Hopefully your crystal ball is working properly today.
March 8th, 2013 at 2:37 PM
just beat it out of him.