South Carolina Made a Forceful Statement With Its Spring Prospectus Cover

All, College Football Ty Duffy March 7th. 2013, 1:35pm

Jadeveon Clowney will play football for South Carolina in 2013. The cover of the team’s spring prospectus sought to remind you of that, with the definitive moment of impact from “the hit.”

It’s not a shirtless and sunglassed Steve Spurrier staring wistfully into the distance, but well played.

[HT @PaulMyerberg]

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38 Responses to “South Carolina Made a Forceful Statement With Its Spring Prospectus Cover”

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KC Resident Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
Funny that they put the guy on the cover that should sit out the season.
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
Totally insensitive – looks like an inevitable concussion there. Very tasteless.
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GloriousMullet Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
I don’t understand why you need to take a piece no one can argue with (Clowney being awesome) and try to add the one extra line about a shirtless and sunglassed Spurrier as if the only benefits they get is an naked head coach every now and again. It undermines your credibility, IMO.
Even the last paragraph is fine… who cares if you have a crusade against Spurriers sagging man tits, they certainly deserve it. But there’s always one sentence in these Gamecock posts that it just too much.
Yet here I am reading it… guess that’s a ‘me’ problem
/Wide Word of Sport’d
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Shining Base Path Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
i’m creeped out by mullet’s obsession with wwos
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starkweather Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
Good work, Mullet.
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José Pippen Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
It’s really too bad South Carolina won that game.
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KC Resident Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:48 PM
The impending Mullet vs WWoS war is going to get ugly. I have a feeling.
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starkweather Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:48 PM
For the record, I like WWoS. We’re pretty good fake online friends. I just think he’s edged into territory once trod by NDub in his holy war against CoRM!
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Shining Base Path Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:49 PM
mullet will auto-tweet his punch score
wwos will correct it
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:53 PM
I know it was a great play and hit. But it’s getting played out. He blew out a shitty midget B1G back. I could knock the shit out of Vincent Smith too.
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GloriousMullet Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:54 PM
mullet will auto-tweet his punch score
If you’ll notice there have been no more auto tweets of my runs/workouts. Killed it.
I also like WWoS, but I agree with stark…. the duffy hate is now at a different level.
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Ty Duffy Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:54 PM
WWOS is creepily obsessed with me. GloriousMullet is creepily obsessed with WWOS. Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:54 PM
his holy war against CoRM!
Huh? CRM probably baited him and he took it.
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:56 PM
i’m creeped out by mullet’s obsession with wwos
I’m creeped out by Mullet’s mullet.
The impending Mullet vs WWoS war is going to get ugly
Mullet already drove Coop to liquor, so my money is on Bammer in this one.
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Do I know have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
I may have to permanently leave this site after that comment. I just threw-up on my keyboard.
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GloriousMullet Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:57 PM
WWOS is creepily obsessed with me. GloriousMullet is creepily obsessed with WWOS. Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
I’m good people, you’d like me.
Seriously, do me a solid and post that you abuse antibiotics. PLEASE.
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:59 PM
oh good gawd
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:59 PM
NDub
Has he been heard from since X-Mas?
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Shining Base Path Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:59 PM
If you’ll notice there have been no more auto tweets of my runs/workouts. Killed it.
i’m not on there enough to have noticed but good job good effort
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 1:59 PM
We’re pretty good fake online friends
The best kind of friends to have.
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:00 PM
do me a solid and post that you abuse antibiotics
/ Farts
// Smells like tacos in here
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starkweather Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:01 PM
Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
I vote yes.
NDub just really hated almost every post from CoRM! I don’t think there was any baiting involved and, no, I haven’t seen any tweeting or anything else from him since before New Year’s
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
Also, I hear that LSU’s spring football prospectus cover will feature a shirtless Les Miles haulin’ ass down a road on a hog, with some sweet young athletic department thang hangin’ on behind him.
/ Rumor has it
// From some guy with a kitty blog
/// Or a pussy blog, it wasn’t clear
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:03 PM
WWOS is creepily obsessed with me. GloriousMullet is creepily obsessed with WWOS. Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
I think you have to shoot Ronald Reagan to complete the circle.
Also way to not spring for the color printing, South Carolina.
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:04 PM
That’s badass. If only they had an OL, LB corps or any DBs.
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starkweather Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:04 PM
I think you have to shoot Ronald Reagan to complete the circle.
Oooohh. I like that even better. But I feel like it should be less grandiose. Mullet, quick, name a very low-grade celebrity that you don’t like. Duff-man, take note.
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Ty_Webb Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
Oooohh. I like that even better. But I feel like it should be less grandiose. Mullet, quick, name a very low-grade celebrity that you don’t like. Duff-man, take note.
Arkiesaw youtube chick
/win-win
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ButtersBC Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
I’ve been of the belief that NDub’s horny neighbor didn’t register a safe word and he met a David Carradine-esque demise
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HuskerDawg Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:10 PM
I’ve been of the belief that NDub’s horny neighbor didn’t register a safe word and he met a David Carradine-esque demise
I sent him an email a couple of months ago and didn’t hear back. Hope everything is good. Last time something like that happened to a TBLer, Bsanders went to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.
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Watsonian Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
If only his name was Glorious Hemp Necklace
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
NDub just really hated almost every post from CoRM!
Very often, I agree with this. And CRM tried to bait me into a little online spat a while back that I ignored after a few comments. I concluded that CRM is a 14 yr old unpaid intern and moved on.
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squawkbox Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:16 PM
If only his name was Glorious ~~Hemp~~ Puka shell Necklace
Fixed: PC Beach Spring Break!
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
FACT: NDub is dead.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:27 PM
Do I now have to get creepily obsessed with Glorious Mullet to complete the circle?
May the circle…be unbroken…
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:28 PM
FACT: NDub is dead.
???
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:36 PM
???
I know, right!?
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arkbadger Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 2:46 PM
If you’ll notice there have been no more auto tweets of my runs/workouts. Killed it.
/pours one out for Endomundo
//opens case into Endomundos real killer
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NinoBrown Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Smith said he was hit harder in high school.